The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"...Those sticky slimes strewn all over the place haven't been resolved yet?"

In the Capital of King Bayer, the Dragonrider Grand Duke Hailunte is also known for being rigorous and tough, but he is cold-faced most of the time. In fact, he has a very high reputation in the country, especially when the princes in the country are caught in the middle of fighting each other. When his reputation plummeted, he voluntarily left to resist the undead, which made him extremely famous and prestigious among the younger generation, and there were even many active followers and suitors.

But the current appearance, I'm afraid it really can't be called majestic.

The strong six-pack abs made the maid on the side point and point, but he deliberately kept his face serious as usual, but everyone knew that he was just trying to maintain his majesty, after all, it was made of leaves. The shorts are the only cover. Maintaining dignity under the premise of half a pair of underwear is a joke in itself.

But the others didn't bother to laugh at him anymore. It was good to have leaf shorts, but it was worse for others.

His housekeeper just made two holes in the big porcelain bottle and put it on. Some people put themselves in the wooden barrel and walked on the ground with two feet, just like being thrown out in a gambling city. unlucky.

However, most people found that the most useful and most concealable item was hemp rope. As a result, all kinds of trendy clothes were found. Wrap around your key parts... From another perspective, human imagination is boundless, and some clothes look worse than not wearing them.

Recently, many street artists are looking for inspiration everywhere every day. All kinds of sculptures that want to be mosaic have been taking to the streets. If the slime hadn't started eating paper, maybe there would be all kinds of wonderful paintings. Enrich people's spiritual life.

I'm afraid everyone knows what happened at this time. There is nothing special about the event itself, but the sudden slime disaster swept the entire city, and those sticky soft-bodied creatures suddenly rushed out of the sewers, gutters, and alleys , hit everyone.

If it is an ordinary monster, the defense of the capital is not vegetarian, but it is surprising. But when these soft slimes are surprisingly resistant to physics and magic, they are completely irresistible in front of ordinary people. Fortunately, these slimes are not aggressive. The most dangerous thing is the digestive juice that corrodes the fabric fibers and attaches metals.

First of all, they have strong vitality and completely ignore the chopping of ordinary swords. If you get caught, just wait naked*, and for the strong, it is not difficult to kill them with a sword, but once they are seriously injured, they will explode immediately, and the mucus splatters extremely quickly and has a long range. One point, if it is ordinary clothes, it will be gone. If it is precious armor such as metal armor and enchanted robes, it will deteriorate in the air and turn into brownish yellow sludge. A sickening stench... well, we all know what that conjures up,

In fact, no matter the color or appearance, it is no different from that thing. Someone's malice was not intended to be concealed.

And the most vicious thing is that the stench is difficult to wash off, not to mention the armor and weapons directly stained, even Helen himself, in order to wash off the stench, almost wiped off a layer of skin. The skin is still flushed now.

And even the proud Dragon Race hates this creature extremely. For example, Helente's brother, he just made a high-altitude descent as in the past, trampled to death a dozen times, but the result is that he is still lying on the square outside the window for servants to wash his body, and the water used up is full. It was a stench, and the passing servants all clamped their noses with clips, embarrassing the dragon.

The most disgusting thing about this kind of thing is its excellent reproductive ability. Often, when I see a stuffed slime on the road, it will start to split and then become two.

Originally, the dragon flames and large-scale magic of the dragon clan could still work, but in this city full of citizens, I am afraid that killing the slime will also kill the city.

And if it hadn't been learned from a certain channel that this slime's lifespan is not long, and it will die naturally within a week, and the whole city was notified immediately, I am afraid that the entire capital would have fallen into panic.

Looking at the intelligence letters written on the shells on the table, Helen lamented that a certain person had caused the regression of civilization with his individual ability, and lamented that thanks to the transactions with the southern minorities, the shell coin inventory was actually regenerating.

"...This is really naked revenge. However, it is really that person's usual method."

You subject my people to the insult of being thrown debris and filth? Alright, I'll let all of you in the city enjoy the sourness of streaking and stench. Helent seemed to have seen that man smiling maliciously in the shadows.

"Perhaps, it is also a means to show strength."

In a sense, diplomacy cannot be a game of compromise and exchange of interests. The results of negotiations are often decided before the negotiations, and the results that cannot be obtained in war cannot be obtained at the negotiating table... Let us ignore that refreshed countless The dynasty with the lowest record, their diplomats are just poor mouthpieces in a sense.

But although the final fundamental result is doomed, the weak side will naturally not sit still. The "interesting talk" of Oros playing with the ambassador of the country of mages these days has spread all over the city. Without the grace of that day, he made a bet on the spot.

There are even young boys in the salon every day vividly describing how the embassy of the ambassador was forced to run away by the furious crowd, and there are even some troublemakers who personally took action. In a sense, as a young man who was born in Bayer Ma'am, Shirley's reputation has been discredited while she doesn't like her hometown at all, but she can't come up with a way to deal with it, which is even more incompetent in her position as a diplomatic ambassador.

If this kind of thing continues, I am afraid that the Yunzhong Tower will have to change its ambassador.

This undoubtedly made the nobles stand on the high ground and laugh happily at the big country over the sea again, and relieved the pressure on the Bayer royal family, which was surrounded by enemies. However, in the eyes of Helent, who knew something, this was not a good way.

While making the poor female ambassador a buffoon to please the public. His Majesty the Emperor didn't think much about it, what to do with the little one when the big one came back. As for the big one, it seems that his reputation has never been very good, at least his hatred is world-famous.

At this time, revenge really came, but when laymen were dumbfounded, a military expert like Helent was thinking about the threat and consequences of this disaster if it was really applied to the military.

"Washing the ground with the forbidden curse? Throwing the forbidden curse on your own land? Thanks to them thinking of it."

Worrying? If that person can make slimes spit out only digestive juices that corrode clothes, can't they let them spew deadly venom? It can make the viscous bodily fluid stick to the metal and quickly transform into a stench. Can't it simply corrode the metal and cause a deadly explosion?

At least according to the information obtained from the high-level alchemist, the distribution of this special digestive juice is much more difficult than venom and liquid. Since the other party can definitely make the extremely difficult digestive juice configuration, they can do it naturally A lower difficulty instant kill agent. Letting the digestive juice only act on clothing fibers and paper fibers, but ignoring wood fibers, has become the target of all alchemists in the capital recently.

Even a bit vicious, just add meat to the menu of these slimes, maybe there is no living person in King Bayer now.

Therefore, Helent directly made a plan, adding these two possibilities into it-"If the poisonous slimes, explosive slimes, or even cannibal slimes attacked this time, how should our country deal with it?" .”

He didn't think of anything himself. The proposal was thrown to the military staff and the Royal Mages Association, but both of them came to the same conclusion, which disappointed Helent very much. They don't have any new methods, which are exactly the same as the method to deal with the natural disaster of the undead. Either cut off the source before the event starts, or directly abandon a large area and use the forbidden spell to completely clean the ground.

Undoubtedly, just newcomers. The Lan countryman taught the Bayer people a lesson in his own way, and let the insider know what kind of people are in the top 30 of the natural disaster list.

And being made such a fuss about. The original audience in the palace was naturally postponed. His Majesty the Emperor probably suffered a misfortune. He closed himself in the room from that day on and saw no one. The other royal members of the current Bayer royal family finally stopped their boring secrets. Fighting, after all, not everyone can fight naked/naked at the same time, even the streets are empty, after all, no one wants to come out clean and stink back.

As a result, the city that was still lively and bustling the day before yesterday had turned into a dead city, with slimes wandering around the streets, and when the royal family's announcement that "slimes will automatically perish within a week" was promulgated throughout the city, who would I don't even think about messing with these disgusting things.

Of course, not everyone suffered, at least the envoys in the kingdom of mages did not suffer, and instead had a rather interesting chat.

"What the hell are these slimes? How did you know in advance that they wouldn't dare to come in by sealing all the gaps with wood?"

Everyone looked around, but they all maintained a strange silence, and finally the Storm Eagle exited.

"...I really miss those happy days. The number of our bison faction increased tenfold last time. Unfortunately, this time the slime has an extra stench attribute. Otherwise, we can take the opportunity to preach. Otherwise, we will try to Contact an adult and ask him to revise it."

"I think until you can't find him, at least until Lord Xiaohong calms down..."

In a sense, dragons and cats are the same thing. For example, once they are annoyed, they will pounce, bite, and mow their tails when they see something unpleasant. As long as this thing is pounced, it will explode like a balloon. ...

Xiaohong and Moliel went to the volcano to take a hot spring bath on the same day they arrived in the city. Now their skin is still flushed. I don’t know if it’s because it’s too hot or angry, but since the black-haired woman is not there all day long He muttered "Damn Roland, that bastard..." and looked out of the window from time to time, as if looking for a target for revenge, probably because he was still angry.

But after learning about someone's past amazing deeds, when the dispatcher of the royal family expressed in cryptic words, "We were wrong before, but now we can't stand it, please quickly accept the supernatural powers of the elders", Xue Li let out a sigh , while secretly marveling at the astonishing achievements of that "irresponsible guy" in biology, he was also a little inexplicably happy.

"He actually vented his anger for me... for us. Now that the Bayer people have sincerity, their work can be on the right track. With this strong return, our negotiations will be smoother, or he is not as good as he imagined. Irresponsible."

The words came out, but no one answered, but even Lilith, who had always been very tolerant to Roland, complained from the bottom of her heart.

"It's definitely because you think too much, he is so unreliable, he is more irresponsible than you think, he definitely didn't think so well!"

At this moment, in the Royal Mages Association, a mage in white robe sneezed inexplicably, then shook his head, and continued to play with his chief alchemist on his new potion.

"The x-19 variant has begun to decline, but the activity of the two variants is far superior to the original species. It seems that the slime family has a new species. This time, the target of the erosion is pure gold, which will be melted into it. Hmm , the next step is the 108th delivery experiment, I hope to live for two more days."

"...I suggest that we extend the lifespan of the slime. Last time, my hair-removing slime died naturally before finding a few targets. I didn't collect enough data at all."

Shirley may not have noticed that Olivia, the chief alchemist in the envoy, had disappeared without a sound. At this time, she, who was also wearing the robe of Royal Alchemist of Bayer, was one of the three members of the research team. an important member of

Roland's structure of the undead, the pharmacy of the miraculous alchemist Olivia, and the magic accumulation of the omniscient Heloise, in a sense, this is probably the worst and evil combination in the world.

Even Helent, who was full of confidence, would not have thought that they judged that the underground slime disaster only lasted so long, and Roland didn't care much about throwing the test object that time. It's not that he doesn't have the ability to continue.

And this time, not only did other experts help, but Roland himself was completely addicted to the experiment. How long this disaster will last depends on how long he will get tired of playing.

It soon became known that those stinky slimes had new variants, and I am afraid that new unlucky ones would appear. The so-called wooden protective line might disappear at any time like Roland's integrity.

And even Heloise, who advised him in the past, didn't mean to stop him. After all, every mutation is a part of her now, and it is her new ability. As Roland's strength rises, Heloise's strength gradually increases. Unlocking, the natural disaster of the city-type event - "greed", is showing the world the abilities she should have,

As for diplomacy and negotiations? The three mad mages who fell into a research frenzy still remember this? They are only ecstatic about the millions of experimenters, the realization of a new idea, and the birth of a new branch. (to be continued)

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