Maybe a Fake Gintama

Hearing this, Feng Xian laughed loudly, "I never thought that you would grow up to such a level that you are not only a woman, but also have such a special taste in drinking. As expected of that man's son."

Then Feng Xian said to Yueyong, "Prepare according to his request."

"Lord Fengxian, actually..." Yueyong hesitated to explain.

"Um?"

"I'll go!"

...

Jiang Cheng kept pulling the food into his mouth with the plate, and at the same time kept winking at Yinshi, who was also eating and drinking.

Jiang Cheng: What should we do? ! Can you stop eating it! Are you a starving ghost reincarnated? ! I don't even know what to say now! So embarrassing! !

Gintoki: I can only use that one now.

Jiang Cheng: That is that? I don't know at all! When did we make plans? ! Isn't it all my fault at this point? !

Gintoki: Use what you do best!

Jiang Cheng: What do you do best? ! He is not a woman! ! ! I have no interest in that kind of old man! ! !

Gintoki: Who said it was that kind of thing? ! Wine, the Chinese wine next to you, use that to get him drunk! !

Jiang Cheng understood in an instant, and put down the plate in his hand in time. Then, with a bottle of highly Chinese liquor in hand, he walked towards Feng Xian.

"Old man, why don't you try the wine I like to drink. The one you drink is far from this one." Jiang Cheng poured a glass for Feng Xian, at least three taels.

"It's really rare. I didn't expect this old man to have a chance to drink the wine you poured in this lifetime. If that's the case, then I'll be disrespectful." Feng Xian raised her head and drank it.

"Well, the aftertaste is very long. I never imagined that such a clear-looking wine would have such power. This old man feels that his chest is burning." Feng Xian closed her eyes and slowly reminisced.

When Feng Xian opened her eyes, she was stunned when she saw Jiang Cheng who was blowing at the bottle.

"Old man, you are drinking too slowly." Jiang Cheng threw the empty bottle out of his hand and poured another glass for Feng Xian.

"Bring some more Chinese liquor, I want to have a drink with Mr. Feng Xian!" Jiang Cheng shouted at Yueyong, winking wildly.

"I see." Yueyong understood, turned and walked out.

"You can't feel the deliciousness of wine when you drink it this way." Feng Xian shook her head and said in a deep voice.

"Come, come and continue to drink, you can't put down the cup!" Jiang Cheng filled Feng Xian with wine again, and at the same time drove away the two waitresses beside Feng Xian, "I don't need them anymore. ."

Feng Xian didn't understand what "Shenwei" wanted to do at all, but he was not ambiguous, so he raised his head and drank it.

"The feelings are deep, and the mouth is boring!" Jiang Cheng continued to fill Fengxian.

... Fengxian drank it all in one go

"I have strong feelings, but I don't drink enough!" Jiang Cheng gave Feng Xian another drink.

... Fengxian drank it all in one go

"Emotional iron, drink and vomit blood!"

...drink it all in one go.

"Men don't drink, they just walk in the world!"

...to drink up.

"Men don't drink, they live like dogs!"

...and to the end.

"I'd rather have a hole in my stomach than let my emotions crack!"

... all.

"If you don't get drunk, I won't get drunk, who will go to sleep on the street!"

 …

"I won't drink if you don't drink it, where will the good Chinese wine go!"

….

Voice-over: Hey, isn't this world view Japanese-speaking in the entire universe? ! Is it really okay for the author to fool like this? ! Are you not afraid of reader complaints? !

...

In this way, Jiang Cheng kept filling Fengxian with wine, and at the same time he kept blowing on the bottle, while Yueyong went out from time to time and brought in a bunch of Chinese wine. And Yinshi also came over at some unknown time,

The drunk followed Jiang Cheng to pour Fengxian together.

The three of them drank more and more, and more and more empty wine bottles were thrown on the ground. Finally, Feng Xian had a good drink.

"Old man, you really can't drink enough." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but said looking at Feng Xian, who was already drunk.

"Hey, what's the name of the old man, isn't it, it's called the big brother!"

Jiang Cheng was happy, it seemed that Feng Xian really drank too much.

"Brother!" Yin Shi shouted.

"Why are you drinking too much!" Jiang Cheng kicked Yin Shi in the face.

After speaking, looking at Yin Shi and Feng Xian, who were hugging each other's shoulders as brothers, Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly.

But just after two sips, Jiang Chengcheng felt that the taste was not right, and stared at it, Japanese sake!

Got it! This was Jiang Cheng's last thought before he lost consciousness.

In fact, I don't blame Yueyong, because the three of them drank too fast, so Yueyong could only keep going out and bringing in wine, and didn't notice that there was a bottle of other wine in the wine he was holding...

...

It hurts and hurts, Jiang Cheng feels only pain now, and his whole body seems to fall apart. Finally, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes.

"You two are finally awake, the saviors of Yoshihara." A strange woman's voice sounded.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng's eyes were dull, and he slowly turned his head mechanically: a beautiful woman in a wheelchair, looking at her with a smile on her face, and the person behind her who was pushing the wheelchair was Yueyong.

"Lord Savior~" the woman shouted again and smiled.

Jiang Cheng was instantly stunned and petrified.

Equally stunned was Yin Shi who had just woken up.

At this time, the two of them were so miserable, their whole body was wrapped in bandages like a mummy. The two were lying on two beds respectively.

"Thanks to you, Yoshihara was freed from the hands of the Night King," the woman continued.

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi just looked at each other, and then their movements were surprisingly consistent, they got up from the bed in an instant, and then rummaged through the boxes and cabinets in the room to find something.

"Time Machine! (Time Machine) Where is the Time Machine?!" the two shouted as they rummaged.

"Calm down you two!" Yueyong couldn't help shouting, "There's no such thing!"

"Then, at least please give me the Dragon Ball Radar! Bulma!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and shouted.

"Who's Bulma! Who would like a Saiyan with that kind of Mt. Fuji hairstyle!"

"What the hell is going on! Why did it become like this! As soon as Mao woke up, a woman called us the savior of Yoshihara! I can't imagine what happened!" Gintoki rummaged through Tucao, face sweating.

"It must be that, Time Machine, someone used Time Machine to send us to the future! It must be so! Silver time, we are no longer in the original timeline! If we want to go back, we have to find Time Machine! Come on! , Yinshi!" Jiang Cheng gave Yinshi an encouraging look.

"Well, it's definitely like this! This kind of setting is very common in animations, such as stone gates and the like!" Yin Shi echoed.

"Enough for the two of you!" Yue Yong shouted, and instantly threw two kunai at the two of them, and the two fell instantly.

The two fell to the ground and began to make eye contact.

Gintoki: What's the situation? I don't understand it at all! Just remember that if you drink too much, you won't know anything!

Jiang Cheng: You ask me who I ask! Otherwise, just pretend to be dead and pretend you don't know anything!

Then Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes instantly.

Gintoki: Hello! This is not a bear in the wild! It's a fart to play dead! Wake up, Jiang Cheng! Hello!

"It's useless to pretend to be dead, get up quickly, you also want to know what happened."

"Actually, I'm not interested at all. I have other things to do today, so I'll leave first." Yin Shi instantly stood up from the ground and was about to walk towards the door.

"Actually, I just remembered that today I asked classmate Heizino to play basketball together." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with a smile, and at the same time he started walking towards the door.

But before the two of them reached the door, countless kunai had already wiped the two and flew out. The two stopped instantly.

"Hey, at least listen to what people have said! It's exactly the same as those ruthless men!"

"Hey, Yinshi, did you do something to be sorry for the woman with the scar on her face, she said something like [beep—] ruthless." Jiang Cheng whispered in Yinshi's ear .

"How is that possible! I think you have done something wrong to others, right? You'd better apologize seriously. If you don't have the money to pay, I can lend you a thousand yuan, but you must It's okay." Yin Shi said in a low voice.

"No, I'll lend you a thousand yuan. Remember to apologize."

"No, then I'll lend you one thousand and one hundred yuan!"

"Then I'll lend you 1,200 yuan!"

"One thousand three hundred yuan!"

"Fifteen hundred yuan!"

The two pinched again.

"Who is that kind of woman!" Yue Yong shouted and threw a few kunai at the two of them.

...

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were sitting in front of the beautiful woman in a wheelchair with their heads lowered, and Yue Yong also sat opposite Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi.

"Actually, this is what happened..." Yue Yong wanted to explain.

"Bridge bean sack!" Jiang Cheng brushed his face with one hand, and reached out with the other to stop him, "I...I seem to be recalling a little bit. Let me stroke it first..."

"At first, Ginshi and I thought about getting the old man drunk and sneaking in, and then... the plan went well, not only that old man was drunk, but also that idiot Ginshi got drunk... and then came to this memory It's a little blurry... let me think about it..." Said, Jiang Cheng began to frown and recalled hard, and suddenly a flash of light flashed, "That's right! Sake! Japanese sake! I seem to have drank a few sips of sake! "

"It turns out that it's all your fault!" Yin Shi slapped Jiang Cheng on the table, and the entire table shattered.

"Why is it my fault! It's this girl's fault! If I hadn't had the wrong drink, nothing would have happened!" Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from his forehead and pointed at Yueyong across the table. retorted.