My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix

In the Royal Garden of Heaven, all kinds of fairy flowers and grasses are blooming.

Yun Xiao walked side by side with the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

Based on her seniority, it has always been like this.

In fact, many gods in heaven are like this.

They will not bow and fall behind just because they are the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor looked at Yun Xiao beside him, and made a secret decision in his heart. He hoped that he could regain the initiative little by little and make these people submit to him.

But what he wants is for these people to obey orders. As for etiquette, he doesn't care that much.

It's not that I don't care at all, it also depends on people.

A top powerhouse like Yun Xiao can be tolerated.

"Yunxiao, these days, have you decided who to take with you?" Jade Emperor asked with a smile.

He called Yun Xiao to come, of course it was not for nothing.

To put it bluntly, it's not that he doesn't know what kind of person Yun Xiao is, and it's because he knows that he doesn't feel at ease.

If he asked Yun Xiao to kill someone, he would definitely not ask a single question.

After all, with this person's cultivation base, there is no problem at all in terms of killing.

In fact, Yunxiao is the most powerful in the Heavenly Court at this time!

But whether this person can do the things he explained well, you have to ask me.

Yun Xiao replied: "There are some candidates, and my two younger sisters must be brought along."

The Jade Emperor wished that Yun Xiao would be taken away by these two, and Bi Xiao was also a troublemaker.

If Yunxiao wasn't there, he might not have done anything.

He smiled: "It should be."

"As for the others, I haven't made up my mind yet." Yun Xiao said honestly.

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor's heart sank continuously, but he did not lose his expression, but smiled and said: "I said, it's better to make a candidate early. If you go there, you have to get a charter, and you can't do it." Let's go and discuss it again?"

In fact, what he really thought in his heart was: This guy should stop doing shit, right? He'll be in trouble then.

He set up the star field, and another point is to divide the authority of the current heavenly gods, that is, to divide their merits of heaven and earth.

This step requires Yunxiao to have some achievements. If the area under his jurisdiction is in chaos, he will not be able to give Yunxiao more authority at that time.

Yun Xiao said confidently: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I already have some preliminary ideas!"

She is full of confidence in this!

"Oh?" The Jade Emperor was very surprised, but then he was full of doubts in his heart. After all, Yunxiao had never shown his talent in this area, so he couldn't help asking: "What do you think of Emperor Chongxi, let's hear it!"

Yun Xiao said with a smile: "In the document given by His Majesty, it is very clear that the division of the star field this time is to strengthen the governance and management of the Heavenly Court over all parts of the universe, to enhance the majesty of the Heavenly Court, and to achieve the growth of incense merit! So I plan, the first step is to publicize !"

"Propaganda?" In fact, this is also a blind spot for the Jade Emperor.

After all, Heavenly Court really doesn't value this. For so many years, if anyone had paid more attention to it, they wouldn't have come to this point.

Generally, immortals know those two tricks, manifesting spirits and entrusting dreams and the like.

Very inefficient.

Yun Xiao smiled and said: "That's right, it's propaganda. First of all, we have to let the creatures in the lower world know about the existence of our Heavenly Court and the benefits of being taken back to the Heavenly Court after becoming immortals. Only in this way will they be willing to become immortals. Only by giving them enough Only when they have enough time to recognize what is going to happen next, they will take appropriate measures, so that there will be no chaos in the operation of the rules of each planet!"

"Otherwise, once they are rashly taken back to the fairy world, all kinds of conflicts will definitely occur among ordinary creatures!"

"The second step is to differentiate a small world as the living place of the immortals belonging to the southeast star field. After these people are collected, I will select some people to go back to maintain the stable operation of their star, and at the same time use our existing Some celestial beings went to follow and set up heavenly inspectors to prevent them from using their power for personal gain."

"The third step is to continue to publicize the benefits of the Heavenly Court among ordinary beings, and publicize the gods of the Heavenly Court, so as to seek the power of incense."

"The fourth step is to gradually use the inspectors we sent to replace some local immortals who are not strong and have a weak sense of responsibility."

"The fifth step is to unify the operation rules of each planet, realize the unified control and management of the heavenly court, and strengthen the management of the lower realm monks."

Yun Xiao smiled and said: "That's probably all I thought of. As for who to take, I think it's almost the same. The main thing is to bring enough people. I plan to choose some from the heavenly soldiers and generals."

At this time, the Jade Emperor felt a storm in his heart.

This Yunxiao actually has such an idea?

After all these years, I should have used her long ago!

"Hahaha! All along, I thought that Emperor Yunxiao was obsessed with cultivating Taoism, and he was not very proficient in these mundane things! Today, I saw that the emperor's plan is very organized, far beyond my expectations." The Jade Emperor laughed and said: "I I was also thinking about Yunxiao, you might control all the monks above the Immortal Realm with one brain, and there would definitely be troubles, but I didn’t expect that you could establish this idea of ​​publicizing first and then acting, which surprised me! Surprised me!”

Yun Xiao's face turned red. Didn't she just want to force her to ascend directly from the beginning?

"Actually, this is not what I thought, but what Lu Ping thought of. When he came to my cave that day, I asked him about the lower realm and asked him for some opinions. These are compiled based on his opinions." Yun Xiao spoke the truth.

Lu Ping?

If it takes another two days, the Jade Emperor will probably forget the name.

He looked surprised and said: "It was planned by that little monk from the lower realm?"

Yun Xiao said with a smile: "Mortal people, although their cultivation is not as good as ours, but their thoughts are complicated, they are far better than me. To tell you the truth, I have already thought about it. It just so happens that Lu Ping is also from the southeast star field. I have some friendship, after I go, if there is something I don't understand, I can ask him."

After hearing Yunxiao's words, the Jade Emperor felt relieved, and he chuckled lightly: "Since that's the case, I'm relieved! It's okay, I'm a little tired, please go ahead, Emperor Chongxi."

After speaking, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother left.

Yun Xiao watched the two leave, shook his head slightly, thought for a while, got up directly, and flew to his cave.

She doesn't like parties like this.

The Jade Emperor sighed to the Queen Mother: "Unexpectedly, the opinion expressed by an ordinary person in this world is really like that."

The Queen Mother laughed and said: "The people in the lower world are the best at calculating. We have followed Daozu since we were young, so naturally we can't calculate them."

"That's a good statement!" The Jade Emperor slightly sighed: "Recently, I'm also learning the ways of some monarchs and emperors in the lower realm. These people have too many tricks. I'll go and see that kid again."

While the Jade Emperor was speaking, he got up and flew away.

It's just that when he came to Yaochi, he saw a scene that left him speechless.

A group of gods toasted each other with cups and cups, and it was very lively. In the midst of the excitement, they saw a wine jar under the monkey's feet, and the wine in it kept flying up and poured quickly into a white jade bottle.

After a while, the drinks were gone.

The monkey yelled to the fairy: "Give grandpa wine!"

Looks like he's drunk too much.

The position of the two of them happened to be covered by the table, so the fairy couldn't see it.

But unfortunately, the Jade Emperor came from behind the two.

At this moment, the monkey seemed to notice something and looked back.

Seeing the Jade Emperor staring at him, the monkey didn't panic, reached out and touched it, and the jade bottle disappeared.

The monkey took the wine jar newly handed by the fairy, and said with a smile, "Drink some, Your Majesty?"

Only then did Lu Ping come to his senses, and when he looked back, he saw the Jade Emperor staring at the two of them with staring eyes.

Lu Ping's heart tightened suddenly, he was caught as a thief!

The Jade Emperor walked over, and the two stood up. The monkey looked at the fairy and smiled, "Why don't you get a wine glass for Your Majesty?"

The fairy quickly lifted the wine glass with a plate.

The monkey took the initiative to pick up the jug and poured a cup for the Jade Emperor.

He himself raised his glass and laughed, "Respect Your Majesty!"

Lu Ping is not so natural. It is very embarrassing to be discovered by the owner after stealing other people's things.

The Jade Emperor looked at Lu Ping and said with a gentle smile, "Why, don't you offer me a toast?"

Seeing that he was so gentle and seemed not angry, Lu Ping breathed a sigh of relief.

He picked up the wine glass in front of him, and said in a little embarrassment: "Your Majesty!"

"Today's banquet, is it not bad?" Jade Emperor asked.

"Very good!" Lu Ping said honestly.

The opportunity to become stronger by eating, drinking and drinking is too rare.

The Jade Emperor said with a pointed smile: "It's good to be satisfied, eat and drink whatever you want! You must be satisfied until you are satisfied, and you will not return today if you are not drunk!"

After speaking, he turned and left.

He was very satisfied with Lu Ping's opinion to Yun Xiao, so he didn't care about making Lu Ping satisfied.

Lu Ping leaned close to the monkey and said in a low voice, "It's almost there, don't take it?"

The monkey rolled his eyes: "How can you not take it? He doesn't care if you don't look at it? He told you to eat and drink whatever you want, and you must be satisfied, which means you can take it if you want. This thing is not valuable in heaven. The owner has already spoken, what are you afraid of?"

Lu Ping was speechless.

Just take it, I'm afraid of being fucked.

Monkey's small bottle can hold nearly ten jars of wine.

Then the monkey laughed and said, "That's about it, let's drink!"

Lu Ping naturally knows that there are limits to everything.

Immediately let go of eating and drinking.

I have to say that although this wine is not spicy, it is very strong.

Even if a fairy drinks it, he will feel ecstatic.

Not to mention Lu Ping.

After the banquet was over, both Lu Ping and the monkey were blushing and drunk.

The two staggered out of Yaochi.

The monkey flew with Lu Ping Yukong.

"Let's go! I'll show you something nice to see." Monkey said with a smirk on his face.

Lu Ping was already unconscious, and said with a smile, "It's pretty? Look at my little Qi, my Qibao is the best!"

"Hey, I know you human men just like to look at women."

"Brother Monkey, do you like female monkeys?" Lu Ping drank too much and stopped calling him Uncle Sun.

The monkey wasn't angry either, and flew around with Lu Ping.

"I like peaches!"

"What about the bananas?"

"It's not too bad!"

Soon came to a fairy mountain.

With Monkey's cultivation base, even formations can't stop him.

Soon he brought Lu Ping to a pool.

At this moment, Lu Ping's consciousness was blurred.

He fell asleep.

After an unknown amount of time, Lu Ping was shaken awake.

"Get up, get up, it's exciting."

Lu Ping sat up blankly, looked around, where is this?

He turned around and his eyes widened!

I saw seven women undressing by the pool.

Those people are Seven Fairies!

At this time, Lu Ping found that the monkey was sitting on the side, and said with a smile on his face: "How is it? Isn't it very beautiful, don't you human men like this tune?"

While talking, the monkey took out a flat peach and said as he ate it, "Look slowly, as long as you don't make any big noises, they won't be able to find it!"

Monkey is very narrow-minded, when he meets Seven Fairies, he throws a face at him, and when he turns around, he takes Lu Ping to see the scenery.

The problem facing Lu Ping now is that the opponent is already naked.

It has to be said that the appearance and figure of the Seven Fairies are all the same.

If you want to move your eyes away in this scene, it really takes a lot of perseverance.

Lu Ping looked ahead, gritted his teeth and said, "Senior, you are trapping me in injustice! I, Lu Ping, am I this kind of person?"

"Then go now?"

"Let's go now, what if we are discovered?"

"It makes sense!"

After the monkey said this sentence, it made sense, and the Seven Fairies had already entered the water, Lu Ping said with a smile: "I'm just kidding with you, let's go, this is not good."

After he finished speaking, Seven Fairies also talked about monkeys in the water.

"Sister, you said that monkey is really annoying."

"Isn't it? What, a Bi Mawen, must be called the Monkey King."

"It's disgusting to see him like that."

"This banquet has made us very tired. I deliberately stayed away from him, lest he cause trouble."

"Me too."

The Seven Fairies are the leaders among the fairies. During the banquet, each has its own control area.

But they are far away from the monkey.

"That monkey is worthless enough. Hearing that His Majesty is holding a banquet, he has the cheek to attend."

"That's not it, it's fine if he participates, and he still brings that ordinary man with him."

"That's right, a mortal is also worthy of participating in the heavenly banquet and eating flat peaches. If we want to eat one, we have to work hard. What kind of thing is he?"

The seven fairies are not considered to be heavenly gods. It is really troublesome to eat a flat peach.

Lu Ping didn't expect to hear such a discussion.

Originally, there was still a little bit of guilt in my heart, but now, there is no more.

But Lu Ping is not very angry, after all, he is in the current situation.

But the monkey is not happy.

He put away the peach in his hand, got up and raised Lu Ping, and shouted: "Where did the female monster come from, dare to disturb Grandpa's sleep?"

With a loud drink, a gust of wind blew up, and Seven Fairies' clothes were blown up by the gust of wind.

The faces of the seven people changed drastically.

Although it was not the first time that the seven of them were seen taking a bath.

But you won't get used to it.

The monkey dragged Lu Ping directly across the sky, and laughed loudly: "It's you seven again, why do you always take a bath outside? Why can't you have a bathtub and shower? Don't you know how to keep pace with the times? And disturb grandpa's sleep, Let's fly back with bare butts this time!"

Of course it is nonsense to fly back with bare buttocks, they are no longer what they used to be, and now they always have several sets of clothes on them.

It's just embarrassing to be stared at by others. Hiding in the water one by one, they glared angrily at Lu Ping and the monkey.