My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Yao, yaoshou.

Archmage, are you really not afraid of a fire in the backyard, so you just invited Kong Xuan without even discussing it? !

Just invite him, give him some time to react!

This is good, I used the Tai Chi Diagram to open up the world, built two gates to the void, and rushed to the courtyard of the back hall of the Tanah Lot Temple in one step...

He has just promised the rest of your time to an important undercover officer of the People's Educational Society!

In the back hall of Tanah Lot Temple, Li Changshou was holding the little tabby cat in his left hand.

This cat is covered in fur, its four paws are waving constantly, a pair of cute cat eyes have turned into an inverted triangle shape, and it is meowing non-stop.

This was because Li Changshou reacted quickly. As soon as he emerged from the crack in the universe, he stopped the flying little cat.

At this time, he couldn't say anything in front of Kong Xuan. Li Changshou raised his hand and knocked the little cat on the head twice, and cursed:

"Don't be rude, this is an honored guest from our human teaching!"

The little cat blinked, suddenly became much quieter, and took the initiative to rub Li Changshou's palm.

This sentence not only used the word 'distinguished guest', which gave Kong Xuan a lot of dignity, but also used the word 'werenjiao', which made Taoist Wenjing instantly find a sense of belonging.

It is really an intuitive manifestation of Li Changshou's "quick wit".

Li Changshou breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. As soon as he thought about it, he immediately wanted to control the situation, drive the rhythm of the whole place, and make today's possible 'Senior Brother's Shura Field' invisible!

But the Archmage's increasingly handsome face revealed a gentle smile...

"Wen Jing is here, but what's the important matter?"

"Meow~"

Her Lady Queen responded obediently, while Kong Xuan looked at the kitten curiously and soon frowned slightly.

"Possessed by the Yuan Shen? It seems that the evil Yuan Shen is still there."

"Meow meow!"

【You are the evil one! 】

Li Changshou:...

At this moment, the expression of a certain Heavenly God could be described with the words 'no love in life'.

If the years could go back half a frame, back to when he and the Archmage had just left the Notre Dame Palace, Li Changshou would have told Boss Tu to send the Archmage to guard the border early.

'Wen Jing is here too...'

This is the top secret of our human religion!

The sage teacher wants to use Taoist Wenjing to destroy the twelve-grade golden lotus!

This is related to the fate of Western religions, to the grand plan of turning Hu into a Buddha, and to whether they can isolate the West before Western religions are about to flourish!

The Great Master casually revealed the identity of Taoist Wenjing!

Although Kong Xuan is next to him, and there is Tai Chi Tu suppressing him here, it is difficult for people to spy on him, but...

Really unstable!

Li Changshou naturally knew that the Great Master's temperament was like this, casual and unrestrained;

He has received so many favors from the Archmage. He can only live as long as he does today because of the Archmage's support. He does some cleaning work for the Archmage and extinguishes the fire in the backyard...

It is a matter of course and as it should be.

It was too late to say it, but it was too soon. Li Changshou smiled slightly and said first:

"Let's go inside and talk first. Outside is not the place to talk."

At this time, the Archmage also realized that he had let something slip. He smiled calmly and looked at Kong Xuan.

"What's wrong?" Kong Xuan was a little confused.

"What you saw and heard today must not be spread out," the Archmage said sternly, "This is Chang Geng's core secret place, and this little tabby cat was also Chang Geng's painstaking plan."

Kong Xuan smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm not an impatient person, and I don't want to make friends with others."

The Archmage raised his hand to make a gesture of invitation, and entered together with Kong Xuan. The two looked at each other, which seemed to be a perfect fit.

Behind him, Li Changshou put the little tabby cat on his shoulder, with complicated eyes and a heavy heart.

After thinking about it, he put the kitten on the seat next to the Archmage and said:

"Senior brother, I'm going to cook some side dishes."

Just run away.

At this time, the great master did not know what was about to happen, and he was still happily introducing Kong Xuan to Taoist Wenjing.

Kong Xuan was still polite to Taoist Wenjing at this time, but overall he just ignored him.

On the other hand, Taoist Wenjing has sensed a huge threat and is brewing 'hostility' at this time.

Li Changshou said in his heart to take care, summoned the divine envoy to close the temple, arranged for mortals to deliver tea and snacks, then went straight to the kitchen and started making some of his signature side dishes.

By the way, open a paper Taoist figure hidden in the landscape painting of the saint and take a close look at the situation in the back hall.

quiet……

The scene was quiet for a while, with the Archmage sitting on the main seat, Kong Xuan sitting next to him, and the little cat on the other side of the Archmage.

An undercurrent surged, and the atmosphere gradually became stiff.

"Hmm!"

The Archmage finally found a topic and asked: "Fellow Daoist Kong Xuan, you have been supporting the Shang tribe in the secular world in recent years. How is everything going well?"

"It's going quite well," Kong Xuandao said, "The Shang tribe has great luck, and this tribe will definitely have a co-leader of the Nanzhou human race.

I have to thank Chang Geng for this, for giving me the Phoenix Clan such an opportunity. "

The Archmage smiled and said: "Chang Geng is indeed thorough in his work, but his cultivation days are short, and he is now in the whirlpool of the general trend of the world.

When I am not in Honghuang, I would like to trouble you to take care of him more. "

"Well," Kong Xuan said with a faint smile, "I will protect him, so you don't have to worry."

After saying this, a faint light flashed in Kong Xuan's eyes. He raised his hand and untied his Taoist hoop, letting his long hair fall down.

The archmage beside him blinked, a little confused.

Kong Xuan gathered his long hair behind his back, held it, and tied it into the ponytail that Youqin Xuanya often wore, and asked:

"Brother, what do you see, do I look better like this, or like that just now?"

The Archmage thought about it seriously and said: "I am more outstanding now, but this is just my family's opinion. Fellow Taoists still decide their appearance according to their own preferences."

Li Changshou:...

So straight, Archmage.

Kong Xuan blinked lightly, and a ray of five-color divine light condensed into a hair rope, tying up his long hair.

The slender neck and the cold, holy face do not show off the charm of a woman, but instead have a unique sense...

If we talk about the acquired beings in the world, even those who are so-called ruthless and ruthless, they cannot avoid the word selfish desire.

But Kong Xuan's yin and yang were not separated, and he really retained a "holy nature" that is difficult to find in the world. This is also a major reason why he has such a Taoist realm now.

The Archmage smiled and said, "When did you, fellow Taoist, pay attention to foreign ministers?

I think back to that time, when you and I met in ancient times, the power of your bloodline was out of control and you were devouring living creatures everywhere. I was ordered by my master to suppress you. At that time, you were still a young man in human form.

At that time, you really had no fear of heaven or earth. Even the saints dared to scold you.

You have really matured a lot today, and you have become more responsible as a head of the Feng clan. "

Kong Xuan's face was slightly flushed, and his voice was clear and light, but he couldn't hide his shyness.

He said: "I was young and inexperienced at that time, and I always felt that there was no strong person in the world except my mother. Later I realized that there are mountains outside the mountains and there are people outside the people, so I had to be more restrained."

Li Changshou's eyes lit up, but he found that Kong Xuan's reaction was a bit feminine.

Have you started to determine yin and yang?

The Archmage asked again: "Is Senior Shifeng okay now?"

"After my mother fell into the immortal volcano, only the remaining spiritual thoughts remained." Kong Xuan's face darkened, "In this world, the Phoenix clan is almost extinct. The purpose of my trip is to enlighten the spiritual birds and join my Phoenix clan. .”

Grand Master Xuandu pondered for a few times and said, "Leave this matter to Chang Geng."

Li Changshou curled his lips and shrugged as he was chopping vegetables. He expected that Kong Xuan's next words would be to be grateful to his senior brother.

"Thank you, brother."

Kong Xuan sighed: "You saved me and helped me, but I don't know how to repay you."

The Archmage smiled and waved his hand, "This is just what Chang Geng can do, so there is no need to say thank you."

"Meow~"

The little cat next to him who was possessed by Taoist Wenjing finally couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Archmage Xuandu turned his head and looked over. The little cat immediately sat down on the seat, its two big jewel-like eyes shining with a little light.

"Fellow Taoist, can't you speak at this time?" the Archmage asked warmly.

"Yes... yes," the little cat said, his voice timid and delayed. He couldn't help but cover the corners of his mouth with his cat's paw, "Master, just chat with the guests. I'm here to listen."

The Archmage nodded with a smile, but Kong Xuan couldn't sit still.

guest?

Kong Xuan said calmly: "I see that your body seems to be a blood mosquito, how can you enter the human religion?"

The Archmage was about to explain: "This is actually..."

Taoist Wenjing had already replied: "Unfortunately, I became more beautiful when I transformed. Lord Water God saw that I was pretty, so he thought of letting me join the human religion and serve the great mage from now on."

The Archmage was puzzled.

Yes, that's what happened?

"oh?"

Kong Xuan's face instantly turned cold, his eyes sparkled with divine light, as if he saw Taoist Wenjing transforming into a human form, and he hummed softly:

"If this matter is true, I will seriously talk about Chang Geng.

External appearance is only born from the heart. Taiqing is a rare place in the world where saints inherit the Taoism and practice Taoism. How can we allow a woman who is too charming and unclear to come in and out of Taiqing? Doesn't this ruin Taiqing's reputation? "

"Oh," the little cat's voice was a little hoarse, "and it ruined Taiqing's reputation.

Lord Water God is the second disciple of the Sage, and he is also the first-class resourceful star in heaven and earth. He is also the most trusted immortal god of His Majesty the Jade Emperor in Heaven. He has powerful support among the three religions.

Although you are the talker of the Phoenix Clan, one of the most powerful people in the world, but you have to teach me a lesson. Isn’t that a bit too much? "

Kong Xuan frowned and concentrated, but at this moment he couldn't say Wen Jing.

This is also natural. After all, Kong Xuan could only say three sentences when fighting with others:

‘Five-color divine light!

Brush, brush, brush! ’

Taoist Wenjing was born in a sea of ​​blood, and then joined the Western religion to become a sharp blade in the darkness. What kind of scene have you not seen before?

At this time, the verbal abuse is just the beginning of the skill.

If Kong Xuan was not too strong, Taoist Wenjing would have been able to retaliate even more harshly.

Kong Xuan snorted and said directly: "I am Chang Geng's elder, why can't I teach him a lesson?"

Taoist Wenjing chuckled softly: "But how did I hear that the Water God is the second disciple of the saint, and where are you from?

Didn't you just say that I am just a good friend of the Archmage? "

Kong Xuan frowned, unable to argue for a moment.

In the first round, Taoist Wenjing won.

But the Archmage pondered a few times and said sternly: "Kong Xuansuan is one of my few good friends.

Although he is not a disciple of the Taoist sect, he is the Queen of Shi Feng and is still qualified to teach Chang Geng a lesson. "

When Kong Xuan heard this, he immediately raised his chin and sat up straighter.

The winner was determined very quickly in the second round. Kong Xuan relied on the referee's black whistle to regain a victory!

The little cat showed dissatisfaction, clenching its little fists as if to continue attacking...

In Li Changshou's heart, Master Ta, Brother Chi, and Boss Tu enjoyed watching the show, and they were also discussing which one was more worthy of the Archmage;

If the treasures could be transformed into human form, they would most likely have to move to a small bench, crack some melon seeds, and discuss the qualifications of the Taoist master's wife.

The ordinary god of power in the heaven who was leaning over his spoon chuckled in his heart, and decided to cook a few more... ten more dishes to avoid the whirlpool there.

I would rather fight against the hundreds of Ksitigarbhas in the West than enter the Shura Gate here.

In the back hall, Kong Xuan said, "I don't know when I can go to Tusita Palace to see the saint," which set off the third round of debate.

The Archmage didn't know if he was really indifferent to this matter, or if he didn't think about it at all. Although he was aware of the "tit-for-tat" between Taoist Wenjing and Kong Xuan, he didn't realize the reason.

Therefore, the great master just listened with a smile and did not put out the fire. He just watched it for fun.

After going back and forth, Li Changshou couldn't help but ask Tai Chi Tu in his heart:

"Senior brother, do you really not understand this, or are you doing this on purpose, playing a big game of chess?"

Boss Tu’s spiritual sense was somewhat sarcastic, and he said with a smile:

"There is also a big game of chess. Before the eldest disciple arranged for someone to teach Daocheng, he didn't know how men and women could conceive. He only knew how to cultivate the Tao. He almost assimilated to the Tao several times, but was pulled back by the master."

Li Changshou, who was tasting the hot soup, almost turned his head and spit out the soup.

Boss Tu continues to dump dirty stuff:

"The master asked his eldest disciple to expand the power of the Human Religion, and also told him that he could not accept disciples. He obviously asked him to find a Taoist companion.

The eldest disciple was so powerful that he directly threatened Yuelao and interfered with the marriage of Daocheng from the six families of the Human Religion, which made the master laugh out loud at him.

The eldest disciple has first-class qualifications in other aspects, but this is the only thing... he doesn't understand. "

Master Ta then answered: "It can't be said that he is not enlightened. The eldest disciple is very good at arranging others. When he went to Sanxian Island to send the portrait of the little disciple, it was also an extremely clever plan.

Otherwise, my little apprentice, how would you be today? "

Li Changshou nodded repeatedly.

Thank you, thank you senior brother!

Qiankun Chi said: "Is Nong Bang Yi a good cutter?"

"How to intervene?"

Li Changshou touched his chin and thought for a while. He glanced at Kong Xuan and Taoist Wenjing who were talking to each other in the back hall, and kept thinking in his heart.

Needless to say, Taoist Wenjing admired the Archmage very much. She was the kind of proactive marriage seeker who could get married tonight as long as the Archmage nodded.

However, Taoist Wenjing still has important things to do later, so she can't let her succeed too quickly. This still needs to be suppressed...

If you want to promote the great master's good deeds, you have to make Kong Xuan determine the yin and yang under the premise that Taoist Wenjing can accept it, and let her express her feelings for the senior brother...

At this time, the kitten possessed by Taoist Wenjing jumped to the side of the Archmage and leaned docilely on the Archmage's arm.

Not to be outdone, Kong Xuan moved the chair to the side of the Archmage, touched the armrests, and sat down dignifiedly and calmly.

Archmage:…

"Why hasn't Chang Geng come back yet?"

Li Changshou thought for a while, smiled calmly, and arranged for people to start serving the dishes. His mind moved to Xiao Qiong Peak and turned on the paper Taoist.

As the saying goes, every profession has its own specialization, but everyone has shortcomings.

There happens to be an expert in this matter in my family, so I would just ask him tactfully.

[Original Body] The Paper Taoist flew out from the corner of the bookcase, transformed into the figure of Li Changshou, and walked to the study in the underground secret room.

Ling'e was meditating at this time. There was an incense burner in front of her with three sticks of incense inserted in it, as if she was worshiping a wooden box...

There was an obscure Taoist rhyme wrapped around the wooden box, but Li Changshou felt that it was quite familiar.

The Taoist rhyme of Tongtian Cult Leader?

Li Changshou was suddenly startled and immediately walked forward quickly. Before he entered the study, he heard Ling'e sighing:

"Senior brother, you are back."

"Well," Li Changshou agreed and walked into the study, "I'm just a paper Taoist. I still have some things to deal with in my body. What is this?"

"Hey!"

Ling'e turned her head and looked over, her mouth flattened, her eyes red, and she muttered: "S-Sage, before..."

"What's wrong?"

"Come to give Sister Yunxiao's dowry!"

Ling'e raised her head and pretended to cry, which made Li Changshou feel dizzy.

There is no one else who can teach people the style of teaching.

…

Behind the sea of ​​​​blood, near the Mustard Seed Small Universe that was destroyed by Li Changshou using the Tai Chi diagram, a figure wrapped in a black robe slowly emerged.

Under the cloak, a big white hand came out, created a vortex in the universe, and then flicked a lotus seed wrapped in red and black flames into the vortex.

"Ah."

With a half chuckle, the black shadow quietly disappeared, as if nothing had ever happened, and no trace of him had been left in the universe.