My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

Gu Ren shook his head, revealing the six-petal teeth that had grown out, and drooled from the corner of his mouth. He hugged Gu Xin's arm and said, "Xin, Xinxin."

Gu Xin took out a handkerchief and wiped his saliva: "Okay, you're not wrong! But you should call me sister!"

Gu Ren didn't hesitate: "Sister."

Gu Nian was confused. Does this brat have any principles? Just call her Gu Nian, and call Xiao Xinxin sister?

Showing courtesy for nothing is either cheating or stealing!

This kid definitely had some idea. He knew that he didn't want to, so he went to work hard.

Uncle Gu drank a glass of wine and laughed loudly: "Huihui, Sisi, you two are such a failure as sisters! Look at Renren, he is attached to Nian Nian and Xinxin, not you!"

Gu Ren looked at Gu Hui: "Dad, she can't fight!"

After speaking, he pointed at himself, showing an aggrieved expression.

Gu Hui glanced sideways at Gu Ren and raised her eyebrows. Hey, he's smarter than Ninzi. He learned to complain before he was even a year old!

She cupped her fists with both hands and pinched her joints. It seemed like she was missing too much!

As soon as Mrs. Zhang heard that she wanted to quit, she turned around and glared at Gu Hui and scolded: "Damn girl, did you hit your brother?"

Uncle Gu patted Mrs. Zhang and said, "What are you doing! Isn't it normal for a sister to hit her younger brother? You have to hit your younger brother as early as possible, otherwise, what will you do when your younger brother grows up and can't beat him? Hehehehe, right, the second brother is old? Four?"

Gu Shouxin \u0026 Fourth Uncle Gu: "..."

Gu En \u0026 Gu Ren: "..."

Gu Hui said: "Dad, don't worry, I can beat him when he grows up!"

Gu Ren: Wow, wow, that’s terrible. I want a sister. I want a sister, a sister who was bullied by me like San Niu.

Uncle Gu laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, Huihui, you are better than your father! When your second uncle and fourth uncle have grown up, I dare not say that I can beat them!"

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That night, Gu Ren cried for a quarter of an hour and finally got to sleep with Gu Xin.

Gu Xin has never slept with a child. She has grown up and only recently slept with Gu Si on the same bed. Looking at the little one lying on the bed, she couldn't laugh or cry. She picked him up and sat down: "Be patient. , why do you want to sleep with me? Listen to my mother, I kicked the quilt!"

Gu Ren smiled stupidly with his six-petal teeth.

Gu Xin poked his forehead: "Okay, I'll try not to kick the quilt that night! You should also be good and don't wet the bed! I don't like children who wet the bed."

Gu Ren continued to laugh: If I could control my bedwetting, then I would no longer be a child!

Gu Xin poked Gu Ren's forehead again: "How do you know how to giggle and call me sister to listen?"

Gu Ren didn't sit still, leaned to the side and fell down.

Gu Xin was happy and helped him up again: "Should you call me sister? If you don't, I'll poke you again!"

Gu Ren shook his head.

Gu Xin poked him, and he fell down again. He helped him up again, asking and shaking his head.

Several times in a row, Gu Ren couldn't bear it anymore and stretched out his small fist to hit Gu Xin. However, he missed and threw himself forward.

"Hahahahaha..." Gu Xin laughed even more happily.

She put Gu Ren away and muttered to herself: "Ren Ren, even though you are angry, I still want to laugh. Besides, I think the uncle is right, you have to hit your brother early. Look at you, just now It was so fun to call me sister, but I don’t even do it anymore. I bet that if Sister Huihui asked you to call me, you would never dare not to call me. You just bully me and I can’t bear to hit you! Then I’ll poke you! Just give me a poke. Once down, it’s quite fun! It’s late today, I won’t play with you anymore, let’s go to bed and don’t wet the bed!”

After covering Gu Ren with a small blanket, Gu Xin got out of bed and blew out the lamp.

Gu Ren pursed his lips and wet the bed. I must wet the bed!