My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

At noon on New Year's Eve, the Gu family ate dumplings.

The four sisters of the Gu family, together with Gu En, who usually plays like crazy outside of school, and Uncle Gu, made dumplings together.

Uncle Gu came to the kitchen with Ren Ren in his arms: "Ren Ren, Ren Ren, look at your fourth uncle and brothers and sisters, they can hold back the smell of such delicious meat, so you have to learn, you know?"

"Oh, let you learn! Why are you drooling?" Uncle Gu just finished speaking, and the corners of Xiao Renren's mouth drooled.

"Let's go, you boy, you can't help eating, just like your mother! Let's go to the main room to watch your second uncle and Brother A Yuan write couplets! Let's judge who writes better and who writes worse Yes, let's drip the saliva on it!" Uncle Gu carried the child to the main room again.

Everyone in the kitchen was speechless to him.

Holding a baby who can't even babble can talk so much.

"Sister Xiao, this child, A Yuan, writes well!" Grandpa Gu, who was making paste, couldn't help but praise Lu Zheng to Grandma Xiao.

"The second child's handwriting is also well written! It looks more flavorful than A Yuan's handwriting!" Grandma Xiao said.

"The second child is more than a round older than A Yuan! People speak words like their own, and they have experienced a lot, and the words they write are different." Grandpa Gu sighed.

He hasn't seen the second child write in these years, but he is sure that the second child has definitely practiced secretly in private, otherwise it would be impossible to reach such a state.

As for Lu Zheng, Grandpa Gu knows his true identity, the more he knows, the more he understands how difficult this child is.

"You two, stop bragging about each other! Bragging makes them go to heaven! This word is one of the best in the country, and it's nothing more than going to a place with a lot of students! So, second child, A Yuan, you two You can't slack off! This calligraphy practice can make people calm down and think, you need to calm down, the second child, and you need to calm down, A Yuan, you know?" Grandma Gu said to the two seriously.

"Mom, what are they thinking about? Are you thinking about how to easily catch big cats alive next time you go to other mountains?" At this time, Gu Shouxin came in with Gu Ren in his arms, and asked with a smile.

Grandma Gu: "..."

"Come, come, bear, look at grandpa, grandpa is making paste, do you know what paste is? Paste is paste, hehehe..."

"Come on, let's come here and have a look, your second uncle's handwriting is better or your A Yuan brother's handwriting is better, remember, whose handwriting is slightly uglier, you will be drooling!"

"Oh, your second uncle has been quiet for more than ten years. Drinking and gambling is just a cover, and it's true to practice calligraphy secretly. This time your second uncle will definitely win the gold medal! Renren, you have to learn from your second uncle. Knowing that I could not pass the exam, I hid myself and studied quietly, and now I know that I can pass the exam, I can’t bear it anymore! How clever!”

Gu Shouxin: "..."

Most people can't keep up with the big brother's brain circuit!

"Renren, look at you, Brother A Yuan! You, Brother A Yuan, are a handsome young gentleman! This word is also handsome! Oh, I don't know who is uglier! Tsk tsk, our eyes are so good. , there are no uglier ones, the saliva is not drooling, hehehe."

"Renren, you must look like your father, not your mother. Only by being like your father can you have a chance to grow up to be a handsome young man like you, Brother A Yuan. If you look like your mother, you can only be with you It's the same as my cousin, it's difficult to find a wife." Gu Shouxin looked at this side and the other side with the child in his arms.

Handsome young man Lu Zheng: Actually, it is quite difficult for me to find a wife.