My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix

Sometimes people are just weird.

Obviously they were the ones who sued the monkey back then, but afterwards, they always felt resentful towards the monkey.

But the monkey didn't know what they were thinking. When he saw the old acquaintance, he went up to greet him and said, "I've seen a lot of fairies."

"Hmph! Why did Dou Shengfo come to my heavenly place?" A fairy said coldly, "Please ask Dou Shengfo to leave."

Obviously, they wanted to drive the monkeys away.

It's just that monkeys can be regarded as people with some status in Western religions nowadays, so they dare not reprimand them too much.

But it's not very scary. After all, the Buddhas in the West can't control the gods in heaven!

Monkey frowned.

He was upset, and with his cultivation and status, he took the initiative to greet these women, which was enough to give these women face.

It's just that I didn't expect to be scolded.

It's a hot face with a cold ass.

"I'm just passing by the old place and revisiting it. What's in the way? Even the Jade Emperor doesn't necessarily care about me. It's your turn to talk too much? Peach Garden is considered an important place, even the gate?"

The monkey sneered, "I'll just watch here, what do you think?"

The woman's face flushed red.

"Sisters, let's go in and pick peaches, ignore him!"

While talking, you have to enter it.

The monkey watched coldly from the sidelines.

Seeing that they were about to go in, the monkey said, "Where's the warrant? You have to report to the watchman for how many flat peaches you pick. You're quite old and don't know the rules!"

"What's none of your business?" The fairy raised her brows upside down.

She is so angry.

Especially the monkey's sentence is quite old, no matter what it is, this woman still cares about this aspect.

The monkey looked at the guard on duty and said with a smile: "Why, you only dare to stop me, not her? I have to pay a visit to the Jade Emperor in a while. You are so neglectful of duty. I have to talk to him about it. Great Taoyuan, You can’t be pocketed by some people.”

Monkeys are narrow-minded and unwilling to suffer.

If others don't give him face, then he must get back the face.

Hearing this, no matter if it was the Seven Fairies or the guards on duty, their expressions all turned serious.

The guard on duty stepped forward and said: "Please also show the fairy handbook to report the number of pickings and uses, so that it is convenient to report!"

"Pluck 1,700 low-grade flat peaches, 365 medium-grade flat peaches, and three high-grade flat peaches. They will be used for the banquet held by the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother tomorrow."

The flat peach is one of the standing items for holding large banquets in the heavenly court.

The gods in Tianting are fine, so they hold various banquets. After all, there is nothing else to do when they stay.

Of course, it depends on the mood of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor whether to let the flat peaches go or not.

After the report was completed, the two parties went through a cutscene, and the Seven Fairies entered with a basket.

Although their basket may not look big, it is actually a kind of spatial treasure. Even if you put all the peaches in the peach orchard in it, it may not be full.

Seeing their pale faces, the monkey felt much better.

In the Peach Garden, the father-in-law greeted him, and said with a smile: "Seven fairies, come to work again."

The seven fairies were in a bad mood, and all of them ignored him, picking peaches on their own.

Slowly from the outside to the inside.

Lu Ping lay under the leaves and was extremely nervous.

He was afraid of being discovered by the other party.

If this is discovered, something big will happen.

Fortunately, they only chose three top-grade flat peaches, that is, flat peaches that ripen once every nine thousand years. And Lu Ping chooses flat peaches on the fruit tree in the middle.

The Seven Fairies chose three beautiful flat peaches from the tree on the edge and put them into the basket, walked lightly, and walked out of the peach garden. At this moment, the land father came to the tree where he was. Whispered: "Take it to me!"

Lu Ping hurriedly fanned his wings according to his words, and landed in the hands of the land father-in-law.

At the gate of Taoyuan, the father-in-law of the land opened the gate, cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Every fairies, go slowly!"

Seventh Fairy kept her face cold and kept her eyes fixed, as if she didn't hear, she left slowly.

At this time, the father-in-law of the land seemed to have just seen the monkey, and he smiled and said, "I have seen the great sage!"

"Haha, you old man! Long time no see!"

The monkey stepped forward, but the two gatekeepers couldn't stop him, so the monkey came to the land father-in-law steadily.

It took another long while for the two of them to gossip and reminisce about the old days.

Only then did I leave.

Wait until the monkey reaches a place where there is no one.

Lu Ping flew out from the sleeve of his robe, and his figure instantly turned back into a human form.

The monkey asked anxiously, "How?"

"Pick a hundred pieces!" Lu Ping said truthfully.

The monkey's eyes lit up instantly: "Okay, give me seventy, and you keep thirty!"

Lu Ping had no objection to this.

To put it bluntly, this matter was planned by the monkey. He was the mastermind, and he was at most an accomplice. Moreover, the monkey gave the land something. Although I don’t know what it is, relatively speaking, he must have paid more Some.

Lu Ping handed the flat peach to the monkey. The monkey was overjoyed and put away most of the peaches, leaving one, and opened his mouth to bite.

"It's delicious! It's so fucking delicious! In this world, the flat peach belonging to the Queen Mother is the most delicious!" The monkey's eyes were full of love.

Lu Ping couldn't help it either, took out one, and followed the example of a monkey, opened his mouth and bit it.

With this mouthful, Lu Ping instantly opened up a new world.

The vegetarian dishes eaten from Yunxiao are already delicious, but to be honest, they may not be as delicious as the fairy-level monster meat.

But this flat peach is completely different.

How to say that feeling, in addition to the delicious and sweet taste on the mouth, there is also a sense of satisfaction from the heart.

The cold peach juice bursts in the mouth.

It can no longer be said that it is full of aura.

That peach juice seems to be the gathering of countless fairy spirits.

The beauty of the spiritual roots of heaven and earth exploded completely at this time.

"Cool!"

Even though Lu Ping doesn't like to eat fruit usually, he can't help but fall in love with this thing after taking a bite.

How do you say that, if you have never seen the light, you may be able to endure the night.

If Lu Ping didn't eat this flat peach, he would never have imagined that there is such a delicious fruit in this world.

The things I ate before were simply scum!

Lu Ping gobbled it up, and the huge flat peach was eaten within a few minutes.

The monkeys are leisurely savoring slowly.

At this time, Lu Ping regretted it!

I should have asked for one hundred and fifty just now!

Then he secretly left fifty of them.

This idea just passed in his mind for a while, and then he threw it out.

If you really do that, it's too insignificant.

It's a little too low-key.

But people, sometimes some dark thoughts inevitably flash in my mind, some dark sides.

This is inevitable.

Even saints have to cut out evil corpses.

Good and evil are the two sides of human beings, and they are also between one thought.

Seeing that Lu Ping finished eating in big gulps, the monkey said softly, "I can tell you, there are other things to talk about. If you say that you have eaten up what was given to you, there will be nothing left."

Just as Lu Ping was about to answer, he suddenly felt an explosive increase in spiritual power in his body.

However, this is not just an increase in spiritual power, but an all-round transformation.

Lu Ping's body began to sublimate under a strange force.

That's right, sublimation.

Metamorphosis.

Even his own body was already very strong, but under the influence and transformation of this kind of power, his body officially began to fade into a fairy.

The main effect of this flat peach on mortals is not to improve cultivation, but to transform and evolve the body.

A large amount of fairy energy surged in Lu Ping's body.

Generally speaking, only when a monk passes through the Heaven Rank can he attract the aura of heaven and earth.

This is the so-called Mahayana period.

Also Sanxian.

When this transformation is completed, the monk can officially enter the realm of immortality and become an immortal.

Lu Ping has now entered this stage ahead of schedule through this flat peach.

It's just that Lu Ping's skill at this time is absolutely inferior to that of the Mahayana period.

This is a metamorphosis of the essence of life.

With a big wave of the monkey's hand, Lu Ping was directly brought into the clouds, and then he laid down the formation.

Help Lu Ping hide his breath.

"Don't worry about breaking through, I'll help you protect the law." The monkey smiled while eating the flat peaches: "It won't be discovered."

Only then did Lu Ping feel relieved, sitting cross-legged on the cloud, performing exercises, feeling the surge of fairy spirit.

Feel the transformation of the body.

At the same time, Lu Ping fell into the comprehension of the way of heaven and earth.

I don't know how long time has passed.

When Lu Ping opened his eyes again, the spiritual power in his body had completely transformed into fairy power, and his physical body had also turned into a fairy body.

Of course, for monkeys, this is nothing special.

But for Lu Ping, this marks that he has entered a completely different level.

And his current cultivation base has completely surpassed the realm of ordinary monks.

What he needs to do is to accumulate spiritual power and understand the way of heaven.

"As expected of a spiritual creature of heaven and earth." Lu Ping sighed.

In fact, although the effect of the flat peach is terrifying, there are really no mortals who have eaten this thing.

But Lu Ping was the first one.

Seeing that he was awake, the monkey smiled and said, "You don't need to practice those simplified exercises anymore. With your current body, you should be able to practice all the exercises taught directly."

Lu Ping's eyes lit up!

That is to say, from now on, he has nothing to do with any combination or crossing the catastrophe.

What he has to do is to directly comprehend the heaven and the earth like those ancient beings, and practice the skills of various religions that point directly to the origin of the Dao.

Of course, this is just the beginning.

A beginning that does not know how many more years to go.

He pondered for a while, then smiled and said, "Uncle Sun, what kind of exercise do you practice?"

Lu Ping really didn't know about this.

Regarding the monkey's skills, some say it's from the great celestial art, others say it's from the eighth-nine profound art, some say it's from the nine-turn mysterious art, and there's also the fortune-telling Huiyuan art.

Anyway, what to say.

Lu Ping couldn't help but asked aloud. Another meaning was that if the monkey's skills could be cultivated by himself, then if he fooled around, he might save a lot of contribution value of the sect.

Save it and go back and exchange it.

It's just a pity that the monkey smiled slightly after hearing his question: "You boy, don't ask about everything."

Well, obviously this guy doesn't intend to tell Lu Ping.

Hearing this, Lu Ping immediately dismissed the idea of ​​learning exercises from the monkey.

Don't force yourself to do anything, it's already an unexpected joy to have such a chance in the heavenly court, what more can you expect?

"Then what shall we do next?" Lu Ping asked curiously.

The monkey stroked his chin and said with a smile: "Naturally, I'm visiting the Jade Emperor. It's not good if we don't meet each other when we come to his territory. What's more, they are going to hold a banquet soon, so it's not bad to eat two peaches together." of."

Who doesn't like flat peaches?

Lu Ping was a little worried: "I ate other people's peaches, so I won't be seen?"

This is the standard guilty conscience.

I just finished eating other people's flat peaches, and I have benefited, but I have to go in front of the Lord, and I am somewhat afraid.

The monkey smiled and said, "You kid, what are you thinking? Although your physique is special at this time, it is only now, but if you put it in the early years when the universe was not divided, there is nothing special, let alone the prehistoric time. , there are actually quite a few heaven and earth spirits that can achieve similar effects, don't worry."

Hearing this, Lu Ping felt relieved and flew with the monkey.

Soon, the two arrived at the Lingxiao Palace.

It has to be said that the buildings in the Immortal World are majestic and majestic, floating in the air, far more imposing than those shown in any film and television drama.

Lingxiao Palace is just a collective name, in fact, it is also a group of palaces.

As soon as Houzi and Lu Ping arrived, they were stopped.

A handsome boy in armor, with hot wheels on his feet, and a red-tasseled gun in his hand!

It was Nezha!

"Dou defeated the Buddha, why do you have time to come here today? Is it to see the Jade Emperor?"

Nezha laughed.

Monkey also said with a smile on his face, "Yes, please report."

Lu Ping naturally recognized Nezha, and couldn't help but take a second look.

After all, Cui Mengyao should be similar to this one in the future.

"What are you looking at? Who is this kid? His cultivation base is so low!"

Hmm. Even though Lu Ping felt that he had made great progress, in Nezha's eyes, this guy was still ridiculously poor in cultivation.

"My little friend, come with me." The monkey said truthfully.

Nezha asked curiously, "He also asked to see the Jade Emperor?"

The monkey laughed and said, "What are you talking about? If the Jade Emperor doesn't suggest it, then go in with my old grandson to have a look. If the Jade Emperor doesn't want to see him, he'll just wait here."

The monkeys in the past were definitely not so smooth.

But now monkeys are no longer what they used to be, people are old and smart, and ghosts are old and slippery.

When Nezha got the word, he went in and told him.

After the Jade Emperor heard about this, he pondered for a while, and said with a smile: "Let that boy come in together, my majestic Jade Emperor, can't I allow a mortal man to enter the palace? Within the third rank, they are all my people. Immortals This is the case with Buddhas, and it is the same with ordinary people."

While speaking, a trace of ambition flashed in his eyes.

This is what he wants to see the most, and the Immortal Buddha is in awe of him like an ordinary person.

Taibai Jinxing smiled and said, "Your Majesty is generous."

At this time Nezha said: "That kid is not a mortal, he has the aura of a fairy. Although his cultivation is very poor, it is only a matter of time before he enters the immortal way."

Upon hearing this, the Jade Emperor looked at Taibai Jinxing.

He was a little puzzled and said: "I remember when Taibai Jinxing reported it before, saying that the monkey brought a mortal."

Taibai Jinxing thumped in his heart, he naturally remembered clearly what Lu Ping looked like.

How could there be such a change in such a short period of time?

Is this taking a spiritual thing?

His thoughts turned sharply, and he said: "If you don't cultivate, you will end up as a mortal."

The Jade Emperor didn't think much about it, and said with a smile, "That's not bad."

Taibai Jinxing knew very well that one thing more is worse than one thing less, and it is really as he thought, it is not a big deal on the monkey.

It's really a pursuit, it's not good-looking, and it's not easy to do.