The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

The city of La Calera is the capital of the Earl of Samuel. As a powerful local nobleman, his life has not been very easy recently.

His territory does not have any special products, and all kinds of industries are also in the lower middle. In the eyes of the grand master in the capital, it should be regarded as a typical backcountry. It is a decent territory, and the border trade is relatively prosperous. At least 70% of the income of the Earl's Mansion also depends on the taxes from the border trade.

Due to the political instability in the country since last winter, Lagos merchants who recently chose to come here suddenly dropped sharply. It seems that this year's taxation will be very problematic, and life suddenly becomes very difficult.

But it seems that something has happened recently. Not only is the big businessman Cindy still planning to continue the contract, but even the shining pearl of the capital Heisler, Caroline A. Milan, has chosen to vacation here, which is a great political opportunity.

This Lord Caroline is a delicate daughter of a distant relative of the royal family. She has the royal surname of Milan. Although there is not much connection in the direct line, and she has no right to inherit the throne, her father, Duke Harold, is a big man who even the princes want to give face to. , as a princess, young and beautiful, with a wise name and a distinguished surname, Caroline has many suitors in the country.

Such a character chose to come to his own territory, Earl Samuel was full of joy, but at the same time, he was also beating a drum in his heart, for fear of accidentally offending the other party, so it would be fun, my lord.

So, the Earl invited the best cook and theater troupe in the territory. A grand welcome banquet was held in his mansion. The nobles and squires of the surrounding counties were invited. He also invited the benefactor from the East by the way, and even suffered a little criticism.

In the eyes of the nobles, dealing with merchants may be profitable, but it is definitely not suitable to be put on the table. After all, it is just "the business of inferior people."

And I, as the head of the foreign funder, also happily participated in the banquet.

Um. Just happy to get new information, definitely not happy to be able to eat and drink for free.

Well, I admit that the Bayer-flavored oily and spicy noodle soup is very to my taste, the Chinese New Year apple pie is very fresh and delicious, even the spices on the skewers are also in place, and the Alitong roasted chicken drumsticks are super. The taste, plus the pudding is delicious, and the vintage of the red wine is not low... I have lost all my food rations along the way, and I will never have a chance to meet you anyway, so you can just point it out.

I was drooling, and I swallowed it in one gulp. My country folks have gone to the city, whatever you say. Forget about saving face or something, let’s fill our stomachs first.

Those who were planning to chat after looking at the robes of the grand master, saw how this starving ghost was reincarnated,

I simply gave up, even Cindy shook his head, and gave up the plan to introduce dignitaries, and since no one disturbed me, I was happy to enjoy the rare sumptuous dinner, and I had no choice but to stop until the protagonist of the dinner was present. .

When the princess appeared outside the door, it attracted everyone's attention.

I won’t talk about jewels and jewels. After all, they are still a wealthy family from the capital, and their temperament and facial features are above the passing line. But when everyone politely put down the wine glasses in their hands, in order not to attract too much attention, I He could only follow suit, and reluctantly put down the pudding cake in his mouth.

"Hey, what a big show, looking at the family emblem, is she really a princess?"

I've seen too many beauties, not to mention princesses, princesses are worthless, but the entourage behind her surprised me a lively lich.

Others might not be able to tell the difference between a skeleton mage, a skeleton soldier, and a lich, but to me, the soul fire of a lich is like a lamp in the dark midnight, which is clear at a glance.

"This is Lord Rex, and he is also an imperial envoy traveling the world under the orders of the emperor. He represents the will of His Majesty Oros."

Well, it seems that I accidentally traveled through a fairy tale novel, which uses a lich as a parade minister? Am I crazy, or Oros is crazy.

But the identity of the agent of the emperor's will is so noble, and there is a noble princess who introduced him, coupled with the rumors he has heard before, even if he is not good-looking, the brat knows what choice to make, let alone Don't mention these local nobles who are rolling on the political stage every day.

There were constant applause and cheers, the lord Samuel took the lead in expressing his welcome, the nobles kept flattering, and there were even a few well-known young women courtesans who habitually threw out winks, and then realized that something was wrong , the lich seemed to stare at people with the expression of 'you are kidding me', and quickly lowered his head to eliminate his sense of existence.

As for me, when I heard that the Lich had actually become an envoy representing the royal power, I was so surprised that I almost choked.

I found out afterward that this was part of the plan of the undead emperors. In order to completely eat Bayer, they laid out the plan in units of a hundred years. Now, it has come to the harvest season, and in order to consolidate their "authority", let The great aristocrats of the capital took high-level undead to tour various territories, and establishing authority was one of them.

"Look, even the great nobles in the capital have admitted that the high-ranking undead are the nobles among the nobles. What are you worried about?" Try to eliminate the resistance of human beings to the upper echelon of the undead, and avoid any accidents when the plan is implemented. This is probably theirs. expected.

But this is obviously limited. With the pressure of His Majesty the Emperor, it is still possible to accept some undead nobles, but if it is found that the upper echelon of the kingdom has been ruled by the undead, I am afraid that the country will come to an end. Perhaps, it is also the source of this information. It was rumored that the Church of the Holy Church made up its determination to "eradicate evil".

But I'm afraid the undead are just trying to feel at ease now, as for being exposed later... When the undead emperors have all descended, it doesn't matter if they are exposed.

If the appearance of the "protagonist" is only the first show tonight, then when the princess who just came from the capital whispered in Earl Samuel's ear. And when pointing at Cindy. I vaguely guessed that the god of misfortune had favored me again.

"The pope... Heresy." "At war!" "The enemy country..." "Kang" "Get rich."

Twenty points of legendary perception. It made my five senses surpass the sensitivity of ordinary people, and the mischievous wind sent these words to my ears. In the end, Samuel's expression changed from surprise and disbelief to contemplation and joy, and let me know what to do. chosen.

"Damn it, I'm having so much fun, maybe I should really go to the God of Destiny's temple to worship God."

But at this time. It's too late.

"Come on, take those spies down!"

It seems that Earl Samuel has already figured it out and made a conclusion. In fact, there is no need to hesitate at all. Since the two countries have entered a state of war, in the foreseeable few years, there is no need to expect businessmen to come and go. Then, It's better to eat all the current batch of goods first, which is a real immediate benefit.

The reason for eating the goods? What are you still doing when the two countries are at war? Isn't this a clear spy? I have seized all the goods. If you pay the ransom, you will be released, and if you don’t, you will be detained.

What if the relationship between the two countries eased? Not afraid of easing up, can these foreign businessmen still retaliate? At that time, there will be new fat sheep delivered to the door. If the other party goes on the road, the ransom will be enough, and it is not impossible to continue to cooperate.

And at that moment, it was not only Samuel who figured it all out, Cindy was not a fool either, this kind of plot happened as expected, when the word "spies" came out, he did not hesitate to pull out his sleeve A scroll came out, and it tore open.

The five-ring Arcane Random Dimension Gate was so sudden and fast that even the Lich didn't have time to intercept it. Cindy was already randomly teleported within three kilometers of the surrounding area.

It seems that this is his hole card for escape, and he is always ready to trigger it.

"I'll go, Uncle Cindy, have you forgotten something? Don't bring such a cheating teammate."

Dozens of pairs of eyes stared at me, the protagonist ran away, and I, the supporting role, was automatically upgraded.

"Well, I said that I am not with him, do you believe it?"

"Get that guy up!"

"Well, that's what happened."

"So you brought all the pursuers here without hesitation? Aren't you just cheating your teammates?"

The dead cat who had just hid in a small woods yelled at me, seeing the loss of the souvenirs she had just collected, she was already jumping hairs.

"Isn't it just a lich? It's over if you just kill it. Are you guilty of running like this?"

"...Do you think that if a lich disappears like this, there will be more troubles in the future. Besides, I am only a gold rank now. Do you think it is possible to single out a group of miscellaneous soldiers and legendary liches?"

"Do you dare to touch your conscience and say such a thing? You can't handle a lich?"

The weakest lich is legend, but judging from the mana fluctuations and the strength of the soul fire, Lich Rex is also a legendary legend, and it is a parallel legend that was forcibly raised by external forces.

Although after passing the legend, intelligent undead are generally stronger than human occupations of the same level, but based on my understanding of undead spells, ordinary legendary liches really have no difficulty.

Especially that guy who seems to be outside of undead magic, majoring in ice magic, and even playing big swords in front of Guan Gong. It is not difficult to clean him up, but I have other considerations for not moving him.

Most of our chasing soldiers in front of us are the lord's private soldiers, and most of them are rookies in the black iron rank. If we really want to fight back, it doesn't matter who goes, but I just suppress everyone in the mercenary group. They don't try to scare the snake away, but unfortunately, although I really want to go our separate ways and live in peace, the other party still seems to be unyielding.

There was a tip-off from the local people, and in this environment where everyone is an enemy, the pursuers soon came up again.

"Catch that mage, or the lord will tear us apart."

"Asshole! Is that guy really a mage? How can he run like this?"

"Don't mention it, Ah San was blown away by his staff and stuck in the wall. That guy definitely has ogre bloodlines."

"Hurry up, the lord is very popular this time, if we lose it, none of us will have a good time."

And hearing the discussion behind, Xiaohong, who was already a little irritable, looked at me with a face full of surprise, as if asking what I did.

"I didn't do anything, but since I was incapable of fighting, I took hostages and escaped. Probably the lord felt that he lost face in front of the beautiful princess, so he couldn't hang on."

"...I think your way of hijacking is wrong. First of all, you should use a knife instead of a chicken leg to put on the hostage's neck. Second, you found that you took it wrong, let alone make a mistake. After eating the chicken leg in one bite, take it Holding a chicken bone, shouting at other people's aorta, 'Don't come over, if you come over again, I will stab him to death with a chicken bone.'”

"The earl who was almost poked to death by a chicken bone? I think when the news spreads, he would really rather be poked to death by you."

It's really troublesome to have a magic pet with a similar heart, especially if she seizes the opportunity to tear down the stage for you, do you think I don't want a table knife, who knows that I took the wrong one.

"By the way, not only that, but later he thought the other party was noisy, so he threw pudding... woo woo woo!"

Without hesitation, he stuffed the last chicken leg in stock into the dead cat's mouth, and finally became quiet.

"...If I didn't miscalculate, maybe this is an opportunity. Well, let's go and have a round with the uncles first, and I have to recover my mental damage fee."

"Don't change the subject! We are looking forward to the follow-up! How did you escape with chicken legs?"

"Forget about chicken legs!"

"The pudding?" (to be continued...) ()