My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

Lu Zheng always had people report news to the emperor.

At this moment, the emperor just finished talking to the courtiers about Princess Nanlin. When he heard that Lu Zheng's people were coming, he asked the courtiers to retreat.

He slowly unfolded the letter and read it.

The more I looked at him, the more funny he became.

Lu Zheng's report did not hide it for Lin at all. He wrote out all the conversations between mother and daughter. Bai Yi, in particular, had a good memory and could not miss every word, but the content was exactly the same.

After reading the story, the emperor complained to Eunuch Fu next to him: "These Lin family's mother and daughter, Lu Ni, are really ugly and beautiful! Don't say that I don't have a concubine now. Even if I want to have a concubine, it won't be Lu Ni's turn." Ni! Do you think so, Lao Fuzi?”

Eunuch Fu should be.

The emperor continued: "She didn't even think about it. She couldn't get married even if she was twenty, and the young men outside didn't like her. How could I like her? Even if their mother and daughter thought that I was so beautiful, they still had to get one. What a beauty! Tsk, it’s true that the people of the Lin family can’t be viewed with ordinary people’s thinking.”

Eunuch Fu stopped answering.

The Lin family has fallen, but it's not something he, a eunuch, can say casually.

As a eunuch, the most important thing is not to talk nonsense, just to get things done for the master.

And the emperor just complained casually, there was no need for him to say anything.

He has been with the emperor for so many years. He has been with the emperor since he was a child. He is the eunuch personally selected by the empress dowager. After so many years, he still doesn't understand the emperor?

Even though the emperor was serious and majestic when he was in court, in private he was a master of making complaints.

Except for the Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager who were not complained by him, no one else could escape the fate of being complained about by the Emperor in private, as long as they were recognized by Mr. Fu and remembered by the Emperor.

For example, the emperor's complaint about the old man of the Gu family was: "Old Fuzi, look at my uncle, do you think he is fair and upright, and he teaches the younger generation well? He seems to be a A perfect person. Oh, no! My uncle is very partial, especially towards Boss Gu. If I say something to Boss Gu, he will smile and look like nothing, but he will always tell me when I chat with him. I'm here to say something! And Gu Lao Er, if I make Gu Lao Er very tired, the emperor's uncle will also come to the emperor's grandmother to tell me. Anyway, whoever in the Gu family has been abused by me will be waiting for me. Nagging."

For example, the emperor's complaint against the old lady of the Gu family was: "Old Fuzi, do you think that the emperor's aunt should actually be born to the emperor's grandmother? Sometimes I see the emperor's aunt's smiling face. , I can think of the imperial grandmother from more than ten years ago, shouldn’t the imperial aunt be the princess of the Zhou Dynasty, and the emperor’s uncle should be the prince’s consort?”

For example, the emperor's complaint against the Gu sisters was: "It's too much. All the young talents of my great Zhou family have been deceived by these children. Wen You, Huo Junhao, my little prodigy, Wu You Peng Ze, my general, both civil and military, including Xue Er and Lu Er, all my bodyguards and errand boys were deceived by me, and none of them were left as my son-in-law."

For example, the emperor's complaint about his daughters was: "These girls are too stupid and have poor vision. Are they my biological children?"