Ultimate Scheming System

"express delivery?"

Xu lacked the system prompt tone, suddenly stunned, followed by a slight flash of eyelids, jumped out of joy!

He immediately called out the system, and a huge package appeared on the interface, which read:

From: Ye Qiu!

Recipient: Xu is missing!

"Mobile phone card! Is it finally here?"

Xu lacked a mouth and suddenly raised a smile, mindfulness, and directly sent the package to the system storage space.

Later, he led the team and went forward to continue his anti-counterfeiting action!

Unlike the previous one, Xu lacked this fake detail to speed up!

On the outskirts of the city, the fourth territory.

"Zhong Yudao friends, this territory is the most rampant, once ransacked a lot of villages, but also sell children!"

boom!

Xu lacks to say nothing, raising his hand is a sneak out, and the territory is extinct!

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The fifth territory.

"Zhong Yudao friends, the monks here are also very abominable, claiming to help the day, doing some things to steal the chickens and dogs, and said that Xu lacks them to call them the help of the day!"

"Hold the grass, copy the dog? It's gone!"

Xu was short of blinking, and his hand was a tether, and the entire manor burst on the spot.

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That night, Xu lacked the power to destroy countless fake bombing gangs!

When it was dawn the next day, when they returned to the Imperial City, the entire Imperial City was already turbulent, and countless people were at a loss.

"I rely!"

"Only one day and one night, so many forces, all of them were removed by Zhong Yi?"

"terrible!"

"Sure enough! The fried gods really can't afford to offend!"

"Halo, who will have nothing to do to offend the squad? It is also that those who are looking for their own death, doing something bad, not running to pretend to be a bomber!"

"Yes! The days of the squad are so sacred, everyone is a genius, what can they pretend to be for the younger generation?"

"Now the real bombing gangs come out and clean up this part of the sham, and the Imperial City will finally be stable!"

"Yes! Thank you for the help!"

Many people have talked about it and clap their hands.

However, in less than half a day, the situation has changed!

"Plug, give me a plug!"

"狠狠的插!"

Xu Wei led the dozens of monks, on the countless barren hills outside the city, pointing to the mountains and rivers, with a variety of slogans, all over the mountains!

"Frying the sky is invincible!"

"Frying the sky to help!"

"Fried Tian Bang Zhong Yi to this tour!"

"Frying the Sky to the Supreme Treasure to visit here!"

"Explosive days, the grass is not born!"

"The fried days appear, only the needles are left!"

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Numerous such slogans, like the barrage, fluttered in the wind on the mountains, forming a landscape and even spreading into the imperial city.

All of a sudden, the people in the Imperial City are dumbfounded.

"What the hell?"

"This... what does this look like!"

"Halo, I didn't expect the fake bombing to go, the real bombing came, and it was still mad!"

"Fart, fake fried days help grass and kill people, but it’s really annoying!"

"That is also, after all, they are a gang of gangsters, not the same as those glamorous goods outside!"

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In the end, the guards in the Imperial City also closed their eyes with one eye, letting the propaganda department of Xu’s lack of space to insert slogans everywhere!

Xu Xuan himself and the two dogs have returned to the Imperial City, just entered a inn to prepare to settle down, and immediately there is a palace guard to come to see, said Mrs. Ya wants to see him!

Xu lacks a smile, and Mrs. Ya is afraid to find him to inquire about the news of "Xu deficiency"!

Immediately, he waved his hand and said to the guard: "I will not enter the palace. You will go back and tell Mrs. Ya, Xu is missing tonight!"

"Yes!" The guards rushed and hurriedly quit!

Subsequently, Xu Xiaocai entered the wing with two dogs.

When the two dogs entered, they immediately occupied the bed, half lying on the top, posing in a enchanting posture, saying: "The **** is tired, the little missing, give the gods some food!"

Snapped!

Xu lacked a hook and threw it. The result was squatting on the two dogs. Only a muffled sound was heard, and the entire hook was completely deformed.

The two dogs snorted, followed by a horse on the bed, and looked awkwardly and screamed: "Hey! This **** is under great damage, it is going to die!"

"Don't pretend, hurry, or let you watch me eat tonight!" Xu suddenly blinked.

He had long known that the two dogs were invincible, and it was hard to hurt anything, but every time he hit it, it was all pretending to be painful.

"What, there is something to eat tonight? What to eat?" When the two dogs heard the food, they immediately lit their eyes and were excited.

"Stew! and braised pork!" Xu lacks a light touch.

"Wow, this is good, this **** respects, right, what is the meat?"

"Dog meat!"

"grass!"

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After a few words with the two dogs, Xu missed the bed and immediately lay down and quickly called out the system interface.

In the storage space, the parcel sent from other planes is lying quietly inside.

"System, open the package!" Xu can not help but speed up the heartbeat, and the mind will move, the package will open.

call out!

In an instant, a few streams of light are drawn across the interface of the system storage space.

“Hey, find a new item ‘Mobile SIM card’!”

“Hey, find two hundred new items ‘variable fake smoke’!”

I rub!

What is fake smoke? What is the special variation?

When Xu missed his eyes wide open, he sat up from the bed and looked at the details of the two items!

[Mobile SIM card]:

The mobile number card from the earth is a smart card that must be installed on the G digital mobile phone!

[variant fake smoke]:

The fake smoke from the earth has been mutated because of the unknown source of pollution when crossing the plane!

Effect: "Fracture fake smoke, mana is boundless!" When the host is forced to smoke, you can get double-loaded rewards BUFF!

Side effects: Smoking is harmful to health. For every 20 cigarettes smoked, it is equivalent to pumping a pack of cigarettes!

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"I rely!"

After reading the introduction, Xu couldn't help but break it!

I dare to love this cigarette is an ordinary fake smoke! It is only through the plane in the way of express delivery that it leads to variability!

"Mom, this autumn autumn wall is a silly goods~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Buying smoke can also buy fake cigarettes, and it is a total of two hundred fake cigarettes. This IQ is difficult to inherit the clothes that I forced the king!" Xu lacks shaking his head, and his hate is not steel!

But to be honest, he is still very happy, because this variant of fake cigarettes is simply invincible, there are double-loaded forced value rewards, which shows that the days back to Earth, really just around the corner!

However, the only thing that excites him at the moment is the phone card!

"System, fast, take my phone and mobile phone card out, right, there is a signal booster!"

Xu lacks the call system, removes everything, and then picks up the SIM card of the mobile phone, plugs it into the phone three times and five times, and sets up four signal boosters.

"Hey..."

With a crisp phone start, the screen lights up.

Xu lacks a familiar feeling of long absence.

The two dogs next to him heard the movement, and immediately curiously came together and smashed their eyes: "The trough, the kid, what is this? Can you eat it? Can it be eaten? ?"

"Eat a fart, this is called a mobile phone!" Xu lacks a good mood at this moment, too lazy to teach two dogs, looking at the phone with a pleasing look, waiting for the boot to complete!

The two dogs have a bright eye and are very excited: "Hand chicken? Is there such a small chicken in the world?"

"No, if you look down on your own knees, you will find it smaller!" Xu smiled, and his eyes fell on the phone screen in his hand.

At this point, it has been fully booted successfully!

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