Maybe a Fake Gintama

Everyone looked around and saw a kid whose skin color was basically the same as Amwei Luo, sitting in the front of the auditorium cheering for Amwei Luo at the top of his lungs.

[Could it be that...that child is the son Amanwei Luo talked about? 】Xin Baji thought to himself.

"Hey, stop dilly-dallying," Jiang Cheng shouted at Xin Bajie, "It's time to kick off!"

"Oh." Only then did Xin Baji react, raising his foot and kicking the ball towards Jiang Cheng.

The ball rolled to Jiang Cheng's feet. Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly, stopped the football, turned around, kicked the ball out hard and shouted: "Look at my gliding curve shot! Space Wing, give me power!" "

The football flew towards the goal quickly, but it was his own goal.

"Hey! Even the goal is wrong!" Shinpachi shouted.

Fortunately, the ball was blocked by Ami Luo. To say that it was blocked may not be accurate. It should be said that it went towards Ami Luo's buttocks. At a certain moment, everyone seemed to hear some kind of egg breaking. cracking sound.

"Damn it! I was blocked!" Jiang Cheng had a trace of unbearable expression on his face.

"Blocked!" the commentator shouted again, "He did it! Not only did he block the opponent's attack, but also his teammates' attacks! Ami Luo! Well done! Let us see a veteran's unwillingness to admit defeat. The spirit of the stadium!"

At this time, on the field.

Because the ball was kicked out of the field, the ball was given to the opposing team.

"Well, wait a minute," Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and looked at all the members of the enemy team, "The opponent seems to all look the same...the style of painting is different from ours, it's exactly like a young football player. ah!"

"Ah..." Ami Luo finally came to his senses on the chair, and slowly explained with pain on his face: "Yes... yes, because they are eleven children... Today's opponent is Oedo ambivalence, and all 11 people are against him. They are the 11 brothers of the Matsuno family."

"I see," Gintoki nodded while holding his hands, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Hey, this is all your own business, the third son of the Matsuno family."

"Shut up! I have nothing to do with that kind of virginity!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

But just after he finished speaking, the real three sons of the Matsuno family on the opposite side rushed over quickly with the ball.

"That..." Amanwei Luo raised his head and said,

"It doesn't matter if you are a layman. Man-to-man defense is good. Don't let them move freely. Leave the goal to me."

"Understood!" Kondo and Kozaru both responded at the same time.

Immediately afterwards, the two stopped beside A Miao and Gintoki at the same time.

"Hey! Don't stare at your own people!" Amanwei Luo shouted.

"What a waste of time! Isn't it true that the targeting tactics of love always end at the same time?!" Kondo and Kozaru turned around at the same time and retorted.

After saying that, the two stood up and jumped towards A Miao and Gintoki respectively. But at this moment, the three sons of the Matsuno family had already arrived in front of the goal, raised their feet and shot the ball hard towards the goal.

"Relieve the siege! Anyway, drive over first!" Amanwei Luo shouted.

"Kick it over? Got it!" A Miao and Gintoki shouted at the same time, then kicked out hard, hitting Kondo's crotch and Kozaru's body.

After this blow, the two fell to the ground.

"Shin-chan, you did it~" A Miao waved her hand and shouted to Shinbaji who was aside, "I took care of two balls at once~"

"Sister! Girls can't talk about two balls or anything like that!" Xin Baji quickly stopped her.

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, the ball had already flown to the center of the goal. This time, it still hit Ami Luo's buttocks. Everyone heard a cracking sound again.

"This side has also been solved..." Xinbaji complained expressionlessly.

"Blocked again!" The commentator stepped on the commentary table and roared: "Ami Luo blocked a ball again! Blocked a ball with the ball between his buttocks! One ball for another! How admirable this is spirit! But it will be dangerous next. Ami Luo has no extra balls to exchange for one. In this situation, what strategy Oedo will use is really exciting!"

Looking at Amao Luosang who was rolling his eyes and twitching all over, Xin Bajiu twitched the corner of his mouth and complained: "You are really fighting for your son, Amao Luosang..."

"Don't worry, if you want the ball, we still have a lot here!" Jiang Cheng patted Shinpachi's shoulder to comfort him, and then pointed at Katsura, Hasegawa and Elizabeth who were doing nothing on the side, "Counting you and Gintoki, We can still stop at least ten goals!”

"Hey! Don't make that kind of dangerous statement!" Shinpachi yelled with his big eyes wide open, "There's no need for that one-ball-for-one thing!"

In the following games, the ball was basically firmly controlled by the enemy team. After all, Jiang Cheng's side were all laymen. Even if the ball was kicked, it was intercepted by the opponent without any surprise. Especially after Ami Luo fell into a coma, he was in a mess.

However, although the opponent shot countless times, none of them scored because the balls were all aimed at Ami Luo's body.

Dang Dang! The halftime bell rang.

…

In the lounge, a group of people gathered together to discuss strategies. As for Ami Luo, who was rolling his eyes as there was no good spot in his body, he was ignored by everyone at the same time.

"Really, you really can't underestimate football." Jiang Cheng said solemnly, holding his hands.

"Indeed, making a hole-in-one is clearly engraved in a man's genes like an instinct, but why can't he just hit it?" Kondo also folded his hands and looked like he was thinking.

"Hey, can the gangster stop speaking for a moment?" Shinbaji complained with a dark face.

"But, I think we have worked very hard, Hachi-chan," Gintoki raised his head and shrugged, "The entire first half has passed, but the opponent didn't even score a goal."

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng and Kagura held their hands and nodded at the same time.

"That doesn't count as hard work at all!" Shinpachi pointed at Ami Luo-sang who was still tied to the chair with his veins popping out, and shouted loudly, "The other party kicked Ami Luo-sang on purpose, right? For the other party The outcome of the game is completely determined! And Jiang Chengsang and Kagura-chan, aren't you two the ones who play the most energetically?! You two together have more shots than the other party! You two Do you have a grudge against Amao Luosang?! You two must bear the main responsibility for what he has become like now!"

"No, I'm just creating a miracle in the football world." Jiang Cheng explained, "A player who has blocked so many balls in a single game is unprecedented! After this game, he will become a player on par with Buffon! He Don’t you want to show it to your son? Isn’t such a miracle enough?!”

Xinbajiu is speechless.

"You guys, follow my instructions for the second half...wow!" Before Gui could finish his words, Jiang Cheng kicked him down.

"Listen up, the strategy in the second half is the same as the first half, just keep it up!" Jiang Cheng said sternly, "Winning or losing is not the key at all! The key is to let Ami Luo block more balls, do you understand?! No matter it is Whether it’s the enemy or ourselves, do we know what to do as soon as we get the ball?!”

"Understood!" Everyone except Xin Bajiu responded at the same time.

"That's right! That's a crazy attack on Amweiro's buttocks! Our goal is to make this man become Buffon... no, to surpass Buffon!"

Dang Dang!

The second half begins...

It was similar to the situation in the first half, but the crowd's momentum was obviously several times higher than in the first half. Whether it was the enemy team or our own team, after everyone got the ball, they started to move crazily towards the man who was tied to the chair. Ami Luo attacks frantically.

In the commentary box, the commentator's face was already filled with tears, and his throat was hoarse from the roar. Not only the commentators, but also the referees and all the spectators cheered for Ami with tears in their eyes.

On the court, Shinbaji stood aside with black lines on his head, and never said a word from the beginning to the end...

Dang Dang! ! The game is over! ! The score is still zero to five.

"The game is over!! The winner, Oedo ambivalence!" The commentator shouted with all his strength in a hoarse voice, "Although the winner is not the Oedo team, everyone present today has witnessed a miracle! Then That’s Ami Luo! He blocked 373 shots in a single game! Including 30 from the enemy team and 343 from his own players! This is a miracle! A miracle in world football! Ami Luo is enough to be It will be recorded in the history of world football! This is history that cannot be repeated!"

"Thank you to all the athletes on the field for your cooperation! It is your efforts that allowed me, the audience on the field, and the audience in front of the TV to witness this miracle! Thank you for allowing us to witness history!"

The commentator bowed to the playing field with tears streaming down his face. Then he raised his head and continued: "All the spectators present! Let us shout that man's name! Ami Luo! Ami Luo!..."

Listening to the waves of sound coming from the audience, Xin Baji was a little unbelievable.

"Stop standing there stupidly, go and lift the protagonist up." Jiang Cheng came over and patted Xin Baji on the shoulder.

"Could it be...could Jiang Chengsang have expected this situation a long time ago?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

"Ah, although it's not really a prediction, it's just an idea." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Ami Luo who was still sitting in front of the goal. "With our ability, it is difficult to win the game, but , it would be much simpler if we just let him shine. Is that enough? This kind of performance in front of his son can definitely be called a competent father. "

…

When Amanwei Luo woke up, he realized that he was being thrown high into the sky again and again, and again and again, there were cheers from the audience on the field, and that was... his name!

Although he didn't know what happened, at this moment, Amanwei Luo smiled sincerely. Everyone cheered along.

…

Stand in front of everyone.

"You... thank you... thank you so much!" The tears on Ami Luo's face couldn't stop flowing.

"It's okay. Now, the son's matter doesn't matter anymore, right?" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"Ah, in this case, you don't have to worry about your son at all!" As he spoke, Ami turned his head and shouted excitedly to a beautiful blonde in the audience: "Did you see that?! So, for us, Future son, please date me!!"

After Jiang Cheng and others were silent for a long time, veins popped up on their faces as they expressed tacit understanding.

"For the sake of my future son, I really want to say thank you to you! Thank you very much!" Amanwei Luo turned his head and bowed deeply to everyone.

But just when he bent down, Amanwei Luo suddenly felt something. After reaching out and touching a certain part of himself, his whole body suddenly turned to stone...

Jiang Cheng and the others spat at the same time, turned around in tacit agreement, and left angrily.

Only a petrified Ami was left, surrounded by the cheers of the audience and constantly muttering "My son is missing"...

"This is karma, a karma that must be shouldered in order to succeed. It is inevitable!" Jiang Cheng said as he walked, and after speaking, he couldn't help but spit to the side again.

"It's true, it's inevitable!" The others echoed at the same time.

(End of this article.)