The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Probably since I became a little bit famous, when people mention my name, they will mostly use some prefixes, such as "Damn Roland", "Bastard Roland", "Why don't you die Roland".

It seems that the more familiar people are with me, the more they like to call me by these aliases. Probably, this is the special nickname they use for my feelings.

I can understand that they want to express their friendliness to me by addressing them and to bring them closer to each other. After all, sometimes it is embarrassing to call "Dear Roland" and "Wise Roland" in person, so they use alternative words.

Well, it's just expressing our deep friendship in this special way, and it definitely doesn't really have any opinions on me. For example, the one on my head is a bit emotional, but I'm sure, she's just a face too thin, too shy...

"Well, it's almost there. There is a limit to shyness. I know you are very grateful to me. Don't be embarrassed...It's bleeding again, don't bite! Hey, did you hear that?"

"Crack!", "Crack!"

What do you mean by turning your teeth into saber teeth? Are you planning to cosplay a saber-toothed tiger? Transformation ability is not what you use!

Well, let's ignore the bleeding head and this overly shy(?) young elf, at least I have plenty of other things to do right now.

It's not a lie to let the sad wind take it. In a short time, I still can't leave this world, so I can only let them go back first.

Even with the newly born Pillar of Elements as a converter, the new world still needs a lot of earth elements as the cornerstone, regardless of the quantity and quality of the earth elements. I'm afraid there is nothing comparable to the Earth Elemental Plane. The prompts given to me by the system are also very clear. Let me stay in this plane recently and don't go anywhere.

After Emdi Loken fell, the connection between the planes has been restored, and a certain unscrupulous boss directly threw the responsibility for the interruption of the plane on the head of Emdi Loken who had died , anyway, no one dared to ask him, and it probably ended in nothing.

And when the plane connection was reconnected, I spent a lot of time just responding to inquiries from the main plane.

but. I also breathed a sigh of relief through the feedback. The situation in the Northland is pretty good. Amyra's new crops have been verified by Druids to be effective.

The full-scale planting will begin in the early spring of next month. The reorganization of my knights' legion is also going smoothly, and negotiations on the covenant of the Lan League have also begun. It seems that everything is developing in a positive direction...

Of course, even if everything is going well, there will always be noise.

Let me tell you the truth...it doesn't take much time to get down to business. Most of the time was spent to justify the gossip that was faster than interplanetary communication, and the scandal between Prince Roland and the legendary witch actually had a third version. Judging from the sounds of scratching and tearing the wall over there, a certain Marquis seems to be very angry, so until she calms down, I'll temporarily avoid it... Cough cough, I'd better practice outside for a while Bar.

Under the premise that there is no war in the Northland, most of the other news has little to do with me, but there are still some information that I am very concerned about.

"The Oran Empire's plan to recapture the capital has been frustrated, and the area of ​​the Rain Capital continues to grow. A large number of sea tribes have begun to build defensive fortresses, and ancient sea monsters have also appeared to help out. The waves and sea level are rising day by day. The situation on the human side is not optimistic. .”

Although they were all skirmish battles led by the God of Elements, the results seemed to be very different. Judging from the news here, the situation in the Oran Empire seemed to be very bad.

"Ms. Storm has also advanced? Strong divine power?"

Perhaps the Sea Clan's belief in this patron saint is more pious, or perhaps it is the rewards given by the Chaos side to those who have meritorious deeds. This lady, known for her moodiness, became stronger during the war.

"...It seems that this is the winner. If Rose hadn't been eliminated by Cavens at that time, our situation would have been very bad."

In fact, a horizontal comparison shows that the situations faced by the two battlefields are similar. They are both proxy wars initiated by the true God on the chaotic side. In a sense, she was getting closer and closer to the Seagod position she had always dreamed of.

"Oh, that's really troublesome. It just so happens that my world also needs the power and soul of the ocean. It seems that there will be a chance to deal with it in the future."

After all, there was still a lot of animosity between us at the time, and the system even reminded me not to go near the sea. In fact, this lady has always been known for her narrow-mindedness. It was just that the Northern Lights was being refurbished and moored by the sea, and those nasty sea monsters were in the middle of the storm. The lady's guidance came to the door. Although we won that battle, Liangzi has also settled down.

At that time, I didn't have time to argue with her, but it seems that I can do it now, at least the task of collecting the power and soul of sea gods and sea monsters, most of them can't get around Lady Storm, who has the title of king of sea monsters.

"It's a pity that the Oran Empire has to face the pain. Not only did it not ask for help from the Church of the Gods, but it even declined the initiative of other human kingdoms."

As a rationalist, I really can't understand the practice of putting this kind of face and dignity first, but now that the Oran Empire insists on handling it alone, there is indeed no reason for other countries and the Church of the Gods to intervene.

"What is face? Can it be eaten? ——by Roland."

Shaking my head, I put this boring thing behind me, and the other things that caught my attention a little bit were all gossip like hearsay.

"Congratulations, Roland, because you defeated Emdilokan, you have advanced six places on the natural disaster list, and now you are 27th, and you have entered the top 30 so quickly."

It's completely incomprehensible why Amyla is so envious when she says this. Does she still think that she is not ranked high enough? Is it so good to be a humanoid natural disaster? She will scare Lori when she goes out, but it is a felony... .... It seems that I said something wrong. Bear kids and the like are the most annoying!

"Heloise! ​​How many times have I said, I'm really not a lolicon, you speak in my tone again. It will ruin my reputation. I will just..."

Yes. The one who made the standard tsundere declaration in front of her was the "decoration" on top of her head, but facing my threat, she didn't even look at me, showing her disdain for "what can you do to me?"

But don't say, we are all damaged now, and any cruel tricks really can't be used on her.

"I...I'll let you bark at Carol Square in a school swimsuit with cat ears and a cat tail!"

Hearing this, even Heloise was frightened. It seems that she didn't expect that my lower limit would be so low, and she would come up with such a threat.

"You...you really have wolfish ambitions for me, and you can come up with such a perverted way of playing, and you still don't admit that you are a lolicon!"

Well, it seems that the description is getting darker and darker. This guy was so scared that he turned into a black cat. Seeing this rare scene, I became very playful and really wanted to scratch her again.

"Hmph. You thought I could do nothing to you if you became a black cat, have you forgotten? Beifeng is also on this plane..."

Well, this name possesses infinite magic power, and Heloise instantly transformed back into the form of a young girl, still shaking her head.

"Don't turn me into a cat and lock me up with that super pervert! As long as you don't do this, I will listen to you! That day, that day... woo woo woo!"

It seems that when I just left the underground, I gave Heloise a deep memory, and now I am so scared by a name that I blew myself up. While I have the handle to make her subdue, I have to sigh, It can scare Heloise to such a degree. In a sense, the name Sadwind Arrow has a deterrent far beyond his own strength.

And when I saw Heloise now, I couldn't help but feel a little sigh, the spirit will affect the body, and the body will also affect the spirit. When Heloise regained her life, she was affected by this young woman. Recently, I have become a lot more emotional, and I often do some stupid things.

This is a good thing for her. Although she has been acting stupid a lot lately, at least she is more human. But now, I only hope that her magic skills will not fade with her physical age.

"Okay, then you can help, I'm afraid only you can handle this matter."

I really need Heloise's help, and this can't go wrong, and I have to do my best, making her willing to obediently contribute will cause me to die a lot of brain cells.

At this time, as one of the main battlefields, the surrounding area of ​​the original Throne of Elements has been emptied, and the surrounding area has become a restricted area patrolled by security forces.

They were lying there on their backs, their sleepy snoring was as loud as thunder. As a real natural disaster, no one wanted to see them wake up suddenly.

Obviously, letting them continue to sleep forever is the safest way, but I promised Renee that I would help her find a way to try to use the power of these evil sons of the earth.

"Impossible, let alone whether they can be summoned to the main plane, or the huge price that must be paid for summoning this level of existence, as long as they appear on the main plane, you will have great fun in an instant. "

Heloise vehemently denied this crazy attention to borrowing power from the gods, but I was unmoved. I knew what she said from the beginning, but I had other plans.

"Complete summoning is definitely not allowed, but partial summoning?"

"Partial summoning? What is that, never heard of it, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Being able to make Heloise, who has the reputation of "omniscient", admit that she doesn't know, I'm afraid that the concept of "partial summoning" will not be used in the whole world.

"Summoning is the connection between two individuals. Either the spellcasting fails, or the whole thing passes. What does partial summoning mean? Only half of it passes?"

Every time when new magic knowledge is involved, Heloise is very agitated, and this time is the same, she seems to have forgotten the unpleasantness just now, and asked me enthusiastically.

Facing Heloise's doubts, I nodded directly.

"Yes, partly in the past."

Ignoring the surprise on Heloise's face, I explained my purpose on my own, but as the explanation progressed, Heloise's expression changed from surprise and disbelief to helplessness.

"It's really an interesting plan. You are the best at this crooked way, and I have never seen you so serious when learning magic."

"Isn't it feasible?"

"Although I don't want to admit it, the success rate is indeed very high. Try it. It's thanks to you that you can come up with so many ghost ideas."

I nodded in satisfaction. Since Heloise said so, the success rate is quite satisfactory.

In fact, my plan is very simple, and it doesn't even involve any high-level knowledge. All I need is the simplest plane knowledge.

"First open a small plane link that can only allow its arms and other limbs to pass through, and then let Renee wake up the gods face to face on the main plane. The awakened gods will instinctively attack everything in front of them, and the narrow space channel If they will not be allowed to pass through, the only channel will inevitably become a channel for them to vent their power. Then, the opponent facing the exit of the plane link will naturally be attacked, and then Renee will issue the sleep command, which is equivalent to the end call."

The principle is simple and tricky, but practical is enough. I don't even have the confidence to survive the slap of God.

"I have a good name - 'Look at my Goldfinger!'"

"Golden fingers? I have golden thighs. What does this mean? It's totally out of place."

"...The Tathagata God's Palm, Nine Yin God's Hoof?"

"You directly stated that your naming talent rescue plan was completely laughable, it is not as good as Goldfinger!" (To be continued...)