Ch7 - Garbage Collector

“Well, senior brother can only be seduced during non-working hours.” Feibai opened the recorder in his hand while speaking, “Remember.”

Luo Yusen raised his eyebrows and wanted to say something, but in front of Luo Feifei, he swallowed it back. 

At this time, Fei Bai’s phone in his pocket vibrated. He put the voice recorder on the table, took out his phone, and glanced at it. His face immediately became very ugly, and then he pressed it off without hesitation.

After a few seconds, his phone began to vibrate relentlessly again.

Feibai gritted his teeth and said to Luo Yusen, “Senior brother, I’ll just take the call.”

That expression made Luo Yusen think that he was going to eat raw toads in the next second. 

Feibai walked along the corridor until he came to the place near the restaurant and then pressed the answer. Xu Geyang’s impatient voice came out of the earpiece.

“Feibai, how long will you hog my things?”

Feibai almost lost his breath. He suppressed his anger and said, “Are you being reasonable? You moved out of my house and didn’t pack up your things. How come I’m hogging your things?”

“I didn’t pack up? Did you give me a chance to pack? You pushed me out like a madman and told me to get lost. Have you lost your memory?” Xu Geyang taunted.

Fei Bai’s hands clenched into fists at his side. He felt his heart beating violently against his chest from anger, the same way it did when he questioned Xu Geyang about the finger-clasped photo on his phone a week ago.

“Oh, you know,” Xu Geyang’s expression was calm after seeing the photo, and he didn’t even frown, “Are you breaking up?”

Fei Bai had imagined that Xu Geyang would not admit it or kneel down and cry bitterly and say he was wrong. However, he didnt even bother to act and directly asked him if he wanted to break up.

He pushed and shoved Xu Geyang out of the door, telling him that his home was not a garbage collection station, and let his human-shaped non-degradable harmful garbage be thrown into any trash can at the end of the world. In short, never appear again in front of him to pollute the air and wasteland. 

Now the humanoid garbage has been quiet for a week and has come back to disgust him.

It is a major failure in the popular education of garbage classification.

“Okay, I won’t argue with you,” Fei Bai took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down, “I don’t have class tomorrow morning. If you want to take it, you can come at that time. If you don’t come, ill throw it away.”

What else did Xu Geyang want to say? Feibai hung up the phone without giving him a chance to open his mouth. 

The words “End of the call” flashed on the screen, Feibai stared at the words “Xu Geyang”, wishing he could crawl along the phone line and beat him to a paste.

Stealing your things? okay. I will also steal your current boyfriend, and see if you are still in the mood to come over and say shameless things to me.

When he returned to Luo Feifei’s dining room, he saw Luo Yusen holding up the recorder while talking to the little girl.

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Only when Luo Yusen was around, Luo Feifei’s state was obviously more relaxed. The guarded look in her eyes was gone, and she can respond to Luo Yusen with a few syllables from time to time. 

“Djmx?” Oeb Terfc tfjgv atf rbecv bo atf vbbg yflcu qertfv jcv gjlrfv tlr fsfr ab ibbx ja Mfl Djl.

Mflyjl rjlv “Ktf ujgyjuf mbiifmabg mjiifv wf ab mbiifma atf ujgyjuf lc ws tberf”

Oeb Terfc ibbxfv ja tlr rilutais gfv fsfr jcv ofia atja atf ujgyjuf mbiifmabg rffwfv ab wjxf atf mtliv nfgs jcugs.

He turned off the recorder and handed it to Fei Bai. “That’s all for today. I’ll ask the driver to send you back.” 

After Xu Geyang’s trouble, Fei Bai was no longer in the mood to take pictures in the second ring villa, so he got into the car listlessly. He lowered his head and sent a message to Qiao Li.

“Do you have time?”

Qiao Li asked him what was going on.

“Xu Geyang is coming to my house.”Fei Bai said. 

Qiao Li immediately replied: “Tell me, do I need to prepare a sack or go directly?” ”

Fei Bai:” You really want to go to the police station. ”

Fei Bai: “He will come to pick up his things tomorrow morning. I’m afraid that I won’t be able to finish it today. Can you come and help me?”

In fact, he was not afraid that he could not finish cleaning up, but he was afraid that he would collapse when he faced the memory of living with Xu Geyang. 

Qiao Li: “Why do I want to slap you so much.”

Qiao Li: “And pack up his things for him? he doesn’t have hands? Is he a coelenterate?

“Do you think I want to pack his things up? When we broke up I told him never to enter my house again, now if I break my word, where will I put my face.” Fei Bai said. 

Qiao Li: “… Do you know what it means to die to save a face than to live to suffer?”

Despite what he said, Qiao Li came in the afternoon to help Fei Bai clean up the traces left by his ex-boyfriend in his house. The pillows on the bed, the clothes in the wardrobe, the books on the bookshelf, and the razor in the bathroom, have been packed until the evening.

In fact, Xu Geyang didn’t have many things, and he only filled a medium-sized cardboard box. Fei Bai squatted beside the box and stared blankly at the contents for a while as if he couldn’t understand why Xu Geyang only left this little weight in his life.

Qiao Li raised his foot and kicked the box lightly: “If I were you, I will sell these junks, and then slap the money in his face and tell him that’s all he’s worth.” 

Fei Bai shook his head and stood up with his hands on his knees, “I have a better way to get revenge on him now.”

Qiao Li’s eyes suddenly lit up. “What is it? Tell me about it.”

Fei Bai looked at his watch, “Let’s eat first.  I’ll treat you and talk about it while we eat.”

The two of them didn’t go far, they found a random  Northeastern restaurant nearby. There were not many customers in the restaurant, so there was no need to wait in line. The waiter brought them in and told them that they can scan the code to order food. 

Feibai was browsing the menu when his phone suddenly vibrated. He quit the ordering app and saw Luo Yusen send him two messages.

Luo Yusen: “Today’s salary.”

Below was a four-digit transfer record.

Feibai replied “Thank you, brother,” before clicking to collect the payment, and also attached a heart emoji that gave him goosebumps when he looked at it. 

He scanned the QR code on the table again and ordered five or six dishes within a few seconds.

Qiao Li saw that the number in the upper right corner of the shopping cart kept increasing, and reminded Fei Bai, “Hey, why are you ordering so much, we can’t eat it.”

“If we can’t eat it, throw it away.” Fei Bai muttered.

Qiao Li pouted and removed two dishes: “Why are you so wasteful as if it is not your money.” 

Fei Bai followed his words and asked, “Then guess whose money I spent?”

“Yo, it’s really not your money?” Qiao Li began to speculate wildly, “Why, you cracked the scumbag’s bank card password?

“That’s all you can think of?” Fei Bai scoffed and told him what happened in the past two days and his plan to seduce Luo Yusen.

“Dude, you are so awesome, Feibai! I am eating the meal paid by Xiao san!” Qiao Li’s eyes widened when he heard this. 

Feibai nodded, and after a while, he said, “If I win Lou Yusen,  it will definitely be a major blow to Xu Geyang. Maybe it can also make him enter the middle-aged and old age ahead of schedule and get coronary atherosclerotic heart disease or something.

“Okay! I support you,” Qiao Li added back the dish he just deleted, “Spend Xiaosan’er’s money, sleep with Xiaosaner, be angry with Xiaosaner’s dog boyfriend!”

Fei Bai swiped his phone and added two bottles of beer and then submitted the order. “But Luo Yusen looks very difficult to seduce and I don’t have a clue at all.”

“No, think about it. He can even look an idiot like Xu Geyang. The requirements must be very low and the vision is not very good. I guarantee you can do it.” Qiao Li encouraged him enthusiastically. 

Fei Bai frowned: “Why do you sound like you’re scolding me.”

Qiao Li went back to school after dinner, and Fei Bai strolled outside for a while in the dark. He was not very good at drinking. Although he only drank a bottle of beer, he was a little drunk at this time.

Fei Bai walked slowly along the road outside the Northeast Restaurant. The evening wind blew through his slightly warm body. It was so gentle that many past events came to his mind, one by one, all involving Xu Geyang’s figure.

He remembered that in high school, Xu Geyang squatted down in front of many people to tie his shoelaces, remembered Xu Geyang peeling small oranges for him in the recess of his evening self-study, remembered that Xu Geyang put him on his lap and lowered his head to smell his shampoo. He remembered  Xu Geyang participating in the school song competition in his freshman year, standing on the stage and singing his favorite song to him. 

But what’s the use of remembering?

Past is past.

The shoelaces can be tied for others. The orange peel will be dry and brittle after being thrown away. A person will not use only one scent of shampoo forever. Once the song is finished, the love of young people will easily dissipate.

If he and Xu Geyang broke up peacefully, it would be fine. The relationship in his teenage years was romantic enough. However, Xu Geyang cheated. 

Xu Geyang just wanted to smash the beauty to him.

Then he also wants Xu Geyang to pay the price.

Childish?

Childish. But he is not yet twenty years old, so why can’t he be childish? 

If you don’t be naive now and dare to love and hate again, you won’t have a chance when you become an adult.

Thinking of this, Feibai clenched his fists and shouted at the night sky.

“Xu Geyang, wait for Lao Tzu!”

Feibai woke up very early the next day. He didn’t even use the alarm clock to call him. Seeing Xu Geyang brought him a kind of nervousness like going to the battlefield, he got up quickly. After completing a series of preparations, he started to stand in front of the mirror to practice the expression after seeing his ex again. He hopes to show a “Scumbag, look at me. I still live a particularly awesome life after breaking up with you.” 

It wasn’t even half past eight when Fei Bai prepared everything. He was sitting on the bed, staring at the second hand of the wall clock turning one by one, wondering if he still has anything to think about.

He pondered for nearly an hour and still did not figure out a reason when his phone began to vibrate.

Feibai bounced up to answer the phone like a conditioned reflex: “Hello.”

After listening, the expression on his face became subtle: “Senior brother? You said you’ll be coming to pick up the recorder later?” 

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tn: Oh no