One Punch Man King Engine

"Oh yeah, the weirdo was wiped out by the king."

"Great, long live the king."

"Oh, King actually appeared on our street just now, I didn't even have time to take a look, I hate it!"

Wang Feng was lying on his sofa, listening to the faint cheers around him, staring blankly at the second floor with a hole in it, and sighed for a long time: "For your admiration, old man... feel ashamed! "

He sat up, took out his mobile phone and dialed the contact number of the Heroes Association headquarters.

"Toot!"

"Hello, this is the headquarters of the Heroes Association. May I help you?"

Wang Feng said: "I am king..."

"Ah? What did you say?" The customer service lady was obviously taken aback by the title, "You... who do you say you are?"

Wang Feng said helplessly: "I am king, please ask your person in charge to answer."

"Ah? Oh, please... please wait a moment, I... I will notify my boss immediately." The customer service lady stammered excitedly.

...

Headquarters of City A Heroes Association.

The customer service lady excitedly reported to Maria: "Miss Maria, the S-level hero King called and asked to speak to Mr. Xiqi."

Xiqi, the chairman of the disaster prevention and control committee of the Heroes Association, the head of the First Operations Department, and one of the top executives of the association, has great power and is responsible for eliminating and preventing various disasters (monster disasters, natural disasters, etc.).

"Are you sure that the other party is Mr. King?" Maria's face was shocked. There are a total of more than a dozen S-level heroes in the Heroes' Association, scattered in various cities.

King's residence is in M ​​City, and his deterrent power radiates to several major cities around him.

"Report, Miss Maria, after verification, the incoming call is indeed near King's house, and the phone number is indeed King's number. We had a call not long ago. According to our judgment, the target is most likely King himself."

As soon as Maria asked, the staff on the other side had carried out satellite positioning on King's phone and found that it was indeed near King's home.

"Well, I understand. I'll notify Mr. Sic immediately." Maria nodded and directed.

"yes."

A staff member left the war room to inform Sic, who was sleeping.

After a while, Xiqi hurried over and said, "Take King's call." He took his seat.

"Hi, I'm Xiqi, is this Mr. King?"

"Yes, it's me."

"Mr. King, I don't know it's so late, do you have any important matters?" Xiqi was puzzled, but also a little nervous. S-level heroes are powerful, and they usually don't bother the Heroes Association for anything. They can call the Heroes Association for help. is usually a big nuisance.

"Oh, that's right. The street in front of my house is seriously damaged. I hope to pay for the repair of the street." After all, Wang Feng felt a little embarrassed about his destruction of the street, and decided to pay for the repair of the street.

"Street damage? Restoration? Just... that's all?"

Xiqi was taken aback, is it necessary to call the headquarters for such a trivial matter?

Maria was also slightly taken aback. The incident of the tiger-level weirdo in City M had just passed a few hours, so of course she knew what Wang Feng said about the street situation.

"Minister Xiqi, I want to report something to you..." She reported to Xiqi in detail what happened to the tiger-level monster in M ​​City a few hours ago, and finally said: "Mr. The damage to the street was caused by fighting monsters, and I feel guilty, so I have the idea of ​​rebuilding the street with my own money."

"Oh I got it.

"

Xiqi suddenly realized and moved: "Mr. King, you are really a great hero, but your duty is to eliminate weirdos. Street restoration is the work of our association and the government. Time to restore the original appearance..."

What is this guy talking about?

Wang Feng was stunned, he was just donating money to buy peace of mind under guilt, why are you talking about a lot of inexplicable things?

"I know that Mr. King feels very guilty about the aftermath of his battle and destroyed the street. It's just that in the process of fighting the monster, it will inevitably cause damage to the surrounding buildings. No one can avoid it. You don't need to blame yourself, and the public will never blame the protection. You who kept them safe..."

As expected of the leader, Xiqi got out of hand after opening the chat box.

"stop!"

Wang Feng's head was full of black lines, and he said angrily: "You just tell me which account should be deposited into if you donate money?"

Xiqi said solemnly: "Mr. King, our Heroes' Association is determined not to accept your donation. The duty of a hero is to eliminate disasters, and the duty of our association is to do a good job in the aftermath. Now, you have completed your work excellently. Next It is the work of our association, not Mr. King's, to repair the streets..."

Wang Feng made Xiqi angry, "Mr. Xiqi, let me tell you the truth, the streets were not damaged by any weirdo at all, but the result of my own damage."

"Is that so?" Xi Qi was silent for a few seconds, and enlightened: "Mr. King, since the establishment of the Heroes Association, I have been working and commanding the post of the chairman of the disaster prevention committee. The power of the environment will inevitably damage the surrounding buildings and environment. However, for the sake of world peace and the safety of residents, these damages are worth it. No one will blame you, and you don't need to blame yourself..."

"..."

Wang Feng was speechless, he just wanted to make a donation, why is it so difficult? Besides, don't you high-level people want to get more money? What the hell are these rejections? Are you a fake high-level?

He said weakly: "I confess that the destruction of the street was not caused by me and the weirdo. There is no such thing as a tiger-level weirdo. I was the only one from the beginning to the end. I smashed the street with my own hands. Do you understand?"

"Well, I already understand Mr. King's painstaking efforts." Xiqi said seriously: "You are really a respectable hero. In order to donate money to build roads, you lied outright and took the responsibility for the damage to the streets on yourself. Your Spirit……"

"Toot!"

Wang Feng couldn't take it anymore, and hung up the phone directly, paralyzed, donating money is too troublesome.

Inside the Heroes Association headquarters.

Xiqi glanced blankly at the hung up phone, and said with emotion: "Mr. King is really a great hero. Other heroes always take it for granted that they caused damage to the surrounding buildings in the battle to eliminate monsters, so every time They will act recklessly and cause a lot of losses. Let our association wipe our ass afterwards, and many people complain about us. Mr. King only destroyed a corner of the street, so he felt guilty and decided to donate money to build roads. Mr. King really You are the hero role model of our Hero Association, which makes you extremely admired."

"That's right, Mr. King is really amazing!" Maria nodded in agreement, her almond eyes shining with admiration.

However, if Wang Feng knew what Xi Qi and the others were thinking, he would definitely shout silently: This misunderstanding... is so big!