Maybe a Fake Gintama

"You... are you also a night rabbit?" The explosive leader looked at the umbrella in Jiang Cheng's hand and asked in disbelief.

"What? Are you too? Is there still a night rabbit with an exploding head?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

"Ahahahaha, in fact, we're just here to sell newspapers, aren't we, guys?" the leader shouted at the younger brothers behind him with a guilty conscience.

"exactly!"

"Just to promote the newspaper."

Those afro-headed little brothers began to echo.

"At least you say that you are selling explosives! Are you looking for a reason so bad?!" Jiang Cheng said in disgust, "Come on, shout with me: We are here to sell explosives! One or two!"

"We're here to sell afro!" ×n

"Not neat enough! Do it again! One or two!"

"We're here to sell bangers!"

"The voice is not loud enough! The feelings are not sincere enough! Do it again! One or two!"

"We're here to sell bangers!"

Jiang Cheng nodded.

"What's so noisy in the daytime! It's not even making people sleep!" Granny Dengshi's voice rang out, which instantly startled everyone.

Grandma Denshi looked up and said, "Is it your fault again! Silver time! What kind of face does the guy who owes the rent yell when the master is sleeping!"

"Rent?" Yin Shi suddenly had a flash of inspiration and hugged the leader's explosive head, "Baba! Actually, these are my friends! Come and help me pay the rent!"

"Isn't it right~ Explosive-head gentleman~" Yin Shi said with a gloomy smile on the head of the exploding head's ear: "Be honest with me~ or I will call the police~"

The explosive head in the lead panicked instantly, and turned to Granny Dengshi downstairs, "Yes, yes, we are here to pay the rent for this silver-haired natural curler."

"Really? How come I don't remember you having such a friend?"

"What do you say? Silver hair with natural curly hair and explosive curly hair, don't they sound like good friends? Ahahahaha." Yin Shi laughed after saying that.

"So Da So Da, explosive curly hair and silver hair natural curly hair have always been good friends, ah ha ha ha." The explosive head who was threatened by Yin Shi also laughed.

"Hey, why do you feel like we're more of a bad guy? In every sense." Xin Bazhu→_→ said.

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"That...the rent has already been paid for you, and a hundred puddings have been bought. Can you let us go?" The leader knelt on the ground and asked with a trembling smile.

"Well, I did a good job this time, remember that I won't have such a good treatment next time." Yin Shi said impatiently, supporting his pudding stomach.

After Yinshi finished speaking, a group of people stumbled up and rushed to the door, for fear that the silver-haired natural curly would make some excessive demands.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was already lying on the sofa and fell asleep, but Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng who was asleep with a tangled face, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Yin Sang, why do you think you are the villain?" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but complain after watching the group of explosive heads leave.

"Remuneration, reward, shouldn't you pay in advance before asking someone to do something?" Gintoki said nonchalantly, and then looked at the back window of his house, "That little girl under the window, if you have anything to say now, after all the reward already paid."

"Who wants your help, Aru!" Kagura said, and turned in again, but said very arrogantly, "But if you really have to help, I can accept Aru reluctantly."

"Well, don't be brave at this time, tell me, do you want to go home now or do you want us to help you find your stupid uncle?" Yin Shi said casually, picking his nostrils.

"that time,

I was invited by that guy and said things like [Would you like to change with me] [I will let you eat salmon tea with rice for three meals] Aru. Kagura sat down again, picked up the remaining pudding on the table, and said while eating.

"Hey! Go straight to the point! I entered the memory without authorization for Mao! Also, those puddings are what I'm going to eat tomorrow!"

But Kagura continued to say to himself, "I immediately left with him when I heard those words."

"Why?! At least the three meals should be different! Your conditions are too low!" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but complain.

"I'm a little stronger than the people of the earth, so I've been helping them with errands, and I can eat salmon tea with rice Aru every day, and I feel very happy. But my recent work is also [live]."

"No, that read [Upgrade]." Shin Baha corrected.

"I even asked me to take someone else's [lifeblood] Aru."

"Speaking of which, [Baihua] often does this kind of work." Yueyong interjected.

"Uh, it's not the lifeblood, but the life. The life is different from the lifeblood. It's different from the work of [Baihua]!" Xin Bazhu corrected again.

"I'm tired of Aru, Edo is a terrible place, so I want to go back to my hometown." Kagura finally finished speaking, and the remaining pudding on the table was also eaten.

"Are you an idiot? You can't trust the guy in the explosion volume and the woman in red (here, the woman in the red light street, the kind you know...) , "However, it is you who broke into this world yourself, and you still have to clean up the end yourself." This sentence is for Kagura.

"Yin Sang, what you said is very hard to hear, and didn't you already accept the reward?!" Xin Ba Hao couldn't help but patted the table and said.

"What a ruthless man, no different from those men who come and go in and out of Yoshihara every day." Yueyong said disdainfully.

"There's a tram stop not far away, right? This is a map," Gintoki said, not knowing where to find a tram route table, pointing to the landmark called terminal (space terminal), "Here Get off the tram and go home in a spaceship. If you want to help find someone, please bring the photo."

"I... don't have money to go back, Aru..." Kagura lowered his head and said hesitantly.

"A tram? It's fine, I can still deduct this money, three hundred yuan? Five hundred yuan? Or a thousand yuan?" Yin Shi replied casually.

"It's the money for the spaceship, you idiot!" Kagura stood up and smashed the entire table with one foot.

"..." Yin Shi's cold sweat brushed off, "Then, then let me help you find that stupid uncle of yours, the photo? Do you have the photo?"

"Aru who doesn't have that kind of thing." Kagura shook his head and said.

"What about the phone number? What about the appearance? What about the age? Or the race? When did you come to Edo?" Shin Baha said, and took out a small notebook, ready to start writing.

"Mommy said Aru, Dad and Mommy threw my uncle 20 years ago... and sent it to Earth." Kagura thought hard with his chin supported.

"Did you say the word [lost], did you say the word lost?" The corners of Xin Ba Ha's eyes twitched.

"And then, without Aru." Kagura continued.

"How do you find this information? Just kidding?!" Xinbaha spit out loudly, "Speaking of it, it was discarded! Your uncle! It must have been discarded! It would be embarrassing to find this kind of situation. Yes!"

"No, the scope has shrunk a lot. Twenty years ago, the exploding head just said something about the night rabbit, and this Musiba's hair color and eyes, I don't know why, I can only think of one person now... ..." As he spoke, he looked at Jiang Su, who was sleeping soundly on the sofa, Xin Baha and Yueyong understood each other, and looked at Jiang Cheng at the same time.

"Yatu? Kagura-chan belongs to the Yatu clan?" Xin Baha said in disbelief after realizing it.

Kagura nodded, and followed the eyes of the three curiously to Jiang Cheng, who was sleeping soundly.

"If it looks like this, Jiang Cheng-sang and Kagura-chan are indeed a bit similar, whether it's the color of their hair or the color of their pupils. Yin-sang seems to have said that Jiang Cheng-sang is not from the earth." After taking a close look at the faces of the two, he said.

"Speaking of which, when did Yinsang meet Jiang Chengsang?" Xinba asked.

"Hey, wake up, idiot." But Yin Shi didn't hear it, he stepped in front of Jiang Cheng and kicked, "Take your stupid niece and hurry up! Sleeping on someone else's sofa is not a good thing. Be polite!"

"Yin-sang, it's not entirely certain that Jiang Cheng-sang is Kagura-chan's uncle." Xin Baha hurriedly stopped him.

"Speaking of which, he also said that he is not Ye Rabbit." Yueyong pondered.

"Hey, hey, wake up!"

"Huh? Huh?" Jiang Cheng, who opened his eyes, was stunned.

"Uncle!" Kagura flung tears and snot at Jiang Cheng.

"Nani? What's the situation?" Jiang Cheng was completely stunned.

"It's a really touching scene, Xinbaha, Sa, Sa, hurry back, go back and have a good reunion. Go slowly and don't send it off." Yin Shi said that he had already sent Jiang Chengyueyong and Kagura out of the door.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was experiencing the discomfort of waking up from a dream, as well as being blinded by a strange girl calling his uncle in reality. The two added up so that the whole person is still in a state of downtime.

"What are you kidding?!" After a long time, Jiang Chengcai came to his senses and kicked the door open, "I'm a single man in the family! Why did you suddenly put a niece over here without permission?"

"Uncle, don't you want me?" Kagura was about to cry, those big eyes were watery, and Jiang Cheng didn't know what to say.

"Aunt!" Kagura turned around and threw herself into Yueyong's arms.

"Hey! That, that must not be said! The CP fans of the original book will kill me! Absolutely!" Jiang Cheng shuddered instantly when he heard it.

Voice-over: Hey, this sentence should be the voice of the author of the street, right? !

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"This is?" Yin Shi, Xin Ba Ha, Yue Yong and Kagura gathered together to look at the small card Jiang Cheng placed on the table.

"Idcard (identity certificate), read it clearly, it clearly reads the Milky Way and Anxing citizens!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but complain.

"And An Xing?" The rest looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously.

"I seem to have heard that it is said to be a planet that was destroyed in war." Shin Baha said.

"Well, this was done when He An Xing came to Earth and when he got on the spacecraft. Although it has never been taken out, and the author has never explained it, there is such a thing that can prove my identity." Jiang Cheng Saying so, he put away the card.

Voice-over: ... Author you xxxxxxx! ! !

"Jiang Chengsang looked quite cute when he was a child!" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help saying.

"Cute?" Yin Shi couldn't help sneering, "Jiang Cheng, what are your interests?"

"Of course it's Shui Lingling's n..." Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, "It's dangerous!" Fortunately, Jiang Cheng responded in time.

"What a risk! The first syllable is out! I thought you were different from Yinsang! I think you are a more reliable man than Yinsang!" After complaining, Xinbaha continued, "So Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng-sang is no longer Kagura-chan's uncle. I'm sorry, Kagura-chan." After speaking, Shinbaha looked apologetically at Kagura aside.

"However, don't be discouraged, since we have received the payment, we will help you find it no matter what! Because we are the [Master's House]!"

"[Master House]?" Kagura raised his head curiously.

"Well, the [Master House] that can do anything! That is to say, we will help you achieve no matter what you are entrusted with!" Saying that, Shin Baha stood up with pride on his face.

"Then, give me the money for the spaceship back home." Kagura stretched out his hand and said.

"This... this really can't be done. Although it is said to be a house of all things, it can't receive any stable jobs..." Xin Baha lowered his head and poked his fingers.

"Then, why not let this girl work here to earn boat tickets?" Jiang Cheng suggested.

"What a prehistoric joke! Why don't you let her go to work in Yoshihara!" Yin Shi shouted, grabbing Jiang Cheng's collar.

But before Jiang Cheng could answer, Kagura punched the floor, cracking the entire floor.

"What? Can't you, Aru?"

"Uh..." Yin Shi was so frightened that cold sweat broke out, "How could it be? Hahaha, I just feel that I feel wronged for you to come to us to work here on conditions like yours."

"Yeah," Gintoki's words were very useful to Kagura, and Kagura nodded, "But now there is no other choice, if that's the case, I can also feel wronged Aru."

"Actually, this uncle has better conditions and higher wages, if..." Yin Shi pointed to the side and said. However, when Yinshi turned his head, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong, who was still there just now, were nowhere to be found...

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"Really..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly.

"Huh?" Yueyong, who was following Jiang Cheng, looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously.

"It's nothing, hahahaha." Jiang Cheng said that the speed of his feet was much faster.

Now, let alone complacency, I don't even have a little self-confidence. Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but pouted the corners of his mouth in self-deprecation...

--Dividing line--

Voice-over: Hello everyone, I am the voice-over in charge of complaining in this book. Why didn't Jiang Cheng Kagura recognize him and take him away at the end of this chapter? In fact, the fundamental reason is that one of the writers of the game is a senior nail cancer. If you take it away, this book may become a full-screen no-road game in the later stage.

The author of a street thrower: No Road Race! No road race! Bring hentai! !

Voiceover: Yes, like this...