My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

"Master, this is not right!" Eunuch Fu did not need to remind Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu.

"It's boring! I'm just talking!" The emperor sighed helplessly.

Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu breathed a sigh of relief.

...

The next day, the group planned to go to Gu Nian's Zhuangzi.

Considering that Empress Dowager Jiang probably lacked exercise and could not walk the mountain road, Cai Xiaolian proposed to take a car to Zhoujia Town.

Empress Dowager Jiang herself didn't want to, and wanted to walk over from the back mountain.

"Grandma Jiang, the forest is very hot in this weather, and there are all kinds of bugs and snakes! Let's go there by car!" Gu Xin persuaded, worried about Queen Mother Jiang.

She looked at Empress Dowager Jiang with a nanny and maid, and she thought that the three masters and servants should not be able to walk the mountain road!

Winter is fine, but in this season, there are really snakes in the woods.

"Is there a snake? It's a good day. I haven't made dragon and phoenix soup by myself for many years. I will cook it myself later and let you all have a taste?" Queen Mother Jiang's eyes were full of joy.

Grandma Gu raised her eyebrows and glanced at her, but said nothing.

"Mother, are you cooking by yourself? Nanny Gui and Bi Rong have finished cooking, and at the end you add some salt and put it in a cup, that means cooking by yourself?" The emperor ruthlessly exposed his old lady.

He has seen too much of his old mother saying that she cooks by herself. When his old father was still there, when was he not like this?

The point is that until his death, his old father thought that the food cooked by his mother himself was the most delicious.

"That's right, I'm going to do it!" Mrs. Jiang finished speaking calmly, then turned and headed towards the back mountain, "It's in this direction, let's go, let's go!"

Gu Xin pulled Gu Si to follow: "Grandma Jiang, let us go ahead, let Nanny Gui and Sister Birong walk around you, and my father and the others stay behind, so that no snakes, insects, rats or ants can get close to you! "

Gu Si also said: "Grandma Jiang, I'll keep an eye on the tree for you, and we won't let anyone in the sky!"

Empress Dowager Jiang pinched the faces of the two children: "What a cute little girl! Then grandma depends on you to protect her!"

Gu Hui and Gu Nian reluctantly stepped forward and walked with their sister.

Grandma Gu and Cai Xiaolian followed closely behind.

Behind is the emperor and Uncle Gu who is holding Gu Ren, Gu Shouxin and Gu grandfather Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu are still behind.

"Brother Gu, would you like me to give you a hug, this child is destined for me!" The emperor looked at Gu Ren in a good mood.

Uncle Gu looked at Gu Ren in his arms. This kid was looking around, and he didn't know where the energy came from. He was arguing to go with him. Seeing that he didn't want to be hugged like yesterday, Uncle Gu was very relieved. , shook his head and said triumphantly: "It's okay, I'll hold it. This kid is just greedy for novelty. After the freshness is over, he still loves my father the most."

Emperor: I always feel that this fool is stabbing me, saying that my son doesn't love me.

Gu Ren silently rolled his eyes, just in time, caught by Gu Shouxin behind him, he licked the corner of his mouth at Gu Ren.

Gu Ren silently looked away.

Which part of this is the problem?

Uncle Gu held the child in one hand, and patted the emperor's shoulder with the other hand: "Brother Ye, let me tell you, there are tricks in raising children."

The emperor became interested: "Oh? How do you say it?"

Uncle Gu smiled triumphantly and said: "This trick is innate! It is a gift from God, and no one else can snatch it away. For example, I, my two sons and two daughters, love to cling to me! Don't talk about me. Children, my two nieces, and my nephew, they all like to play with me! No way, it’s a gift from God. People like me are blessed, and children like it. So, Brother Ye, don’t be envious Me, really. If your children don’t stick to you, it’s not your fault, it’s God’s fault. They didn’t give you this kind of fate! Some people just don’t like children, even for a while. Don’t envy me , this is fate!"

Gu Ren suddenly stretched out his hands to be hugged by the emperor: "Yeah!"

The emperor was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at Uncle Gu provocatively.

Uncle Gu: Why did I give birth to a face-slapping child!

Gu Ren: "I've seen that you are not used to it, let you nag all day long!"

Uncle Gu: "Can you give this baby to Brother Ye?"

The princes: "Don't send it to harm us!"

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