Uncle-Master, Please Help Us

Chapter 9 Worse than Shit

Ignoring the depression and roar in his heart, the donkey was so frightened that it was about to go crazy, and its front hoof, hind hoof, and tail smashed on the big devil for a full three minutes.

"Dahei, don't get excited, this guy seems to be very weak, he has already been kicked to death by you..." the parrot hurriedly said.

"Ang woo?"

The donkey opened one eye suspiciously.

I saw that the devil who had been so arrogant to eat it just now was lying on the ground with the character "big". There were hoof prints all over his body, and his ribs, hand bones, and leg bones were almost all broken.

"There is still breathing, wait a moment..."

Jumping on the opponent again, Dahei looked cautious: "The donkey crosses the river, the donkey's hooves are big, the donkey's tail roars..."

The parrot and the tortoise looked at each other and covered their eyes.

This guy is like this, when he encounters danger, he goes crazy immediately, and he has to use all kinds of methods. To be honest, he is too cautious!

"Wait a little longer! The wild donkey gallops wildly, the eighteen hooves of the dragon..."

Ten minutes later, Dahei stopped and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fortunately, he is weak, otherwise, we would be in danger..."

The parrot and the old turtle nodded in sympathy: "Monsters pay attention to blood. We are just ordinary animals who have become monsters, and our strength is limited. The weakest cultivator who comes here may not be able to beat it!"

As an animal, there is still self-knowledge.

"???"

The Great Demon King of Bliss who still breathed a sigh of relief felt like dying.

I'm weak?

If he is really weak, can he be chased and killed by the strong in the entire Qianyuan Continent without dying?

Can it be sealed for eight thousand years, and still escape from the hands of hundreds of strong men?

Although the strength has been greatly reduced, as a former master, the combat power is still not weak...

As a result, he was instantly killed on the spot...

I have a sentence mmp I don't know if I should say it or not!

What an ordinary animal, please tell me, what is ordinary?

The big devil with a hoof hammer can't resist, it's called ordinary...

Depressed and wanting to die, I heard the conversation next to me continue to sound.

"I think... this guy didn't come to trouble us!"

"How fresh, you are just a donkey, what do you want to do? Plowing the land or pulling the mill? Don't be self-obsessed! However, it may not be possible to find the owner. On the contrary, I feel that this yard is not clean and haunted."

"Really, I'm afraid of ghosts..."

"Whether it's true or not, Master hasn't started practicing yet, so we should worry more!"

"Hmm! Then... what about this guy?"

"Bury it directly in the garden and use it as flower fertilizer! Also, don't tell the owner, otherwise, he will definitely be scolded, saying that we have soiled his flowers. After all, manure is the best flower fertilizer, and this guy is definitely not as good as it."

"It makes sense..."

The three-headed animal pets discuss.

"..."

The Great Demon King of Bliss is really going crazy.

The majestic devil king, the transcendent figure who suppressed an era, in their eyes, can't compare to feces...

I'm so...

"I'm going to kill you! The donkey cooks on fire, the turtle cooks soup, and the parrot roasts and eats..."

Gritting his teeth, he kept roaring in his heart.

Just as he was getting angry, he felt his body being lifted up. After a short time, he was randomly thrown into a pit and buried in it.

It's really being treated as flower fertilizer... And there are really a lot of big dung around, and it smells so bad...

"Not only will I kill you, but I will also torture you severely, so that you will not be able to survive, and you will not be able to die..."

Roaring inwardly, suddenly, the Great Demon King of Bliss froze.

"How can there be such a strong spiritual energy and the true meaning of the holy essence in these feces?"

Although the surrounding area is stinky, the true meaning and spiritual energy of the Holy Yuan in the feces are very strong, even far exceeding what I saw before. I only took a sip, and immediately felt my whole body was ignited. It seemed that the injuries I received before were nothing. .

"With these, my injuries will recover quickly..."

Trembling with excitement, the Great Demon King of Bliss suddenly felt that being buried in the dung heap was not only punishment, but luck!

No wonder the three-headed guy said that he is not as good as shit, but in terms of Sheng Yuan's true meaning, he really can't compare.

"absorb!"

Don't think about these anymore, the Great Demon King of Bliss opened his mouth wide, quickly absorbing the true meaning of the surrounding saints, and the stench, accompanied by spiritual energy, slowly poured into the acupuncture points of his body.

Sure enough... the true meaning of the Holy Yuan entered the body, the body that had just been kicked, recovered visible to the naked eye, and the foundation of the eight thousand years of suppression was also repaired.

I don't know how long it took and how much shit gas he absorbed, the Great Demon King of Bliss can finally move again, struggling to climb out of the ground, looking at the dark night sky, his eyes are red.

"I want to take back those who owe me, and kill those who have dealt with me! I want the sky to tremble for me, and the earth to be terrified for me! I want the world to know that I am extremely happy The Great Demon King...is back again!"

After making the oath, the Great Demon King clenched his teeth, and was about to find more true meaning of the holy essence and completely recover from his injuries, when he saw a huge dog's tail grass in front of him, whizzing and patted it.

In an instant, the surrounding air was imprisoned, and the space seemed to collapse at any moment. The Bliss Demon King, who had just recovered a little, went dark again, and saw a mountain pressing down again.

Boom!

His head was punched into his chest, and he lay straight on the ground again. In a daze, he heard the slightly angry voice of the dog's tail grass.

"Stop beeping, you disturbed the master's sleep, I ate you!"

Tears flowed out again, consciousness spread, and the Great Demon King of Bliss vaguely saw countless flowers, poking his head from all around, each of them was like a pillar of the sky, with an extremely powerful aura, it seemed that as long as he dared to talk nonsense, he would swallow it directly, Although, this flower fertilizer does not look delicious...

"What the hell is this place?"

His eyes went dark, and the Great Demon King of Bliss passed out again.

I want to go back to Biluohai, I want to be suppressed again, I won't play anymore...

...

Zhenxianzong, in the martial arts hall, the right hand clenched the long sword, Liu Yiyi remained motionless.

It has been five hours since I came back from Yinxianju and stood like this.

"Swordsmanship is about accuracy and speed!"

"Consider the mind, the heart has something to think about, the mind has something to do, the mind and the mind are combined..."

The senior's words kept spinning in his mind, but his own mind was completely muddled, without any thoughts.

"No, this senior, he mentioned 'bird' a few times, and specifically mentioned wings..."

With a heartbeat, the other party's words came to mind.

"Will you deliberately use the bird as a metaphor, meaning that the swordsmanship becomes an instinct like waving wings, and you don't need to think about it every time you use it, so that you can achieve the true combination of mind..."

"Turning the sword into a part of the body, an extension of the spirit..."

An enlightenment appeared in her mind, Liu Yiyi's whole body shook, and the long sword in her hand shook slightly, making a soft cry like a dragon's chant.

call!

A ball of sword flowers danced, and there was a violent wind sound all around.

Thirty-six forms of Zhenxian!

This is the swordsmanship practiced by every Zhenxian sect disciple. Each move is more difficult than the last. In the end, not only the true energy is required, but also the essence, energy, and spirit are indispensable.

As long as the disciples of the Gathering Realm can perform the twelve moves, they can be ranked in the top of the same level, and even Da Yanzhou can be considered the pride of heaven.

Liu Yiyi has been a beginner for three years, limited by her strength and talent, she can only perform three moves smoothly, but she can't hold on to the fourth move.

At this moment, the heart has a feeling, the heart is aware of it, and the swordsmanship is running without any sense of disobedience.

The first form, Baiyuncanggou.

The second type is to cross the river.

The third form is flying stars chasing the sea.

The swordsmanship that could only be performed with great pains before, can now be performed with ease. Not only is it smoother, but it also seems to be quite powerful.

"Fourth Form..."

Before, every time he used this trick, he would be injured, but this time he had to complete it no matter what.

The long sword did not stop at all, along a special trajectory, it changed, and the next moment it pointed upwards obliquely, like shooting an arrow with a bow.

The fourth form, soaring into the sky, is completed!

Trembling with excitement, Liu Yiyi pulled down the long sword, and the strength of her whole body trembled along the blade, turning into a circle in front of her, like the sun about to set.

The fifth form, Changhong Sunset!

hum!

When this move was performed, the strength of the whole body continued to the limit, and there was a crisp sound in the lower abdomen, and countless spiritual energy swarmed in, imprisoned in the cultivation base of the third level of gathering breath, breaking the shackles, climbing rapidly, like a flood that broke the embankment, pouring down.

Gathering fourfold...

Gather interest five times!

In just two hours, two full levels have been crossed!

"this……"

When she came back to her senses, she felt the comprehension of swordsmanship in her mind and the change of true energy in her dantian, Liu Yiyi kept trembling with excitement.

After practicing for more than two years, he still couldn't break through the fourth form. After listening to a few words from the senior, not only did he hit the fifth form, but... he even had a breakthrough in his cultivation!

Before I changed it, I didn't even dare to think about it in my dreams!

For the first time... I feel that cultivation is so easy, so simple!

"If you can worship him as your teacher..."

After the excitement, an idea popped up.

Just by asking like this, even if you can make progress, how far can you go?

The best way is to worship that senior as a teacher... Once successful, revenge will no longer be a luxury.

Knowing that some things, the longer they drag on, the more accidents will happen, without much hesitation, Liu Yiyi walked out.

Even if you can't get up while kneeling in front of the door, you must succeed in apprenticeship!

Moving forward quickly, before leaving the martial arts hall, a yin and yang laughter sounded.

"Isn't this Liu Yi? Why, you lost to me yesterday, learned from the pain, and practiced all night? With your talent, let alone one night, even if you practice for three years, it is almost impossible to beat me!"

Frowning, Liu Yiyi raised her head, and immediately saw a young man in white appeared not far away, with the corners of her mouth raised, with an indifferent smile.

It was yesterday that she had a sparring session and was better than her fellow apprentice, Zhou Yuan!

(Yesterday I had dinner with Elbow, Milk Rider, Selling Newspaper, Eagle, Flying Fish, and Qi Peijia, and then I made a small request to cut them off, and then I was abused. It was miserable. I just woke up. Here, I sincerely advise everyone, it’s okay Don’t pretend. Ask for a recommendation ticket to comfort.)

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