My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Chapter 316: Will this melon stay ripe?

frenzied!

The Dragon Clan is simply crazy!

On the clouds, in front of a group of old dragons, Li Changshou couldn't help but cover his face with his hands. Long Ji, who was following him, was laughing crazily, and Ao Yi's delicate little face was completely red.

What's wrong?

What else can happen...

No, Li Changshou made an impassioned move in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, and with three calculated steps and pressing step by step, he directly captured the core place of the Dragon Clan - the East China Sea Dragon Palace.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea took the lead in swearing allegiance to Heaven and risking the fate of the dragon clan;

Some of the Dragon Clan's not-too-excessive demands were also written on the decree by Li Changshou. He had previously summoned Dongmu Gong and was escorted back to heaven by Dragon Clan masters, presenting them to His Majesty the Jade Emperor for his review.

Li Changshou was not 98% sure about the other three Dragon Palaces at this time. To be on the safe side, he did not go directly to lobby, so as not to alarm the West and ruin his own affairs.

Although the Dragon King of the East China Sea is the contemporary leader of the Dragon Clan, the Dragon Palace of the Four Seas maintains a certain degree of independence.

Li Changshou also thought for a long time before he decided to use the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea as the basis, and then pull the Dragon Palace of the South China Sea and the North Sea onto the warship of heaven.

As for the West Sea...

It’s a bit troublesome, so I’ll wait and see for the time being. The slogan means what I mean, and I’ll try my best to stay in contention.

Then, according to his plan, Li Changshou took Long Ji with him to Nanfanbuzhou and began to inspect various waterways.

Li Changshou had thought before that the Dragon Clan would send elders to follow him.

But Li Changshou completely underestimated Longlong's enthusiasm.

The Dragon Clan not only sent more than a dozen elders, but Ao Yi was also sent by the Dragon King to listen to Li Changshou's orders. The Dragon King even invited three ancient elders who guarded the sea eye, paper Taoists who frantically protected the sea god...

After they arrived in Nanzhou, as soon as Li Changshou checked a small waterway, the three ancient elders began to fly up and down.

First, an old dragon ran over and took Li Changshou to fly to the nearby mountain. He pointed at the sparkling stream and said with a smile:

"Poseidon, please see, I named this place Qianlong River, and I can make it the River God!"

Then, another old dragon ran over and took Li Changshou to fly to a human village not far away. He pointed to a small pond at the head of the village and asked with a smile:

"Poseidon, look at this vast swamp, what would be a better name for it?"

As soon as the words finished here, there was an old dragon shouting in the distance:

"Come and see! There is a very deep abyss here! This place should be made a river god!"

Li Changshou:...

That's a well!

That's a well dug by the villagers themselves, Uncle!

"Everyone..."

Li Changshou could only try to stay calm and explained tactfully: "We have to act according to the rules. I can understand everyone's mood, but this... this bottom line must still be reached."

These old dragons suddenly laughed in embarrassment.

"I'm a little anxious. I'm really a little anxious. Don't blame Poseidon. Don't blame Poseidon."

Li Changshou said with a smile: "Nanzhou is the place where the luck of the human race condenses. Checking the waterways and settling the water gods can not only improve the luck of the human race, protect the safety of mortals, but also accumulate merit for the local river gods.

This is a good thing and a serious matter. It is not just for the benefit of the Dragon Clan. Please have more understanding and support. "

"Understood! Understood!"

"This must be supported!"

“Then,” an ancient dragon clan elder turned around and shouted, “you little dragon cubs, go back, it’s enough for us to protect the Poseidon!

Why are you all running around? Do you think you are good-looking? What to do if you scare these lovely mortals? "

The group of old dragon-headed elders saluted together, not daring to say anything more, and hurriedly left in the clouds.

Although it is a bit inappropriate to say this, but...

Losing the dragon, really losing the dragon!

An ancient ancient dragon approached Li Changshou, laughed innocently, and muttered:

"Poseidon, our three brothers will be your bodyguards in Nanzhou starting from today.

My name is Ao Ao, and I am their second brother, this is Ao Fei, the sixth brother, and this is Ao Pu, the eighth brother!

If you can't remember the name, just call us 268! "

Li Changshou bowed his hands and apologized, calling him "senior" three times in a row.

Without so many old dragons surrounding him, Li Changshou could finally feel more at ease.

Ao Ao took out a flying magic weapon and turned it into a small boat.

Li Changshou boarded the ship with Ao Yi and Long Ji, and then began the long 'journey' of checking the waterways in Nanzhou.

Nanfangbuzhou has a vast territory with countless rivers and lakes;

Finding out a river is not a simple matter. It is definitely not like flying over the river, taking a look at the treasure map in your hand, then nodding, saying "the river is still there", and then turning around and leaving.

How can such perfunctory work be recognized by Heaven?

According to the rules set by Li Changshou, to find out a river, you must first trace its source, find the origin of the river, and record the locations of its tributaries, its passage, and its entrance to the sea.

Not only that, he will also draw the general shape of the river and the terrain near the river, and mark in detail the depth of each section, as well as the rapids, siltation, and accident-prone areas of the river.

In addition, it is also necessary to calculate the hydrological changes of the river throughout the year, as well as the history of the river's course changes in the past thousand years.

Before Li Changshou reported this matter to the Jade Emperor, he knew that it was a huge and tedious workload that might not be completed in twelve years.

But this must be done, and after it is done, Li Changshou estimates that he can earn a lot of merit.

This is not a deliberate calculation.

It is reasonable to put in efforts and be rewarded by heaven, and it is completely different in nature from utilitarian poisonous milk.

In this way, Li Changshou set out from the coast of the East China Sea, accompanied by three ancient dragon masters. According to Dayu's water control plan, he started to inventory the waterways of Nanzhou with a magic pen.

Seeing that Li Changshou was so meticulous in his work, the three dragon clan elders felt relieved. They neither urged nor disturbed him. They each hid themselves and did their best to protect him.

But this process, for Li Changshou's two followers, is a bit...

Slightly boring.

The boat floats on the clouds and moves slowly along the river.

Long Ji was sitting in the stern of the boat wearing a loose Taoist robe. Unexpectedly, he was leaning forward with his legs together, his face held in his hands, and he was fascinated by the back of Li Changshou who was writing and drawing in the boat shed...

Ao Yi, who was sitting cross-legged beside him, touched his chin and glanced at Long Ji from time to time, murmuring slightly in his heart.

‘Sister-in-law? ’

‘Impossible, how could the leader be so attracted to such a young girl? Especially there is Ling'e's sister-in-law in the mountains. Although such a girl is beautiful, she is not as outstanding as Ling'e's sister-in-law. ’

‘Yes, this is the Jade Emperor’s daughter. Could it be that the Jade Emperor intended to match her up, but the leader’s brother couldn’t refuse? ’

Ao Yi muttered for a few times, and in just a short moment, he had already imagined a drama in his mind called "The Love in Heaven: My Fairy Wife Twelve and Thirteen"!

At this moment, Li Changshou's voice came.

"Ao Yi?"

"Brother!" Ao Yi stood up quickly.

Li Changshou didn't look back, and continued to paint with ink, and said calmly: "Don't think too much, His Highness Long Ji is learning some strategies from me."

Ao Yi couldn't help but pursed his lips and blinked, his delicate face full of embarrassment.

Read, read minds?

The leader brother really can read minds!

Li Changshou said again: "Go back to the East China Sea Dragon Palace and ask the Dragon King to borrow a small army of soldiers and horses, which you can control.

I have arranged for 100,000 sailors from Heaven to conduct military exercises near the Dragon Palace in the South China Sea, East China Sea, and North China Sea. I have to map various waterways here, and they are inseparable. Please supervise this matter.

Don't let the Dragon Palace conflict with the heavenly soldiers, and be optimistic about those heavenly soldiers and generals. Don't let them take advantage of the dragon clan and destroy the majesty of the heaven. "

"Brother, don't worry!"

Ao Yi clasped his fists in agreement and turned around to leave immediately.

An elder of the Dragon Clan appears to protect Ao Yi from returning to the East China Sea Dragon Palace.

Li Changshou stopped writing and thought, then turned around and smiled: "By the way, Bian Zhuang will also bring a few generals to the Dragon Palace for a banquet. Remember to arrange for someone to entertain them.

If you are still a little dissatisfied with him, you can also give him a little punishment and let him know how powerful he is, so that he can restrain his temper. "

Ao Yi couldn't help but murmured: "Brother, how to punish me?"

"It's up to me to teach you," Li Changshou said helplessly, "get Bianzhuang drunk, surround him with a few ugly fish and shrimp monsters, wait until he wakes up, and shout to him in unison, 'Guan' Isn't that enough?

Of course, I'm just making an analogy.

Bian Zhuang is now the deputy commander of the Tianhe Navy, and he can be considered a celebrity in front of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, so don't go too far. "

Ao Yi's eyes suddenly lit up and he said firmly: "Yi will not let brother down!"

He immediately turned around and geared up, ready for a big fight!

After Ao Yi left, Long Ji blinked, thought about it, finally came to his senses, covered his thin lips and chuckled.

He then took his own jade talisman to record events and wrote in it:

[Poseidon is not only steady and rigorous, but also has an interesting temperament.

And it’s too bad. He actually deliberately set a trap for his deputy commander and used a strange-looking woman in the sea to catch him...]

"Long Ji," Li Changshou's voice floated over again, "There is no need to write down some small things.

If others find out about it and accuse me of deliberately embarrassing Bian Zhuang, Bian Zhuang's future will be in jeopardy. "

Long Ji subconsciously sat up straight, goosebumps appeared all over his body, and his eyes were filled with astonishment.

How does Poseidon know what he writes in the jade talisman?

This jade talisman was given by my mother and is also a treasure... He said...

"Yes, I'll wipe it off right now."

Long Ji responded quickly and erased the words in the jade talisman.

Li Changshou continued to draw the waterway, the smile on his lips disappeared, and most of his mind was on the side, dealing with the possible harassment of the Western religion at any time.

When it comes to collecting the dragon, it's important to be quick and slow at the same time.

In the next eleven years or so, I only need to take the time to meet the Dragon King of the South Sea and the Dragon King of the North Sea. For the rest... I will let the Dragon Clan figure it out for themselves.

Having said that, Western religions are really slow to move...

Li Changshou was nervous for half a month and finally caught the enemy's trace.

Some people with strange movements appeared one after another in the sea temples in various places, but the temples of the Xiongzhai gods had long since disappeared.

In the past half month, Li Changshou has modified his previous strategy from 'comprehensive hiding' to 'actively luring the enemy', allowing the elite envoys to walk out of the underground safe house and move around in the Poseidon Temple.

In the original plan, notices were posted in various places, saying that the envoys of Poseidon were going to enhance their divine power;

Li Changshou increased his efforts and left countless clues everywhere. These clues pointed directly to the Poseidon Temple and led executioners from Western sects to the vicinity of Anshui City.

The renovated Poseidon Temple is more than enough to accommodate more than 1,400 divine envoys.

In the past half month, every time Li Changshou’s celestial consciousness scanned his temple in the sea, he couldn’t help but think about the classic narration voice of a program in his previous life:

[Spring is here, and it’s the season when the witch clan is active again.

In Anshui City on the coast of the South China Sea, powerful shouts were greeted.

Look, the witches walked out of their houses and gathered in the spacious square and backyard of the Tanah Lot Temple. They mustered up the strong muscles they were proud of and lifted everything they could except the houses and foundations. , thus showing his strength.

Strength is the best medicine for the witch clan when facing unknown fears.

And these angels don't just rely on strength to attract the attention of the opposite sex, they also have their own unique skills.

For example, 'Allegro', 'Slobber Song', 'Storytelling', and 'Stories'. They gathered together in twos and threes to hone their special skills as envoys of the Poseidon Cult, and compared the number of cities they had preached to...]

In short, during the past half month, the envoys on vacation were very leisurely.

The reason that prompted Li Changshou to modify his strategy was actually very simple——

A witch is coming from hell!

At this time, among those divine envoys, there were dozens of real witches, ancient pure-blood war witches!

This kind of witch clan, if one of them is injured, one will be missing, and they rarely have activities in the underworld on weekdays;

But this time, Li Changshou insisted on inviting nearly fifty people back!

On the same day, Li Changshou took several shamans to the underworld. They arrived outside Fengdu City without any obstruction and met two old men with bull heads and horse faces.

Upon seeing the bull-headed and horse-faced beast, Xiong Laosan and several other shamans burst into tears;

When the mood was in place, Li Changshou began to tell what happened in a deep voice.

What kind of temperament does a bull-headed horse-faced person have?

As soon as I heard that the shaman clan who served the Poseidon was actually targeted by a big religion like the Western Sect, the West couldn't handle the Poseidon, so it took advantage of the descendants of the witch clan!

The two seducers were furious on the spot. They took off their hoods and stamped their feet, cursing and swearing. Without saying a word, they picked up several shamans and disappeared quickly without a trace.

Only half a day.

The bull-headed and horse-faced men carried Xiong Laosan and several others, and returned with dozens of angry and grumpy old men;

They followed Li Changshou back to the Poseidon Temple, mingling among the divine envoys, ready to launch a violent counterattack at any time.

If you ask why the underworld shamans are not afraid of Western religions with saints...

My dear ancestor, Pangu, let me ask you who is not convinced!

They, the Wu clan, have fought against the heavens and the earth, and have fought against countless great powers. They have come from ancient times and relied on hunting to be called the overlords of the earth in ancient times. Today, they are not afraid of Western religions. of.

By the way, the bull head and horse face represent the Great Witch Festival, expressing deep gratitude to the Poseidon for caring so much about the safety of the witch people.

If Li Changshou hadn't stopped him, he would probably have brought back a bunch of souvenirs...

That's probably the case.

Li Changshou would not just sit back and watch, while silently preparing the Paper Taoist Army. This battle could not be fought entirely by the Witch Clan;

At the same time, the thousands of miles around Anshui City were included in the paper Taoist surveillance system. Several paper Taoists simultaneously activated their immortal consciousness, integrated the information, and projected it into the heart of the main body.

People sent by Western religions have nowhere to hide and will be discovered as soon as they appear.

This time, there were only a few masters sent from the West, and there were no existences of the level of Wenjing and Jin Chanzi. Most of them were followers of the monster clan, and there were also some remnants of the great monsters of the deep sea.

Obviously, Western religions find it easy to deal with shamans.

Counting from the time when the Western Cultists arrived at the shores of the South China Sea, within three days, hundreds of great monsters had appeared hundreds of miles away from Anshui City;

Several great demons who are good at sneaking have disguised themselves as mortals and have gone near the Temple of the Sea to gather information.

Li Changshou thought about it and decided to place the battlefield outside the city, otherwise there would be a large number of casualties among the mortals in Anshui City.

Therefore, Li Changshou secretly discussed with Niu ToumaMian and decided on a proactive strategy.

On the fourth day, at dusk, the big demons began to gather outside the city, probably preparing for a sneak attack in the dark.

Li Changshou decided to take action first. He first sent instructions to the bull-headed horse-faced man, and transformed a golden fairyland paper Taoist into the shape of the bear village god's envoy.

Then several divine envoys were called, and five or six strong men swaggered out of the gate of Tanah Lot Temple and walked around freely in the lively market outside.

After wandering around for a while, Li Changshou stopped in front of a melon seller disguised as a monster.

He leaned over and picked up a large melon, tapping it lightly with his fingers.

The demon melon seller reacted quickly and said with a smile: "Sir, are you thirsty? Just take it and eat it. May the Poseidon protect you."

Li Changshou:...

The blessings are all wrong!

Li Changshou sneered and said, "Does your melon stay ripe?"

"Um?"

"I'm just asking you, is your melon guaranteed to be cooked?"

The demon melon seller was still a little confused.

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