Ace of the Dragon Division

Chapter 317: Cuisine of Darkness – Worst Sh!t Ever (Part one)

Bei Shan and Xu Cheng went to the dining room, and upon seeing the four dishes and one soup on the table, they immediately felt the urge to dig in.

“Woah, my sis-in-law’s cooking looks good! Then, I will just dig in now,” Bei Shan swallowed his spittle and said.

Xu Cheng was also surprised, did Lin Chuxue really learn how to cook?

After they sat down, Lin Chuxue looked pretty happy, as if she did something incredible. She said, “You guys must eat a lot. Speaking of this, you two are the first ones to eat my cooking. Don’t be restrained, just dig in.”

First ones to eat her cooking?

Bei Shan and Xu Cheng’s bodies trembled.

Bei Shan already picked up his chopsticks so it was obviously too late for him to back out. Xu Cheng glared at him, his look saying, “Eat first!”

Bei Shan swallowed his spittle again, and he took a look at the “spicy braised beef”. Judging by the color and texture, it seemed edible at least, so he picked up a piece, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed.

Puff!

On the spot, he felt so much spice blowing directly out from his nostrils and ears that he was close to suffocating. Tears were circling in his eyes.

Lin Chuxue asked with concern, “Big Brother Bei Shan, are you okay? How does it taste?”

“I’m fine!” Bei Shan coughed as tears came out from his eyes from the spiciness, and he patted himself on the chest and said, “I’m just touched, too touched. This taste-!”

He originally wanted to say: “Really kills!”

But seeing how Lin Chuxue was looking at him with that pretty face and anticipating eyes, he gritted his teeth and said, “This taste reminds me of my childhood and the food my mom would make me. I’m just so touched by the memory, these are tears of joy.”

Inside his heart, he mumbled, I’m sorry, Mom.

“Oh really? Then I have to try it too. This is the first time my wife made me a meal, I can’t just let you eat it all.” Xu Cheng thought Bei Shan was really actually touched by how tasty it was, so he immediately picked up a piece even bigger than Bei Shan’s and stuffed it into his mouth. But, at the instant of contact, that spicy taste directly broke through his line of defense.

Xu Cheng directly breathed out a strong gust through his nostrils as his eyes squinted into two lines. His whole face looked as if he was in pain.

“What happened?” Lin Chuxue immediately asked with concern.

Xu Cheng’s “Just-let-me-die” face immediately turned into a face of joy, as if a drug addict just snorted some crack and was on cloud nine. He exclaimed, “Too good!”

“Really?!” Lin Chuxue chuckled. “I just followed the cookbook, and it said that the key to making this dish successful is the spiciness. I thought the red hot pepper in your refrigerator left by Ran Jing might’ve not been enough, so I added some wasabi as well.”

Bei Shan: Please kill me!

Xu Cheng immediately opened his eyes, and tears began streaming down nonstop. “If it doesn’t taste good, how can I be crying? It’s just too tasty. Really. It’s so good that I’m even scared, scared that I would never eat such tasty food again in my life.”

Lin Chuxue put her hand on his and chuckled. “Don’t worry, I can make it for you every day. If you are scared that other people might fight over it with you, I will only make it for you in the future.”

Xu Cheng’s pupils enlarged, and tears began streaming down like a nonstop waterfall.

Lin Chuxue happily said, “Don’t feel touched anymore, hurry up and try the other dishes.”

Xu Cheng was quite speechless.

Chapter 317: Cuisine of Darkness – Worst Sh!t Ever (Part two)

He wiped the tears with napkin and elbowed Bei Shan’s elbow. “Why are you being so polite? You are the guest, quick, have some more.”

Bei Shan looked at him, a bit helpless. That look seem to be saying: Can I not? I want to go now, can you just pretend that I’ve never came? I can just go and find a street vendor and take care of myself.

Xu Cheng replied with a threatening look: Didn’t you insist on joining me for a meal? Come on, have some more.

Bei Shan: Bro, I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have been rude and barged in on your candlelight romantic cuisine of darkness.

Xu Cheng: Less talk, hurry up and eat!

“Oh right, Big Brother Bei Shan, I heard you were hungry and that’s why I made so many dishes. Hurry, just treat yourself like you are at home,” Lin Chuxue said as she put a piece of bacon in his bowl.

Bei Shan: “Little Sis-in-Law, this is your first meal prepared for Xu Cheng, how can you put food in my bowl first? You should give this to your husband.”

Lin Chuxue: “It’s fine, Xu Cheng’s not going to get jealous anyways, you are our guest.”

Xu Cheng: “Yeah, Big Brother Bei Shan, hurry. Try my wife’s cooking.”

Lin Chuxue had an anticipating look towards Bei Shan, and Bei Shan really wanted to cry. At last, he picked up the bacon, and he put it into his mouth, prepared for the worst.

At the next instant, his face completely changed, and his eyes narrowed. His whole face began wrinkling like an orange peel.

Lin Chuxue put a piece of bacon into Xu Cheng’s bowl as she saw it, and she asked, “Big Brother Bei Shan, what’s wrong?”

Xu Cheng: “No worries, he’s probably thinking about his mom again.” Then, he pretended to pick up the bacon but he quickly put it back into the bowl while Lin Chuxue looked away. He was so quick that no one noticed.

At this moment, Bei Shan really wanted to kill himself to stop the salty explosions in his mouth.

Xu Cheng curiously asked, “Chuxue, is this bacon homemade?”

Lin Chuxue: “Yeah, I salted it and everything.”

Xu Cheng didn’t know whether he should laugh or cry. She probably didn’t know that bacon was already salted and rubbed salt all over it again before frying it.

Bei Shan was salted for a whole minute before his taste buds and consciousness slowly recovered. When he opened his eyes again, he took a deep breath and said, “Holy f@ck this dish-”

Before he could finish, he could already see Xu Cheng’s threatening look, and Lin Chuxue was also a bit startled by his sudden reaction.

Bei Shan: “-is too f@cking good! Sorry, Little Sis-in-Law, I’m a soldier, so I might be a bit vulgar with my language and I don’t know how to exactly describe this, but this taste! It’s definitely unique! Really, you should let Xu Cheng try it, I can promise that he will spend another 3 billion to marry you.”

Lin Chuxue smiled and looked towards Xu Cheng: “He’s lucky to be able to marry me with just 3.3 billion.”
Bei Shan really had a feeling of being in hell. Originally, he was just hungry, but now with those two dishes, he felt that all of his holes upstairs were cleared, with just the one downstairs not. His tongue was already going unconscious. He just wanted a decent and edible meal…

Alright, I’m just gonna eat the f@cking rice, alright? 

He thought as he picked up his bowl and said, “These dishes just taste too good, even the rice smells really nice, I really-”

Gabeng.

Bei Shan looked at Xu Cheng, almost crying, like a little woman who had been wronged.

Xu Cheng turned to his own bowl of rice and didn’t want to meet his eyes. He knew that crisp sound was because Bei Shan bit a small stone when eating rice. Lin Chuxue probably didn’t wash the rice.