I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Pushing the shopping cart, Lingpingan first ordered seven boxes of carbonated drinks in the mall.

This is his favorite!

Whether playing games or typing, it’s a treasure you can’t live without!

Fat house happy water, who knows if you drink water.

After signing the order, leaving the address, and completing the payment, Lingpingan pushed the shopping cart and was about to leave. He saw several boxes of drinks that seemed to be packaged in some foreign language next to the containers in the beverage area.

"What is this?" he asked the waiter.

"Lohia's kvass!" the waiter replied with a smile. Perhaps because he was afraid that Lingpingan wouldn't know what Lohia was, he specifically emphasized: "It's the past Rakshasa Kingdom!"

Lingpingan naturally knows this historical common sense.

In the previous dynasty, the northern neighbor was called Rakshasa.

This arrogant central dynasty narrative made Taizu very unhappy.

Therefore, Emperor Taizu personally presided over the translation work.

Rakshasa is translated as Lohia, which means the country of the Lohi people.

Of course, the Lohians actually don’t like this translation. They prefer that the Federal Empire call them ‘Rome’.

His monarch claimed to be 'Emperor of the Romans, successor to Caesar'.

These are all learned in Lingpingan School.

After all, Lohia is a country with many literary giants.

For liberal arts students, it is a very desirable place.

It's the kind of place that says, "I've never been there, but I just love it."

Thinking of Turgenev, thinking of Tolstoy.

Lingpingan said to the waiter: "Then add two more boxes of kvass!"

"Okay!" The other party said happily immediately.

Lingpingan took out his mobile phone, scanned the QR code to pay, then took the invoice and left humming a tune, as if he could chat and laugh with those great writers while drinking Lohia's drink.

Pushing the shopping cart, Lingpingan arrived at the affordable clothing area on the second floor.

This is his favorite place.

There are batches of clothes, densely packed, and full of hangers.

Just walk over and choose directly.

As long as it's the right size, you can buy it, it's simple and straightforward!

It's not like the last time I went shopping with my aunt, where I had to go to more than a dozen stores and try on dozens of pieces for one piece of clothing. It was simply terrifying!

It can be called the most terrible punishment.

Lingpingan pushed the shopping cart and went through the clothes. When he saw something suitable, he took it off and threw it into the shopping cart.

Soon, the shopping cart was filled with clothes and pants. Judging from the quantity, there might be more than a dozen items. He stopped his shopping and pushed the cart down to the second floor.

Come to the cat food area downstairs.

He looked at it and saw that a bucket of cat food cost three hundred yuan, which was only mid-range.

Five hundred, six hundred or even one thousand or two thousand are everywhere.

Lingpingan looked at the cat food, scratched his head, and said to Best, who was sitting in the shopping cart: "Look at you..."

"Food is more expensive than my brother's..."

Meow...

The little guy lowered his head, seeming very ashamed.

Lingpingan walked up, picked up a five-kilogram can of cat food worth 800 yuan, and put it in the shopping cart.

Your pet cannot suffer!

After finishing all this, he immediately pushed the shopping cart and walked towards the supermarket exit.

Pay the bill, pay, and then pick up the cat food and clothes and put them into the cloth bags prepared by the supermarket.

He carried one in each hand and left.

Kitty Best followed closely.

Meow...

Meow...

The little guy screamed happily.

……………………

Ma Baobao stood upstairs in the shopping mall.

He looked at the growing crowd downstairs.

He smiled slightly.

this is a good chance!

in particular……

He looked at the person behind him. He was an amazing person!

The office of the Federal Empire Ryugu Ocean Fishing Company!

A living dragon!

It was also the true nobleman that he finally clung to through all possible means!

"Huh..." The noble man suddenly looked downstairs and exclaimed.

"Master Ao, what's wrong?" Ma Baobao asked immediately.

"That cat..." Mr. Ao walked to the guardrail and looked at a kitten following a young man.

His eyes began to change.

Like a snake, like a lizard.

In his eyes, although the kitten looked petite, it was actually full of energy.

There was something more subtle that he couldn't see through.

"Baby!" Mr. Ao sighed repeatedly: "What a treasure!"

Such a civet cat, even in the imperial capital, is a first-class spiritual pet!

The spirit fox raised by Princess Rouan is probably the same as any other.

As we all know, His Majesty the Emperor, who has grown up, has always longed to have a spiritual pet that can surpass the spirit fox of Princess Rou'an!

If I offer it to His Majesty...

certainly……

Mr. Ao raised his eyes.

He knew that black-clad guards were everywhere.

Therefore, he cannot come forward.

In fact, even if you just say "I want it" directly, it won't work.

The black guard doesn't care about his reasons and reasons.

Once he is found to have 'broken the law', his father cannot protect him.

After all, the commander-in-chief of the black-clothed guard was holding a charcoal seller every day to show to the descendants of these monsters.

A cart of charcoal weighs more than a thousand kilograms, and the palace envoys will regret it.

Half a piece of red gauze and one foot of silk, fastened to the bull's head and filled with charcoal!

The governor's recital sounded in his mind.

Mr. Ao shuddered. He knew that what the governor hated the most was the kind of extraordinary person/alien who relied on magic to oppress the common people.

Once discovered, kill immediately!

Because the old man has already taught him.

This is not to be punished without teaching.

but……

You can play on the edge!

Big shots never have to speak directly.

A hint is enough.

Therefore, Mr. Ao looked at the civet cat and began to sigh again: "Speaking of which, His Majesty's birthday will be next month..."

"As a loyal minister and filial son, I have been looking for suitable tributes!"

"If anyone can help me solve this problem, I will definitely be my guest!"

Ma Baobao listened and immediately patted his chest and said to Master Ao: "Master, please wait a moment and come back as soon as you go down..."

Just a cat.

No matter how precious it is, just throw it away with money.

Ten thousand is not enough for one hundred thousand, and one hundred thousand is not enough for one million!

Ma Baobao looked at the kitten that had been following a young man carrying two bags of things.

He didn't believe how long such an ordinary citizen could persist in the face of money power?

If that doesn't work, there are still other ways to do it!

In short, he is determined to get that cat!

Even the King of Heaven can’t stop him!

Mr. Ao immediately stopped him: "Mr. Ma, I'm just talking!"

"Don't take it to heart!"

Ma Baobao became more motivated after listening.

He cupped his hands and said, "Don't worry, young master, I know what I'm doing!"

For the nobles of the imperial capital, dignity is the most important thing!

Especially those who have some relationship with the royal family, especially those who care about face.

Ma Baobao knows this very well!

Mr. Ao still seemed worried, and kept telling him, "Mr. Ma... I'm really just talking!"

He was indeed just talking.

Ma Baobao smiled: "I understand!"

He took the people and walked directly downstairs.

………………………………

Lingpingan carried his purchases and walked through the hall of the shopping mall.

In the dense flow of people, he walked forward with his head buried in the ground.

The kitten Best, always following behind, is very well-behaved and sensible.

One person and one cat walked out of the shopping mall, crossed the parking lot in front of the shopping mall, quickly turned the corner and headed towards the bus stop in front.

"please wait a while……"

At this time, a voice came from behind.

Lingpingan scratched his head, turned around and saw an old man in a green coat walking over with a few bodyguard-looking people.

"Old sir?" He looked at the other person, thought carefully, and finally connected him with the 'Mr. Ma Baobao, the 18th generation Tai Chi successor' whom he saw on the big screen in the supermarket.

There is no way, it is very difficult for people with prosopagnosia to recognize people.

Especially for strangers, it is even more difficult.

It's not that he can't remember, but it's easy to get confused.

This is a bit like a stutterer who has difficulty speaking but can still speak.

The same goes for him, he can remember some people, but he needs to meet them often.

If they are not seen for a long time, they will become blurred and confused.

"What advice do you have?" Lingpingan asked politely.

Ma Baobao walked up to the young man.

He just glanced at it.

A pair of cheap casual clothes, the whole body combined is not enough for one of his sleeves.

The glasses on the eye sockets, you can tell at a glance that they were purchased from an e-commerce store.

Maybe you can get it by bargaining and putting together orders.

The things carried by both hands were also in a mess.

Such common people are easy to deal with.

So Ma Baobao showed a smile that he thought was very friendly: "Young man, I am the 18th generation successor of Tai Chi Xingyi..."

Um……

Generally speaking, when his title is revealed, most people will be in awe.

Even if not, you will be shocked!

After all, his martial arts gym has opened dozens of branches.

He is also famous in the ancient martial arts world!

More importantly, he also trained several black-clad school officers!

Therefore, regardless of whether he has been in politics or business, he can enjoy it.

It’s also a great deal!

pity……

The young man opposite him scratched his head with an expression that was not difficult to understand.

Moreover, there was no sign of any respect for his title.

He frowned and said, "Old sir, if you have any advice, please tell me directly... I still have to catch the bus!"

Ma Baobao suddenly became angry!

I condescended to come here to talk to you, but you don't appreciate it.

It’s okay if you don’t appreciate it.

He actually said such blatantly humiliating words as 'I still have to catch the bus'.

I, Ma Baobao, am not as important as your bus?

Ma Baobao shook his head in his heart and sighed: "Mortals are just mortals...short-sighted, vulgar and rude..."

However, he still had a smile on his face and was very kind.

This is normal. In the eyes of people like him, most people are not worthy of his anger.

Why bother?

Right!

Why get angry with some mortals who are not from the same world.

Whose body is it if you are so angry?

Moreover, there is never a winner in a fight with mortals!

With the guards in black here, he can't possibly win!

What the black-clad guards are best at is pulling off the punches.

His disciples and disciples told him about the idea of ​​​​the black-clothed guard.

The strong must restrain their own strength!

The strong must take the initiative to make sacrifices to protect the weak.

The words engraved by Emperor Gaozong in front of the official residence of the Black Guards are still the benchmark for law enforcement by the Black Guards: If the use of power is not restricted, it will definitely lead to the exploitation and oppression of the weak by the strong!

Therefore, when handling related matters, the Black Guards will try their best to protect the interests of civilians within the legal and institutional framework.

It's a balance.

Therefore, under normal circumstances, ancient warriors like Ma Baobao, who had one foot in the ranks of extraordinary beings, would try their best to avoid conflicts with civilians.

Many things are left to the subordinates to handle.

It was this time that he took the initiative to ask for help when it concerned Mr. Ao.

This is to pay the certificate and express your attitude - Mr. Ao's business is my business.

With this mentality, Ma Baobao squinted his eyes and said, "Young man, it's like this..."

"I am nearly seventy years old this year..."

"On weekdays, I have no other hobbies..."

"I just love raising little guys..."

"I wonder if you can cut off your pet?"

He said with a smile: "Young man, don't worry, money is not an issue!"

"You cat, just give me a price!"

…………………………

Lingpingan looked at the old man in front of him, then looked down at the kitten at his feet.

The kitten was so frightened that it hid at his feet and whimpered.

The hair all over his body was shaking, as if he remembered something terrible.

"Little darling..." Lingpingan touched its head: "Don't be afraid, my brother will not abandon you..."

He thought about the night he first met this little guy.

He was thin, pitiful, covered in blood, and trembling with fear.

How pitiful!

Then he knew that the previous owner of this kitten was probably like the old man in front of him.

At the same time, Lingpingan also remembered that if pets like cats and dogs were spiritual, they could recognize the good and evil of people!

so……

That old man who looks kind and gentle is actually a pervert who abuses small animals and becomes crazy?

Of course, these are all speculations and there is no evidence.

Therefore, Lingpingan looked at the old man, the so-called 18th generation successor of Tai Chi Xingyi.

He said very politely: "Sorry, old gentleman, my pets are my family members..."

“And family is priceless!”

"So...I can only regret your request..."

"One million!" Ma Baobao immediately said a price that he thought he could not refuse.

Lingpingan shook his head after hearing this.

one million?

Is my cat so valuable?

But unfortunately, he is not interested in money!

And, in a sense, he had no concept of money either.

Money is just enough!

So, he didn't even bother to answer and just stepped forward.

Kitten Best immediately followed his owner.

At the same time, it turned back and glanced at the humans.

The cat goddess's anger was already boiling.

"Stupid humans!"

"Ridiculous insect!"

If the Master hadn't been right in front of him, He would have revealed His true form and crushed all these idiots who blasphemed Him!

"Two million!" The old man behind him continued to bid.

This made Lingpingan go faster.

Because, he felt that he had probably met a liar.

Two million for a cat?

Best is made of gold?

Even if it is made of gold, it cannot be so expensive!

It is clear……

Countless fraud cases flashed through his mind.

It is impossible for a smart contemporary youth to fall for such a fool's trap.

What's more, he has no desires or desires!

Money is like dung to me!

Tao Yuanming once said, "Don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice."

And he practiced it this way.

Apart from his bookstore business, he only makes money from his own interests!

Even though he knew that his cooking skills were excellent, he had no idea of ​​changing his career.

This is who he is.

His attitude finally angered the people behind him.

"Shuzi!" Ma Baobao said nothing, but the bodyguard behind him was already furious.

The Lord humiliates the minister and dies!

They have been trained to know that now is the time to show their value.

They immediately stepped out in order.

Meow!

Kitty Best seemed to be frightened, and jumped up high and onto Lingpingan's shoulder.

Lingpingan was also shocked by his pet.

He turned around and looked at the people dressed as bodyguards in black clothes and sunglasses.

The young bookstore owner was not afraid at all.

He looked at these people calmly.

Then he looked up and looked at the surveillance camera at the intersection ahead.

The surveillance has been turned around.

Then he laughed.

"What do you want to do?" He stood upright and puffed up his chest.

He has enough confidence in the country, enough confidence in the law, and enough confidence in the system!

As the country with the best security in the world.

The police of the Federal Empire are very efficient!

Last year, the fastest police dispatch speed in Jiangcheng City was five minutes, and the latest police dispatch speed did not exceed ten minutes.

And this is a business district, with several security posts.

Therefore, even if he is alone, he has no fear.

The country and the law are his biggest backing!

There will be more later!