My Senior Brother is Too Steady

The thin screen reflects the shadow of the clouds covering the moon, and the warm pavilion is filled with phoenixes and jade that produce fragrance.

The fairy island with the most restrictions in Yaochi, the deepest part of this ethereal fairyland, is in the fairy pavilion where the Queen Mother lives.

Li Changshou and Dong Mu Gong, two old brothers, stood in front of the screen, one on the left and one on the right, bowing their heads honestly, but not saying a word...

The Queen Mother behind the screen raised her hand to her forehead. She was obviously a little bit sick and coughing. She was so angry that she wanted to curse at the two silent pillars of heaven.

But there is no way, Li Changshou knows that it is better to say less than to say more at this time, and it is better to say nothing than to say less;

And Dongmu Gong...

‘Why doesn’t the Water God let you reply? Isn't His Majesty the Jade Emperor in the Lingxiao Palace? What's going on? Is this? ’

"snort!"

A cold snort came from behind the screen, and Li Changshou and Dong Mugong immediately buried their heads deeper.

Princess Long Ji, who was standing quietly next to the soft couch, was frowning and thinking, trying to figure out how many levels of consideration her "strategy" teacher had put into this matter...

A few hours ago.

A golden light suddenly fell on Xiao Qiong Peak, which was the merit sent by heaven to Li Changshou;

At that time, the large shielding formation on the peak opened on its own, and in conjunction with the surrounding blindfolding formations, it created the illusion of 'golden light heading towards the sky', and some spiritual and fairy power poured out towards various parts of the mountain gate.

It is very similar to the situation where the spiritual power cannot be suppressed when setting up the formation, resulting in the leakage of spiritual power.

——In order to receive merit in a low-key and smooth manner, Li Changshou also took great pains.

After receiving an unexpected merit, Li Changshou was naturally in a good mood; but at the same time, through the paper Taoists placed everywhere, Li Changshou captured the auspicious phenomena appearing in the three realms.

At that time he already understood:

The little trouble has grown to eighteen - big trouble.

Any ancient master who is good at deduction methods can almost deduce such a large-scale phenomenon of heaven and earth...

The Jade Emperor of heaven descended to earth and wandered away.

This undoubtedly put greater pressure on the Heavenly Court, and Li Changshou would also pay special attention to the safety of the Jade Emperor's reincarnation later on, which the Queen Mother would never be able to hide.

Although it stands to reason that the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor must be protected by heaven;

But there are also variables in this world, and there is also an 'escaping one' that cannot be controlled by the way of heaven!

When he returned to heaven, Li Changshou thought that when the Queen Mother summoned him, he would have to wait seven or eight months at the earliest for the reincarnation of His Majesty the Jade Emperor to truly come to this world.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he returned to the Water God Mansion with his front leg, Long Ji, his back leg, had already 'killed' him...

Alas, as long as there are people with the word "Empress" in the past, there really is no one who is easy to do it!

Well... Empress Shiji, who was bullied to death by the unreasonable Master Taiyi in the early stages of the Great Tribulation of the Gods, made other plans.

Fortunately, Li Changshou made some preparations in advance, such as taking Ao Yi and the heavenly soldiers to the underworld.

This shows that what he, the Water God, is doing is official business, and it is official business entrusted by the Jade Emperor. If the Queen Mother learns about this and attacks him, he can easily evade it.

Li Changshou also used the photo ball to record those visions of heaven and earth. In the future, if the Jade Emperor held him accountable, he would give the photo ball to the Jade Emperor and say:

[Your Majesty, when you came down to earth, there was really too much noise. 】

Of course it's none of my business.

And the most important first-hand preparation is this time, this place, this scene. No matter whether the Queen Mother is attacking directly or speaking earnestly, she must not speak easily!

Stick to the heavenly male god camp and remain unwavering for ten thousand years!

"Is your Majesty really just in seclusion?"

The voice of the Queen Mother behind the screen gradually became colder. Li Changshou and Dongmu Gong lowered their heads and almost bowed.

Li Changshou could clearly feel the immortal power surging around the Queen Mother. Apparently, for a moment just now, the Queen Mother wanted to slap the two old gods out of the Yaochi.

"You two are both mute today?"

Duke Dongmu glanced at Li Changshou secretly, and happened to look at each other secretly. The two of them agreed at the same time:

"without."

Snapped!

The Queen Mother threw the jade fan in her hand on the collapse and cursed:

"One of you is an important minister who has been in Heaven since he was first established, and the other is the wisdom spring of Heaven who is deeply trusted by His Majesty and can make good plans!

Why did you become mute and silent when you arrived at Yaochi?

What about the high-spirited and high-spirited aura you usually have?

What about the posture of destroying demons and demons, protecting the road and showing off one's power at the snap of a finger! "

Dongmu Gong and Li Changshou continued to bury their heads deeply and agreed in unison again:

"Why."

"Asshole!"

The Queen Mother scolded angrily, and the screen exploded with a click. Several fairies in the corner of the Nuan Pavilion were so frightened that they bowed their heads and did not dare to breathe.

The Queen Mother, dressed in a phoenix crown and harem, stood up at this moment, the golden light swayed slightly, the phoenix hairpin sang softly, and her beautiful face showed full of majesty.

"Mugong, let me tell you, His Majesty has descended into the mortal world!"

Duke Dongmu trembled all over, bowed to the Queen Mother, bowed his head, and shouted:

"Old minister, I really don't know!"

"Water God!"

The Queen Mother glanced at him, and Li Changshou's pressure doubled.

Then the Queen Mother said coldly: "Did you and Your Majesty plan this matter?"

"Your Majesty," Li Changshou raised his head and glanced at the Queen Mother, he hesitated at the right moment, showed a wry smile at the right moment, and showed a bit of determination at the right moment!

"Little god, I am willing to accept the punishment."

Next to him, Mr. Dongmu... always felt like he was being compared to someone else for no apparent reason.

The anger on the Queen Mother's face immediately subsided, and she sat back on the soft couch with a soft hum, saying: "Since you said you are willing to accept the punishment, what if I grant you permission?

Someone come! "

All the fairies on the side responded in unison: "Yes!"

"Take the Water God to the Heavenly Punishment Hall, with twenty thunder whips!"

"Mother!" Long Ji stepped in front of Li Changshou, "How can the teacher disobey father's order? Mother, please calm down!"

"Your Highness," Li Changshou shouted.

Long Ji turned around and saw Li Changshou cupping his hands as if to say thank you. With a faint smile on his lips, he turned around and walked towards the fairies walking on both sides. Without saying much, he walked forward.

For a moment, all the fairies in Yaochi looked at the back of Li Changshou riding a cloud towards the Heavenly Punishment Palace with strange expressions. They didn't know how to describe this 'old fairy'.

Long Ji's eyes turned red, but the Queen Mother just hummed softly and closed her eyes to rest.

On the contrary, Dongmu Gong had a few question marks on his forehead. He thought about it carefully and quickly reacted...

Isn't the Water God here incarnate? What is the use of thunder whip?

Eh? Why does it feel like there are a lot of calculations in this, like the Queen Mother and the Water God have reached some kind of tacit understanding?

Speaking of which, did His Majesty the Jade Emperor really descend to earth? How come I don’t know this at all…

Alas, it really is like this, what an old god.

…

In the Heavenly Punishment Hall, the four fairies deliberately stayed outside the hall and waited.

In the hall, Li Changshou's paper Taoist stood between two ten-foot-tall stone pillars filled with lightning, and was struck by thunderbolts.

However, the heavenly generals on the side were carefully controlling the intensity of the thunder whip at this moment, trying their best to make Li Changshou feel a slight pain without actually hurting the Lord Water God...

Even after reaching this point, these generals were still quite uneasy.

How dare you chop the water god with these vegetables!

"Water God, what do you think... of this speed?"

"Everyone, please use more force," Li Changshou said sincerely.

Several heavenly generals looked at each other and increased the power of the thunder whip by 30 to 40%, filling the two thunder pillars with blue-white light. However, the actual thunder that hit Li Changshou was 90% less than before...

Li Changshou sighed in his heart, "Okay," and took the initiative to disrupt the immortal power in the paper Taoist's body, making him look seriously injured.

The Queen Mother also knows very well;

In just a few words, his dream of being a "loyal" water god was fulfilled.

The head can be broken, blood can flow, and the hair can be messed up, but you must have a clear understanding of your position, otherwise you will easily make many mistakes if you do too much.

Although the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are Taoist brothers and sisters, they were childhood sweethearts and practiced together. They are also an example of heavenly marriage among the three marriages between heaven, earth and humans.

But working for the Jade Emperor is not just working for the Queen Mother. There are many twists and turns in it.

The news of the Jade Emperor's reincarnation is too big, and it is definitely impossible to hide it;

But Li Changshou must not take the initiative to speak, otherwise it would be a betrayal of the 'Jade Emperor's trust'. If he wants to make meritorious deeds in the future, there will be more layers of resistance.

The safest way to deal with it is like this at this time——

After being severely punished by the Queen Mother, she had to suffer miserably for the Heavenly Court to watch. This directly strengthened the Queen Mother's 'authority' and at the same time, she also found a suitable opportunity to speak out.

In this way, he, the Water God, has gained a reputation. Not only will the Jade Emperor not be blamed after his return to heaven, but he will also most likely receive a wave of rewards. The Queen Mother will also be able to take advantage of the situation and establish her authority and stabilize the foundation of divine power in heaven.

The powerful ministers have basic skills, and all the immortals should not be six.

After the thunder light flashed twenty times in total, Li Changshou knelt down and sat on the ground, with the word 'virtual' written all over his body.

Upon seeing this, several generals rushed over and helped Li Changshou up, speaking with a slight tremor.

"Sir, are you okay?"

"It doesn't matter," Li Changshou sighed slowly, smiled and nodded to a few people, and said warmly, "Thank you to the generals for showing mercy, and please send me out of the palace."

These heavenly generals quickly agreed and carried Li Changshou out of the Heavenly Punishment Hall;

Outside the palace, four fairies used their immortal power to form a 'cloud stretcher', and carried Li Changshou 'swaggering through the heaven' before returning to Yaochi.

Back in the Nuan Pavilion, Li Changshou was lying on a cloud, his whole body was dying, and his white robe was full of scorch marks...

Long Ji almost burst into tears. He knelt down next to Li Changshou, his beautiful eyes full of worry.

Duke Dongmu said hurriedly:

"Empress! To Your Majesty, the Water God is a king and subject, as well as a confidant and friend!

Please be merciful, otherwise Your Majesty will hold you accountable and it will be really hard to explain! "

"Don't worry, Mr. Mu, I have my own sense of discretion."

The Queen Mother's face softened slightly and she said calmly:

"Water God, why are you doing this?

Your Majesty's coming down to earth has shaken the three realms, and it can no longer be concealed.

Since the way of heaven has been revealed, your majesty's move will complement the way of heaven and be of great benefit to yourself. This is a good thing.

I'm just angry with you and your ministers for planning this, but Your Majesty even hid it from me! "

Li Changshou sighed and whispered:

"I make a promise to you, and you must abide by it to the end."

"Good," said the Queen Mother, "Let me ask you, if His Majesty the Jade Emperor is plotted against by others, what will be your crime?"

"Please rest assured, Madam," Li Changshou said, "Your Majesty is just a ray of soul descending to earth. He is practicing in seclusion in the Lingxiao Palace. The things he experiences in this world are just like the most realistic dreams. Your Majesty will not be in the slightest danger."

"oh?"

There was light shining in Queen Mother Phoenix's eyes, and she said softly: "In that case, I will go down and experience the tribulation. What does the Water God think?"

You know it is!

Duke Dongmu said hurriedly: "My queen, you still need to take charge of the overall situation in heaven..."

The Queen Mother snorted softly for a while and said: "Normally, I don't care about any heavenly matters. The life span of a mortal is only a few decades, so it won't delay anything.

The trivial matters in heaven are dealt with by the Water God and Mu Gong after discussion.

If you encounter an emergency, you can come to Yaochi to wake me up. "

Duke Dongmu and Li Changshou tried to persuade her a little more, but the Queen Mother had already made up her mind, so they could only bow their heads and accept the order.

But then, Li Changshou raised a more critical question:

"Empress, are you going to follow His Majesty, or are you going to separate from His Majesty?"

"I want to follow His Majesty."

The Queen Mother also knew the meaning of Li Changshou's words and said seriously:

"Water God, you have a good relationship with Judge Yan Jun of the Underworld of the Underworld, and I have heard about this.

Before His Majesty the Jade Emperor left, he must have made a lot of demands on you, asking you to find the underworld Lord Yama and use the Book of Life and Death to determine your life's destiny. "

Li Changshou lowered his head and said: "The little god dare not hide the truth from the queen, it is true.

But this is not His Majesty's request, but the little god's own decision, fearing that Your Majesty's experience will be too difficult..."

"Change it for him."

Changed, changed?

The Queen Mother said: "Since it is a calamity, how can it be considered a calamity if you don't endure hardship? The purpose of enduring hardship is to temper your Majesty's character.

Don’t worry, Water God, I will bear the consequences of this matter. "

Li Changshou was also shocked by the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother said sternly: "What? Seeing that the Water God is in trouble, is this difficult?"

"Empress, the book of life and death has been decided..."

"You think I don't know what the judge's pen is for?

Not to mention, at this time, His Majesty the Jade Emperor's soul was still in his mother's womb and had not yet been born. How could he not change it? "

Li Changshou had no choice but to change his words: "I still have to ask the Lord of Hell about this matter, so that the little god can report back to the empress."

"No need to ask, I can make the decision in Heaven at this time, and the matter is settled like this."

The Queen Mother continued to order calmly:

"Water God, you need to arrange the reincarnation of my divine soul to be the childhood sweetheart of His Majesty the Jade Emperor. We must continue our marriage to him for the rest of our lives, and we must be committed to each other until the end.

He has gone through thousands of hardships in his mortal life. I was born into wealth, so I took him as my husband regardless of poverty. Then we fell into the middle of nowhere, returned to the mountains and fields, and slept in the same cave.

Oh, since it has gone through tribulations, it should look like it has gone through tribulations. "

Li Changshou and Dongmu Gong looked at each other, and the latter made a small gesture of "please".

Long Ji, who was on the side, had come to his senses at this moment. He looked at Li Changshou lying on the ground, and then at his mother, as if he understood something.

She asked in a low voice: "Mother, child..."

"Practice peacefully," the Queen Mother glanced over. Long Ji's body trembled slightly and he lowered his head and did not dare to say anything.

Li Changshou sighed in his heart, and couldn't help but think of the Jade Emperor's starry eyes and full of expectation when he spoke about this 'wonderful plan';

Suddenly, I was full of sympathy for the Supreme Being of the Three Realms, the biological son of Tiandao, and the ‘General Manager of the Three Realms’...

…

Three days later, the underworld.

Li Changshou and Yan Jun of the Tenth Hall stood in front of the Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk that had been cleared again. They drew a little bright light from the jade box in front of them, and with a flick of their fingers, sent the light into the Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk.

After a while, all kinds of auspiciousness appeared again in the three realms. Dragons and phoenixes sang harmoniously in the sky above Nanfanbuzhou, and golden light shrouded the ten Lords of Hell again. Heaven once again sent down a fortune, but it was less than half of the previous one.

Naturally, there was also a golden light of merit heading towards Xiao Qiong Peak, and Li Changshou urgently activated a large formation to deal with it.

What is the origin of this merit?

Li Changshou calculated with his fingers, his heart full of doubts. This time it had nothing to do with 'completing the way of heaven'.

That's all, it's hard to figure out the secret, and I can't even estimate my strength by myself.

It’s impossible that Mr. Daozu thought this family ethics drama was good and casually awarded the ‘director’ and ‘screenwriter’ some production funds.

In just two or three days, the news of the Jade Emperor's reincarnation and his experience in the mortal world spread like wildfire throughout the world.

The Heavenly Water God was punished by the Queen Mother for this incident and was sent to the Heavenly Punishment Palace to be chopped up. This also became a joke among the Qi Refiners...

On Sanxian Island, deep in the fairy forest, the wooden window of a quiet attic was pushed open, and the beautiful figure stood quietly beside the wooden window for a while.

When the breeze blew through the forest, she disappeared in an instant, leaving only the empty wooden window, turning around and sighing slightly with concern.