The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Boom, boom, boom!"

On the nearest street of Ainro, this kind of roaring sound kept coming and going. Young mages rode mechanical iron horses and drove past, chasing each other, leaving behind a mess and black smoke.

The shiny wheels of stainless steel left wheel marks on the ancient streets, cheering and laughing young people enjoyed the passion of speed, the rampant wind brought up the skirts and cursing of the ladies, and the black smoke billowed Blackened the security guards who heard the news, as for the roar in the back of their heads, there is no license plate in this world for them to copy.

And soon, as the driving skills of the knights continued to improve, new speed legends were constantly being refreshed. Riding roaring iron horses chasing each other in the streets has become the most fashionable entertainment for young mages.

"Speed ​​racing people? Caused traffic accidents in the past year in one week? Does it have anything to do with me? I'm just a legitimate businessman. If someone kills someone with the kitchen knife I bought, are you going to arrest those who sell the kitchen knife?" shop?"

Seeing the indifferent young mage in front of her, Shirley, who was in charge of discipline inspection, was so angry that her veins burst out, but she still had nothing to do.

This is not the first time she has dealt with the "master" in front of her. Within a week, this master came to the security station to collect people nine times. The number and new type of moral floor records.

Especially the half-dragon man has even regarded the prison as his home, reporting on time every day, I don’t know what he did, and made all the prisoners frantically ask the prison guards for help and ask for a change of prison

"Well, I think it's safer here."

When I asked about it, the honest half-dragon man shuddered, as if he had offended many people, but when I checked the file, I found that he was a holy beast king hunter, so he didn't come. Have you successfully offended Epic and even the demigod mage in a week?

As for the others, those who sell fake goods, those who run naked, those who cause bombings, those who fight and make troubles, are constantly causing all kinds of troubles. If it weren't for the guarantee of the master in front of her, she would have put these guys in prison long ago. .

But today, Shirley's patience has reached its limit. Perhaps the character of her subordinates cannot be equated with her own moral character. At least it is true that he is embarrassed and depressed every time he comes to lead others. In the afternoon, he came to collect people again. In addition to making people doubt his sincerity of "absolutely taking care of these bastards", more people doubt whether this group of men is a professional criminal group, or simply to give The Security Bureau and the Disciplinary Inspection Department are looking for trouble.

But for the wave caused by the Garden of Thorns, this is still only one aspect.

New Garden of Thorns, with those lovely elf shop assistants,

It immediately opened up a market among female mages. Even women who are not interested in plant magic enjoy afternoon tea in the forest cafe behind the store all day long. Watching these cute little guys running around can kill time. Throughout the day, of course, there were also male mages, especially some gray-haired old mages, who wanted to sneak in, but most of them couldn't stand the glaring eyes of the female mages, and quickly ran away.

While the female mages and apprentices used this place as a leisure resort, the boys soon got their new toys.

"Iron Horse No. 7" is a new gadget that constantly creates black smoke, noise, and traffic accidents in the streets and alleys in front of you. It is similar to the rocket car of Goblin Engineering, but it only has two wheels (silver hook: additional money is required for training wheels!), and When everyone was still questioning whether such a thing could run, the goblins who were demonstrators had already started racing on the streets.

Originally, the mages only thought that this was another strange and dangerous new gadget of goblins, and they brought snacks to watch the fireworks, but what was surprising was that, except for the traffic accidents caused by driving mistakes, these iron horses did not explode automatically. It doesn't conform to the common sense of goblin engineering at all!

Soon, when a young man with a lot of money couldn't bear the temptation of the novelty, he bought one for research and unwrapped it in public, the entire Tower of Clouds was sensationalized.

"Ultra-small energy pool! It's still so stable! How is it possible?!"

"No, no, it should just be a rechargeable circulating pool water!"

"It doesn't matter what the principle is, as long as it works."

"It seems that the research directions of Master Hesta and Master Diego are wrong. There is no need to generate new energy in a small energy pool, only need to be able to store and recharge."

"Olivia's Magic Box" is indeed an epoch-making invention. The biggest drawback of engineering is not the unstable explosion from the beginning, but the lack of stable and lasting power. If a special powerful biological magic core is used as the power source , not only the cost is too high, but once the power source is exhausted, it will become a pile of scrap iron before a new power source with similar attributes can be obtained.

And when the mass-produced and stable power source is solved, under my design and guidance, the loaded metal mount will naturally emerge as the times require.

It is also expected that the mages can discover the key points so quickly. After all, there are only two truth-level mages competing with each other for the research project of the micro energy pool, but obviously the progress is not much. After all, this technology has been researched from the beginning has a problem.

Energy pools are no strangers to mages. Each mage tower has its own large energy pool as a backup magic power reserve. The principles are different. Some of them can even extract energy from different planes. The super mage is close to the infinite magic power in his own mage tower, and it is still a small amount to say that the power has tripled.

"Don't attack a mage's lair." This is the basic rule of conduct for any adventurer, and those who dare to trample on this principle have basically died.

The reason why mages have been researching ultra-small portable energy pools is also to enhance the combat power of mages when traveling, but they start from the soul, or from natural phenomena, or from alchemy, but obviously, never Engineering, which no one expected to have anything to do with magic, had just come to a conclusion.

According to the technique of a mage, the smallest ability pool is the size of a room. For a long time, even smaller techniques were considered impossible. A powerful energy creature" needs a lot of space.

After all, in a sense, although they are all scholars who pursue the truth, magicians and "scientists" and alchemists have obviously different perspectives on things, and there is no distinction between high and low. After all, the most basic spells of wizards are all It violates the conservation of energy and matter that engineers use as the theoretical basis, and they follow two paths from the beginning to the end. If you insist on comparing, it is completely a chicken and a duck.

According to the principle of large and medium-sized energy pools, mages only consider how to obtain more energy in a small location to make some kind of "perpetual motion machine", but they don't want to just save energy to achieve self-circulation, and continuous charging is enough , and when there is a problem with the research direction, and there is no corresponding theoretical basis, whether the results can be obtained is probably the same as buying a lottery ticket.

When the research that was originally considered impossible to succeed suddenly produced results, and the top researchers among mages pursued their entire lives to be successfully tackled by goblin engineering, and when the finished product was placed in front of everyone, no matter how calm the mage was, he couldn't accept it.

"dismantle!"

"Yes, take him apart!"

However, under the encouragement of enthusiastic onlookers, when the owner of the car was ready to disassemble the research on the spot with great interest, he found a dense seal with a "safety card" seal on it, and he had to enter the specified magic wave Of course, such a trivial matter would not trouble the mage, so, with the help of the magician next to him, this small seal was forcibly broken immediately.

then, no more

"Bang!", "Bang!"

In fact, it’s nothing, mages are very good at all kinds of magic traps. After using magic to crack, a digital keyboard form will pop up. You need to enter a password consisting of 20 numbers within ten seconds. Even if you know the password, you need to be fast. , for mages who are not working hard, obviously this difficulty is a bit too high.

Well, should it be said that the mages are used to the explosions in the research, or that Gold Teeth still have a little conscience, at least the energy pool detonated by this explosion is not very powerful, at least no one is killed.

But in a sense, mages are really local tyrants. When the news spread that the small energy pool was in the "Iron Horse No. 7", all the valuable Iron Horse series were sold out in one afternoon, and then

Explosions were heard all over the city throughout the night, and before dawn, the gates of Thorn Gardens were lined up with "blacks" shopping

Of course, when the top mages intervene, the door locks of the goblins will not be able to stop them for long. It is only a matter of time before such a technology is cracked, but in fact, this technology that was originally intended to be sold is also on the next batch of sales lists. Once it's cracked, it's time for the sky-high price to continue grabbing money.

And soon, in addition to research, these motorcycle iron horses were naturally tried by the mages, and another harvest was discovered.

"So smooth! Much smoother than a horse! And very fast!"

In a sense, long-distance travel is definitely a hard job for mages with low physical fitness. In their eyes, this novel gadget is far more comfortable and flat than horses. If they just enjoy it, it is nothing.

"You can actually sit on it and cast spells!"

A mage requires full concentration to cast spells, and even enters a trance state for a short period of time. If he can't stand on a bumpy horse, it is basically impossible to achieve it. However, the smooth running of these iron horses on the street attracts people's attention. new eyes.

The biggest shortcoming of a mage is undoubtedly his slow and dull body. Once he is close, it is extremely difficult to distance himself. If he can cast spells while moving at high speed, the multiplication of strength will be counted as less.

But even for a combat mage who specializes in combat casting, it is still extremely difficult to master the skills of moving spells, and the moving speed is also extremely slow. If you sit on a carriage and cast spells with wooden wheels and bearings without shock absorption, you The ass is constantly going up and down, and a bump at a critical moment is a fatal magical backlash.

Indeed, there is another kind of mount that can be used to cast spells on it smoothly - giant beasts such as dragons, but it is difficult to obtain

It was once considered impossible to cast spells while moving at high speed, but it seemed that it was not too difficult to cast spells smoothly while sitting on an iron horse and a sidecar. We eat ashes behind our buttocks" is the slogan.

And as if to verify the content of this advertisement, the magic swordsmen from the north rode motorcycles and iron horses on the street, perfectly demonstrating the excellent shock absorption performance of motorcycles and the feasibility of casting spells while moving at high speed.

Only mages know the needs of mages. This seemingly inconspicuous little toy can actually greatly increase the survival rate of mages in the wild.

As a result, Iron Horse No. 7 became a stepping stone to open up the market. Young people quickly learned motorcycle driving skills, and quickly lost useless training wheels. But he spent money to hire a driver, and sat in the sidecar beside him to enjoy the fun of driving.

For a while, "Have you bought it?" and "How many have you bought" became the greetings among the mages, and there seemed to be a long crowd at the entrance of the Thorn Garden.

And this is the beginning. Two days later, the buyers have turned into snatching purchases, and the share of 100 vehicles per day can be snatched up the night before.

But the most important thing is that Garden of Thorns has put out a new advertisement. After one month, all these iron horses can be exchanged for "justice points".

"Justice points? I have heard the previous announcement, and it seems that it is not difficult to get it, but if you can get it in a short time, doesn't that mean that the iron horse will only be sold for a month?"

Then the sales became even hotter. The iron knights who had already bought showed off on the street, which intensified the competition among each other. The evil deed of raising prices, but just selling the sales quota has made a lot of money.

This sales method seems to be really powerful. If there is anything more suitable for promotion than "high quality and low price" and "novel and interesting", it is probably only "limited sales, first come first served" and "limited time sales, then out of print".

On the other hand, the rapid increase in street racing makes the Security Bureau and the Disciplinary Inspection Department represented by Shirley hate it.

And looking at the angry blue-haired girl in front of me, I actually have some headaches. If possible, I don't want to offend the official security department.

It is worth mentioning that the security management unit of the Tower of Clouds is divided into two parts, one is the security bureau for regular security, and the other is the disciplinary inspection force within each magician organization. The reader obviously can't control the mage.

The latter, in the name of the mage organization, investigates and punishes mages who have crossed the line through internal disciplinary inspections. Of course, due to the duplication of duties, the discipline inspection team is very idle when there are no mages who do evil in the organization under its jurisdiction. , so many mages in the discipline inspection department will also work part-time in the security bureau.

And in my eyes, Master Shirley Allan is not only a law enforcement officer of the Security Bureau, but also one of the high-level supervisors of the Discipline Inspection Department of Arcane Blade. He is nicknamed "Iron Maiden" and "Iron Throat". Well, When the word "steel" falls on a lady, it is obviously not a good word. At least the elements of cold face and stubbornness are real, but in a sense, it is a true portrayal of this female mage who is too serious.

Just by constantly leading people recently, I can understand that guy's nagging more and more fiercely. The respect that I originally gained for the status of a magician has disappeared. Every time she looks at me, she always feels like she is Watching people scum, and every time I watch me lead someone away, I'm like the hot-blooded police detective yelling "I will definitely find evidence and send you to prison" to the cunning villain in the old-fashioned movie

Why did I somehow become the villain again? ! Am I really the mocking face and the generator of evil in the teleportation?

While I was still hesitating about how to fool the "Hot Blood Detective" in front of me, the sound of quarrels and explosions came from the warehouse behind me, and new troubles came to me again. r1152

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