One Punch Man King Engine

"Well, it's dawn, and the sun is drying your butt."

King got up in a daze. At midnight last night, because the monster was wiped out, the hotel staff returned again. It took him a long time to fall asleep. Unexpectedly, when he woke up, it was already noon.

He finished washing, put on his clothes, and was about to go out to Saitama's house.

When he went downstairs, he settled the opening fee of the hotel, and went out to the nearby supermarket, which was a rare visit, and he always wanted to buy some gifts.

There is no special sale in this supermarket called "Everyone Le", so it is estimated that Saitama has never been there.

He is pushing a shopping cart, browsing the products in the supermarket.

"Well, I heard that spinach is good for hair growth. Saitama should like to eat it. I bought a few. Hey, cabbage also has the same effect. Well, no wonder Saitama likes to eat cabbage so much in the manga. That's the way it is. By the way, the previous Chinese medicine practitioner said , Washing hair with ginger has the effect of preventing hair loss, it is prepared for Saitama's future, maybe it will be used someday."

"Hey, hair growth agent? This kind of thing... a few more bottles, Saitama is in the late stage of baldness, and a bottle of hair growth agent will definitely not cure it."

"Oh, my God, how come there are adult magazines in the supermarket? Wow, this girl... this girl... well, take it, Saitama is alone, and needs some books to relieve boredom."

King looked here and there in the supermarket, and in a short while he picked out a lot of "Saitama necessities". When the shopping cart couldn't fit, he pushed the cart to the cashier to check out with satisfaction.

"Sir, please wait a moment."

Ding dong!

The lady cashier in the supermarket scans the QR code for the goods purchased by King.

Since King bought a lot of things, it would take some time to calculate the money. Bored, he looked at the public TV in the supermarket hanging on the wall, which was broadcasting the latest news.

Host: "During this period of time, everyone has seen that the appearance of a large number of mosquitoes annoys us, so what is the reason for the large number of mosquitoes this year? Our program team invited a mosquito expert who has published several books - Ka Fitch experts will answer for you.”

Kafiqi: "Hi everyone, first of all, from the conclusion, according to our investigation, the mosquitoes that appeared this year are new species, so... I don't really understand."

"..."

The host yelled, "Then get out of here." He realized that he was broadcasting news as soon as he finished speaking, coughed twice, and apologized to the audience: "Sorry, I lost my composure, let me take a look at the mosquito group The way forward, when the number of mosquitoes broke out, they were at the junction of City Z and City B, and now they have gradually flocked to the urban area of ​​City Z. It is predicted that in one or two hours, a large number of mosquitoes will enter City Z. I hope all citizens Do a good job of mosquito control."

"I just said that there are a lot of mosquitoes recently. It turns out that there is an outbreak of mosquitoes."

King watched the reports on the news about the recent surge in the number of mosquitoes, and recalled the life of mosquitoes buzzing in his ears at night in the Banggu Ashram, which made him a little nostalgic.

"Ding dong!"

The cashier finally finished the calculation and said politely: "Hello, sir, your products cost 2357 yuan in total." She glanced at the adult magazine, hesitated, and asked softly: "Sir, I think you may...need some tissue."

"Um?"

King, who was taking out the money, was stupefied. After a while, he realized that I wiped it, which makes sense. What if Saitama doesn’t have tissues? Do you use panties? How embarrassing!

"Thank you for reminding."

He hastily added two more "Xie Li Ting" brand paper towels.

The cashier lady blushed slightly and whispered, "You're welcome."

After paying the bill, king was ready to set off with two big bags. At this moment, the news channel on the TV suddenly interrupted a piece of temporary news.

"Everyone, I'm sorry, because the situation is urgent,

We temporarily interrupted the latest news about the mosquito disaster. At present, a large swarm of mosquitoes is rushing towards Z City. All the bitten livestock have been sucked dry of blood and turned into mummies. If you encounter mosquitoes outside, please be sure to do so as soon as possible Refuge..."

King stared blankly at the mummies and livestock broadcast on TV, recalling the memories of watching anime in the past, the corner of his mouth twitched, this shit is... the mosquito girl is attacking.

Thinking of those horrible blood-sucking mosquitoes, he hesitated for a moment, but he didn't step out of the supermarket after all, and his plan to visit Saitama ran aground again. He sighed slightly, "Saitama, Saitama, could it be that our handsome and bald combination is born at odds? Will something good happen?"

He sighed for a moment, then calmed down and recalled the plot about the appearance of the mosquito girl in the anime. Genos appeared... Fighting... Saitama chased and killed the mosquito... Incineration cannon spray... Saitama's whole body is naked... Well, wait one time.

He had a flash of inspiration and seemed to have grasped some kind of indescribable G-spot. Saitama was naked?

He smiled meaningfully, and asked the cashier, "Miss, do you sell video cameras in your supermarket?"

"Yes, three hundred and eight."

Well, three hundred and eighty, it's nothing wrong with cheating people.

...

Xixi!

Saitama still doesn't know that his perfect body is being missed by others, he is carrying his own dead fish-eye elephant water to water his cactus.

Ha Qiu~

For some reason, he suddenly sneezed, and then touched his nose, secretly wondering, since he became bald after exercising, he hasn't been sick again, why did he sneeze today? strangeness.

Buzz!

Before his doubts were answered, a mosquito appeared and dangled in front of him, making an annoying buzzing sound, and finally landed on the back of his hand ready to suck blood.

He stared at the mosquito, quietly raised his other hand, and immediately patted it down.

Snapped!

Buzz!

Mosquito was safe and sound, escaped from Saitama by chance, and swung arrogantly in front of him again.

boom! boom!

Saitama's right hand is catching the mosquito continuously at an extremely fast speed, but the setting of the mosquito seems to be 100% dodge, even if he is invincible, he can't do anything about it.

Buzz!

The mosquito is probably even more proud, actually riding on Saitama's face... Shit!

Snapped!

Saitama aimed at the timing and slapped again, with a slap, the force might be able to instantly kill a dragon-level monster.

Buzz!

Alas, it's a pity that the mosquito has its own protagonist halo, no matter how strong the enemy is, it is as tenacious as a cockroach.

"..."

Saitama's face turned black, the veins on his forehead popped up, he gently put down the dead fish eyes and sprinkled water like water, his sharp eyes fixed on the flying mosquitoes, and he growled in his heart:

"Swatte mosquitoes seriously!"

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

In order to successfully wipe out the mosquitoes, he exerted all his strength, leaving his horrifying afterimages on the balcony.

I don't know how many ghost-level dragon-level monsters who were killed by him crawled out of their graves in anger at this scene. How can Lao Tzu, a majestic and strong man, be inferior to a mosquito? Don't mention it, after making this bowl of Mengpo soup, we will be reborn as mosquitoes in our next life.