The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

At this time, it was already noon on the second day of the celebration, and the next day's activities were already scheduled, but I had just woken up.

After playing last night, he was dragged to drink by Xiaohong and Adam. As a result, he made a fuss all night. As a result of being drunk and staying up all night, his head hurts like hell.

But unfortunately, as the planner of the celebration, the documents in the office have accumulated to a mountain, but I still did not escape in the end, and was caught by Eliza.

The parade of floats that is more contemptible than anyone else is over. The winner is the random entry group sent by the Xiluo Empire. Their ensemble of muscular opera and the sound of death directly kills the audience. When they reach the end , the float has become a mountain of moving gravel, and no one can be seen.

"There are so many people who like my singing. Sure enough, art does not distinguish between races and national boundaries. Last time it was really my stage fright that caused my poor performance. Well, let's hold a performance in the square next week."

"Really, really, so enthusiastic! I, I, I am so touched, I have decided that every day I am in Defende, the Omar Fitness Classroom will be open for free. Anyone who wants to learn fitness and square dancing with me, tomorrow morning Hurry up early at six o'clock, let's be at the Peace Day Square."

The news spread that in just one afternoon, housing prices and rents around the square dropped by one-third. It seemed that square dancers and street singers disturbed the people, no matter what happened.

And the complaints I received afterwards piled up into mountains, "Stop that evil banshee howling, ahhh my head", "Ahhhh, my kryptonite dog eyes. I'm blind, I'm all blind" , "Burn dogs and men to death, but true love doesn't burn! This is a perfect match. Tell the truth. Match them together. Don't let them come out to harm other people", "Chop hands, I want Chop your hands!" From the looks of it, it seems that something strange has been mixed in, um, don't get into it.

Although there are a lot of complaints, there are also some interesting returns. "It's so interesting Undead Uncle, he can also fly high (throw it up and then continue, with Omar's arm strength. Flying high for tens of meters is not difficult. , but according to reports, the children’s parents were frightened and paralyzed a lot)”, “All the scales are not in tune, this is the first time I feel ashamed of being an elf, I can ask the undead king not to corrupt the elves Is Yong's reputation?", "It's very interesting, and I hope to hold this kind of event next year. I'm already thinking about next year's float."

Although there are a lot of complaints, it is not all beneficial. At least the high-level undead retains shortcomings and personal emotions, which has a little more human flavor and narrows the distance between the two sides.

And at this time me. But there is no time to deal with these things, and new troubles are already ahead.

"Because of someone's arbitrariness. More than 20 items such as the Death Crown Playground and the Belly King Competition were added at once. Coupled with the crowds that exceeded expectations, the scale of the various activities of the celebration ceremony also far exceeded expectations.

As a result, it was only at noon the next day that our finances ran into a big deficit. "

"The expected overspend is 1.2 million gold coins. If you can't find a solution as soon as possible, I'm afraid you will have to use the construction funds for the city next spring or the salaries of the royal family's employees... I personally suggest that you shorten the celebration program, which is fundamental. The way to solve the problem!"

Ah, what a familiar frown. The look down under the gold-rimmed glasses seems to be able to say, "Enough is enough, don't make new shows, this birthday party is enough to make people irritated. Let's rest rest."

Well, it turns out that Eliza has already said it directly. Although what she said seems to make sense, but

"It's very good, but it's meaningless! Don't think about it! No one can stop my vacation, and this time the schedule has been scheduled until next month!"

Gritting my teeth and insisting on my opinion, I waited for Eliza's fierce rebuttal, but suddenly, the devil girl pushed her glasses, the iceberg thawed, exited the "ghost mother-in-law mode", and actually nodded.

"Okay, then let's find a solution together. At least clarify the recent funding model of the celebration."

"Why are you so talkative all of a sudden? Is there a conspiracy? In other words, I'm not immortal now. Let's forget about exploding toilets and shoe cabinet cutters."

I won't be fooled again. Every time Eliza gets angry, she will suddenly become more harmonious to lower my vigilance, but the more gentle she is, the more deadly her subsequent revenge will be.

Hearing this, Eliza fell silent and looked at me silently for a long time, which made me feel a little hairy before continuing.

"It seems that you can't blame you for some things. I seem to have overdone it. No, since you taught me, it's still your fault. It's all your fault. But this time, don't worry, I I don't have any extra plans, um, not for the time being"

Eliza shook her head. There seemed to be some hesitation.

"I'm sorry, although I don't know what has offended you, it's all my fault! Please let go of those children who are still bullied by you."

Since they didn't directly trouble me, they would definitely come back for revenge in other places. Thinking of my treasures who were still in the clutches of my hands, I immediately and decisively chose to surrender.

"No, it seems that I need to reflect. I finally recalled it now. You used to go out to play pranks by yourself at this time of year, and you would come home alone in the middle of the night, and you would find fault when you came back. So this is how you celebrate your birthday. Is it so lonely to make other people unhappy in exchange for your own short-term happiness? I'm really sorry for being negligent before."

"Ahhh. It's nothing, don't apologize, and don't look at me with such sympathetic eyes, I am not a lonely old man who is rejected by others and has forgotten my birthday! I will not light birthday candles and eat birthday cake alone, Not to mention that everyone forgets my birthday and finds someone to vent their anger on."

Now, it was Eliza's turn to be surprised. This random guess turned out to be true.

"So it's true, it's too childish."

"You lied to me!"

Right now, there is a lot of confusion, and when things calm down, the business is imminent. Lack of money is a big problem...

"Or. Try to go to the Church of the Holy Church to blackmail a little bit. After all, their boss and I are also allies, and they even gave me the title of saint. It shouldn't be difficult to exchange some money."

"Whether you really don't know or you don't know, your reputation has reached a certain level among the clergy. Just find the Church of the Holy Light and say that Roland is here, and more than a dozen priests and paladins will jump out." Beat people. Besides, the story of your refusal of the Holy Church’s title of saint has spread throughout the city. Most people say that you don’t know how to live and die, and you don’t know how to praise, and such a good opportunity was wasted.”

As Eliza spoke, she nodded in satisfaction. Obviously, Eliza herself was one of the majority. If she had the title of Saint, many things would be much more convenient, but it was clear that Roland was still relatively calm most of the time. The brain will overheat immediately when it encounters the Holy Church, and it is difficult to take back the decision once it has been made.

The past is meaningless. Let's move on, so. Eliza said.

"But some people admire your courage and dare to sweep the face of the Holy Church. At this time, you turn your head to find them? Are you going to bow your head and admit your mistake or continue to provoke. If it is the former, we all know your shameless habit Understood, please don’t refresh the lower limit, if it’s the latter, then it’s better to start a war, so you’re not going to cause trouble.”

I opened my mouth, but in the end I didn't say anything. If you can exchange money by bowing your head, it's okay to do it, but according to my understanding of my ability to ridicule, if I come to the door, no matter what I originally planned to do, 99% of it will change. into the latter.

"Your arms deal? Isn't it very successful?"

"The auction is not a short-term event. If you don't succumb to your appetite, how can you sell for a good price. Their spies should be active all over the city now. When they finally find some clues and find nothing, it's time for us to bid. .”

"Are you not afraid that they will really get your technology?"

"That's basically impossible. I asked Best to personally guard the area for technical personnel. All personnel entering and exiting must be approved. Outsiders cannot enter at all. If I want to find the real thing, I can't find it. How can they find it? .”

It's not that I don't want to show the new magic mechanics products in the military parade, but in the last battle, the finished products were basically lost. Those Roland Titans were all destroyed, and the final martyrdom was very dazzling. The train king also exploded, and many people were killed. There are few orcs, and the small airship has not returned. It should be said that it is the product of goblin intervention. It seems to end with an explosion.

"Next time, don't install the self-explosion button. I feel that as long as this thing is designed, it will be used sooner or later. It's like saying before going to the battlefield, 'Although the opponent is very strong, at least I have the certainty of dying together', it is super unlucky. Said The person who uttered this sentence immediately changed from a supporting role to cannon fodder, and most of them could only blow themselves up to death."

The more I speak, the more I feel. It seems that I have touched the truth.

"There is only one truth, I just want to shout this line. Well, let's be serious, let's analyze it from the state of mind. There is a red button in front of you every day, and there is an arrow mark on it to remind you Don't press it, but the more you don't let it press, the more you want to press it, and in the end, even if you don't have a chance, and you can't bear the temptation, do you press it, or press it with both hands, or press it hard with both hands."

"Please don't compare your habitual lowliness with those warriors who sacrificed their lives for righteousness. If those engineers and drivers who are working overtime hear it, they will definitely go on strike collectively. At that time, they will have to raise their salaries to keep people. Trouble Dead. By the way, my salary? I don’t seem to have received a salary from you.”

A good boss should get used to pretending to be stupid about insignificant things, or at least get used to ignoring the complaints and emotions of his subordinates, so I took a sip of tea and looked outside.

"Eliza, the black tea is getting better and better. The weather is really nice today."

"Thank you for the compliment, but that's green tea specially prepared for you, and the weather is not good at all. It's raining and snowing outside. Even if it's perfunctory, please be more sincere."

We know that since we can't solve it now, let's put it down for now.

"Oh oh oh, I remembered. Adam said that he was going to play tennis today. It should be almost time, so we have to leave quickly."

"Is that the murderous tennis match where you already have an appointment with your partner? I heard that your partner is still a beauty who admires you. He also said that measurements are 110, 80, 100, with big buttocks and breasts, tall and tall, far better than me in every aspect The end plate of the next line"

Well, I vaguely knew why I was dragged off the bed in the morning, and the familiar cold light in the eyes obviously indicated that someone was on the verge of going berserk.

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense! How could it be? I'm a good person, how could it be possible who is spreading rumors. That's definitely a bastard who likes to lie."

"Well, bastard, I drank too much yesterday and bragged to me for a long time. I don't remember at all? Roland, you have a lot of good luck."

I opened my mouth, but remembered the description Adam gave me yesterday, how could I let go of such a good opportunity, so the next moment, I stood up abruptly, drank the black tea in one gulp, turned around and ran, even if I must die, You have to play enough books before you die!

"I'm going out, don't wait for me to eat at night."

Seeing that Eliza didn't follow, I breathed a sigh of relief, but Eliza behind me had already shown a sneer.

"Hmph, I really didn't wake up. I drank enough yesterday, and I was so stupid that I dared to believe Adam's words. You can fool each other to death."

And soon, on the newly built special court, I also met that legendary beauty.

"Adam, is this the beauty you mentioned?"

"Of course, look at that face, oval face, small red lips, delicate and picturesque, of course she is a beauty."

"Plentiful buttocks and big breasts, tall and tall?"

"Of course, look at the curves, the protruding back, the muscles, full of elasticity, so perfect that you have no friends. You see, the bulging super chest muscles are the perfect figure only in sculpture."

Well, I almost understand, this time I was tricked by this guy again, Xiao Hong beside me was already bent over laughing, and even Margaret looked at me with a half-smile.

"Go ahead and make it up. Do you admire me?"

"Of course, is there any son who doesn't revere his father? Well, I forgot to tell you it's him and not her."

Yes, the "beautiful" ball partner in front of him is the current monarch of Ciro, but at this moment, he is wearing a ridiculous white skirt and is patting the racket curiously.

He was very happy to see me coming, but then he calmed down.

"Father, I've been looking for an opportunity to talk to you alone. It can't help but be about Xi Luo, and news from the plane of death." (To be continued...)

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