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Rong Yuheng wouldn't be so stupid as to think that the "wrist bone" Wen Zezhen said was a martial arts film wristband style-this person is definitely thinking about dirty things again!

He even suspected that it won't be long before he could see the unjustified and peerless new work at the same station.

After ordering Wen Zezhen to put on his shirt and tie, Rong Yuheng satisfactorily took a screenshot and saved it as the background of the chat between the two.

It was getting late, and Wen Zezhen had not taken a shower to clean up, and the two of them were ready to end the call after enjoying their shirts and ties. Wen Zezheng opened his mouth for half a while, becoming more liberating in nature. Seeing that Rong Yuheng wanted to hang up, he leaned forward and made a sound of temptation.

"Just leave it on, you haven't seen my bathroom."

Rong Yuheng gave him a cold look, then ended the video call without hesitation—

Heh, did you play the video to show him the bathroom? Wen Zezheng who knows how to change the concept!

Suppressing the restless owner invisible, Rong Yuheng opened the fan station on a whim. He hasn't visited Douren Station for a while, and he doesn't know what the little crystal looks like?

On the same stand, the "Choose a City" tag is still hot. The list is scrolled from top to bottom. Only among the top ten fans, "non-false" articles account for three of them, and two of them are fan pictures of "Yaotai Seeing the Moon", which are drawn by two people. "Su Yi" paro.

Rong Yuheng's heart was stunned: It's incredible! Who would have imagined that half of the "Choose a City" list are all commissioned by the master!

The "non-false" vest has more than 60,000 fans. As a writer, this kind of traffic can be called the top in the fandom.

Rong Yuheng clicked into her homepage and swiped the words "sleep" or "bed" casually. He couldn't help but "lean" in a low voice, and then quickly backed out.

The writing of Xun Guang was basically written by Wen Zezheng. With the appendix, you can think of whose writing these words come from!

But Yaotai is different, Rong Yuheng gave her full freedom. Since the first manuscript overturned, Rong Yuheng has not allowed Yaotai to send pictures to himself. He just places regular orders every month, and Yaotai sends them directly to the same station—

Anyway, the purpose is to cultivate "small crystals". It doesn't matter if you don't see it, right...?

At this moment, Rong Yuheng poked into Yaotai's homepage with the mentality of testing the results.

The latest short manga on the homepage was posted three days ago, with the Holy Light coding, and the anti-rollover outer chain layered layer by layer, you can see that it is not a serious thing at a glance!

The title of the short comic is called "Phone", Rong Yuheng can't help but frown, instinctively things are not simple...

He carefully stretched out a little finger and poked it into the outer chain like a Russian doll. After breaking through the door of the adult world, Rong Yuheng finally saw the true face of this group of comics—

Separating the two places, video calls, uncontrollable emotions, roller coasters...

His face flushed with a "brush"! The head was buzzing.

Damn it...! What devil's scale is this? And it doesn’t matter if it is comics, the key point is that Wen Zezhen, who was yesterday, really did this, and the shameful memories in his mind were hooked up again!

Rong Yuheng quickly escaped from the adult world and returned to the homepage of Yaotai Jianyue.

Tiao Man's publication date was three days ago, and Rong Yuheng felt his "banging" little chest slowly calmed down. A bold and reasonable guess came into his mind:

Isn't Wen Zexong the inspiration from here?

…

At the end of the two-day transition period, Rong Yuheng resumed his busy business.

STAR-T is preparing to record the second album, and has been practicing dance and singing these days. After the return of Rong Yuheng's filming, the team was finally able to fit together, and the fans all beat the gongs and drums to celebrate.

The team's agent, Li Jiao, accepted the endorsement of instant noodles, and the six flavors corresponded to the six members. The brand appointed Rong Yuheng the instant noodles with the taste of "tomato sirloin". He has the whitest complexion in the team, and his lips are naturally ruddy. The whole person looks good, with a bright face, and a red background that looks beautiful and delicious.

It was two in the afternoon when the group arrived at the studio. The person in charge of the brand business was already waiting there, and when he saw the six men's team members, he quickly greeted the photography team and stylist to prepare.

Rong Yuheng and the others followed into the dressing room, and when a few people finished their makeup, the person in charge couldn't help but brighten up—the six members, each with its own style, didn't even look at it.

The only people who are similar are Zou Yi and Bian Chen, but Zou Yi's temperament is more sunny and straightforward; Bian Chen feels cold, as if he will breathe fragrance in the next second.

…

The first shot was a group photo of the six members of the team, ready to be used as an official announcement picture to hang on Weibo. The photographer adjusted the posture for them, and took a dozen or twenty pictures in a row, and then transferred them to the computer for editing.

When the picture came out, the effect was not bad. The person in charge of the brand owner took a few glances and patted the photographer's shoulder, "Okay, that's it, you guys shoot, I have to leave in the afternoon."

As soon as the person in charge left, only the STAR-T group and the photography team were left in the studio. They took a group photo, and then it was the single person's turn.

As the captain, Shan Qi was the first to shoot, and Rong Yuheng waited quietly while he was shooting.

Shan Qi's temperament is relatively cold and glamorous, with bangs covering half of his eyes, and the corners of his eyes are tilted upward, giving a sharp feeling. But in fact, he is an enthusiastic and warm big brother, who always takes care of the other members of the team. There is a kind of contrast.

The sound of the shutter rang, and Rong Yuheng frowned when he watched it—how did he think the photographer was a little perfunctory?

Several times Shan Qi was pressed the shutter before he adjusted his expression, and the camera angle was also the same. After six or seven shots, he basically didn't change it, and he was totally different from the situation when the person in charge was there just now.

Li Tian on the side also noticed. He hurriedly stepped forward to interrupt the photographer, "Sorry, photography teacher, would you like to take more angles for Shan Qi? Also, he took pictures without adjusting his facial expressions. The effect should not be good. Right."

The photographer glanced at his lens, his tone a little impatient, "Are you photography or me?"

Li Jiao talked to the former in a good voice, but he was forced to come back, and his temper suddenly rose, "You are a professional, of course you listen to you. I won't talk about the angle, but it won't even have the subject. If you adjust your condition, just rush to shoot?"

The photographer gave a sharp "yo".

…Rong Yuheng replaced the Qing dynasty father’s face in a daze—shouldered shoulders and neck looked terrified, yelling, "It's all the fault of the slave~"

The photographer didn’t know what a certain sand sculpture was trying to make up for, so he said to himself,

"Adjusting the status is your artist’s business. I am only in charge of shooting. My professionalism is not in place. I can wait for you for an afternoon? If everyone adjusts the status before letting me shoot, how much time do I have to waste?"

Rong Yuheng couldn't believe his little ears:

No, Sir, Shan Qi's professionalism is not in place? ?

The expressions of other members of the group suddenly became subtle-Shan Qi is the highest level in their team. If he is not professionally qualified, then what are the others?

What's more, anyone with a discerning eye can see that it is the photographer's perfunctory attitude.

Bian Chen couldn't help his temper. He stepped forward two steps before reaching the photographer, "Take a few eggs, what kind of attitude is not clear to me?"

The photographer put the camera up and said, "What's your attitude? There are so many first-line stars I have photographed. What are you guys who have just debuted!"

Bian Chen scolded a **** and grabbed his hand to grab the collar of the former. Rong Yuheng was taken aback. He was the nearest to the two and hurriedly rushed to stop Bian Chen.

Li Diao was also shocked. If the artist does something, it would be a shame! Regardless of whether you take the reason or not, you will definitely be scolded until you issue an apology statement before you give up.

Li Jiao and Rong Yuheng held the restless Bianchen left and right.

"Bian Chen, calm down!"

Shan Qi walked over quickly, surrounded in front of him with the other members of the team, trying to block the photographer's undue beating face with his body to calm Bian Chen's anger.

The photographer didn't know what kind of ghost talent it was. At this time, he still yelled at Bian Chen in the gap of the crowd, "You hit me, dare you hit me! I will let you on the hot search tomorrow!"

Bian Chen was about to bite with anger, and was about to kick him with his long legs. Suddenly he heard a brisk and pleasant sound from under his armpit, "Bian Chen can finally be on the hot search?"

He looked down, facing the beaming Rong Yuheng.

Bian Chen, "..."

In the STAR-T men's group, Rong Yuheng is a frequent visitor to the hot search, and others have basically been-all-round artist Shan Qi, fashion trendy Zou Yi, dazzling dance Huang Jianing, quietly working hard for Tang Ji... Only Bian Chen, obviously a Zuan The sniper, but always can't get on the hot search.

Bian Chen instantly felt a more violent insult from Rong Yuheng's side!

He threw away the insignificant photographer, and instead dragged the man aside with Rong Yuheng's head, inflicting brutality, "Who are you mocking? Huh?"

Rong Yuheng and Bian Chen boxed each other, "Ba Ba is happy for you, and you have natural flow! I really don't know good people!"

The scene changed from a violent confrontation to an elementary school chicken fight, and the unattended photographer fell into a moment of sluggishness outside the crowd.

No, he moaned his lips twice, why did he become like this...?

The two rookies pecked at each other for a long time before the stylist stopped the more intense movements. The stylist wore a pink jacket and kicked on small leather boots, talking softly and yelling,

"Eh! Don't fight anymore! Your clothes are messed up!"

"..." The two men in the boxing shook their bodies at the same time, stopped their hands and turned to the stylist.

The latter walked over, twisting his hips in three or two steps, and patted Rong Yuheng's **** severely as a punitive sign, "Damn!"

"Look, the collar is turned up!"

Rong Yuheng's buttocks were dented and bounced, and his whole body was about to stand up-damn, you don't want to be so cute!

…Eh no, why does he talk like this?

Rong Yuheng hurriedly clutched his **** and drew aside, Tang Ji silently stretched out a hand beside him and came over to tie the collar.

In the silent silence, the photographer just now finally seized the opportunity to show his sense of existence. He yelled twice.

"Don't shoot anymore, right? See you one by one, you don't know how to be humble just after your debut. That's fine, I won't shoot anymore, you find someone to do it yourself!"

After he finished speaking, he sat on the bench at the other end with the camera in his arms, and started playing with his mobile phone with his head down.

Rong Yuheng's expression is quite psychedelic...Since just now, this photographer has been talking about "just debut" and emphasized that he has taken a lot of first-line shots. Does it mean that taking pictures of them is too cheap?

As soon as the photographer left, the lights, props, and costumes were all stunned in place. Isn't this really going to be taken? What do they still need to do.

Zou Yi looked at Li Piao, "Watering brother, what's the matter?" After he said, he added, "Let me say first, I don't want to apologize to that kind of person."

Li Diao glanced at him deeply, "Why don't you usually see you so proactively?" He also knew that he was blocked.

Zou Yi scratched his head shyly, "Wisdom is used to fight evil forces."

Rong Yuheng didn't hold back the cool whistle and floated, "It's no wonder that the devil is one foot taller."

You can't beat your IQ.

"..."

The scene of the elementary school chicken fight almost unfolded again. Fortunately, Shan Qi came over to hold Zou Yi's shoulder and patted him, "Okay, solve the immediate problem first."

That photographer dared to make a show like this, because he was invited by a brand owner. The STAR-T men's group was established not long ago, and there is no network; even if there is, he won’t spend a big price to invite other photographers, and finally the photo It's in my own hands, but I don't have to apologize to myself.

Huang Jianing asked, "Can't you tell the brand owner?"

Li Diao, "I've heard of a similar situation before, but the photographer has a close relationship with the brand owner. In the end, the artist was canceled as an endorsement. If the position of the brand owner is not clear, it is safe to do it."

Shan Qi’s family is a senior in Fanyu, but there is a photographer who he knows. He hesitated and said, “Or I’ll call and ask, but if you want to change people, we have to pay for the price.”

Li Cao said, "I also thought about it, but I don't think it's worth it."

The photographer on the other end was still leaning on the chair with Erlang's legs tilted, and looking at the glued state of Rong Yuheng's side, he took a proud look.

Bian Chen saw it accidentally and almost rolled up his sleeves and rushed up.

Rong Yuheng was pulling his mobile phone with his head down. After two strokes, he suddenly made an "Eh", and with one hand he caught Bian Chen, who was rushing like a wild dog.

He stared at his cell phone with relief, "I seem to have found free labor."

The others turned around, "...Huh???"

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng: Do you want to show off? Take a family portrait first.

Bian Chen: Then kick your mother out.

Huang Jianing: Huh? What are you talking about? ?

Rong Yuheng & Bian Chen: Your mother is outrageous~

Ps. Teacher Wen's personal settings (knock on the copy) look: bored, sorrowful, offensive! The collapse of human design does not exist, and the high-cold male **** at the beginning is fake—【scream】This is called return to human design~