Everywhere in Jianghu is Wonderful

Since Guli Khan thought highly of the ghost monkey, even the tent was close to his own. When he heard a guard say that Menada had entered the tent of the ghost monkey, he felt a little surprised, so he followed him to see what was going on, but as soon as he entered, he saw that the two seemed to be fighting, so he frowned and said, “What happened?”

“King.” Menada took him by the arm, “I want to ask the ghost master to see my hitchhiker.”

“Nonsense.” Guli Khan reprimanded, “The ghost master has worked so hard for the war ahead that he has no time to worry about your hitchhiker.”

“I like this man.” Menada usually is also proud of the habit, and does not relent, “only need the ghost master to see, not spend a tea time, what can not?”

“It’s not a question of whether there’s time or not.” Guli Khan patiently said, “What kind of person should do that thing, let the ghost master give you to see a male pet, what is the decency of the word.”

“He is not like other male pets.” Menada was adamant, “The rest of them you can cut down and kill, but this one I want to keep!”

“What kind of person is it that has just arrived for a few days and has charmed you like this.” Guli Khan has a headache.

“I’ll take you to see him?” Menada said, “But first, let’s say that after we meet, you have to help me heal him.”

“No, no, no, go back first.” Guli Khan waved his hand, “I still have a business to discuss with the ghost master.”

“What about the matter of seeing the patient?” Menada did not stop.

“I’ll talk about it after I finish my business if there’s still time.” Guli Khan perfunctorily, “Go ahead.”

“You said it.” Menada took it as a promise, “Then I’ll send someone to fetch the ghost master after a while.”

Guli Khan sighed in his heart, after watching her out of the tent door, turned to the ghost monkey and said, “This sister of mine used to be brutal since she was a child, the ghost master forgive me.”

“On the battlefield, women are only bad for men.” The ghost monkey said coldly, “If the princess continues to fool around like this, the Khan had better put her under house arrest.”

“That’s easy to say.” Guli Khan shook his head, “If her mother hadn’t sent someone to help me, I wouldn’t be here today. Now that my aunt has just died and I am placing her daughter under house arrest if word of this gets out, it will certainly be described as being ungrateful and ingratitude, which will do us more harm than good.”

“At least the behaviour should be more restrained.” The ghost monkey brushed his sleeve, “At such an extraordinary time, but also in the tent to keep a dozen men, in the eyes of the Han people is simply a big joke!”

“Why should the princess of Mo Bei be judged by the standards of Han Chinese behaviour?” Guli Khan originally wanted to calm things down, but was a bit dissatisfied with this statement, “Not to mention a dozen Han men, even if hundreds of them, it is not a big deal to my Mo Bei!”

The ghost monkey knew that he had lost his tongue, so he changed the subject, “How does the khan plan to attack the city next?”

“I plan to attack by fire.” Guli Khan said, “If it is dry and windy today, using kerosene bombs can get twice the result with half the effort.”

Ghost Monkey frowned, “We have discussed this plan before, but the walls of the Chu army are so tall and made of brick and stone, so fire oil bombs may not be effective.”

“So I have already sent several hundred round logs from the north.” Guli Khan said, “The craftsmen are making them according to the drawings, and they will be able to throw fire oil bullets directly into the walls.

“King.” While the two of them were talking, Menada came in again in a hurry.

“What’s wrong again?” Gulikhan asked.

“That man is vomiting blood.” Menada’s eyes were anxious, “If we don’t see the master, I’m afraid he will die.”

Guli Khan looked at the ghost monkey, “The matter will have to wait for the ghost master to be free.” Although he didn’t explicitly promise, he didn’t mean to refuse much either.

“I will go and see.” The ghost monkey compromised. There is a saying Guli Khan is right, at this time, the less chaos the better. To Menada’s brutal character, if this ride died, afraid that it will be another half day of trouble, one more thing is better than one less thing, also as a return of his own just said the wrong thing.

“Thank you.” Guli Khan’s face is softened a lot.

Menada’s heart is very happy, pulling the ghost monkey will run to their camp tent.

“Sir.” Shen Qian Ling is by the bedside with red eyes, obviously crying very hard just now.

Qin Shao Yu is still lying flat on the bed, his face is very weak.

After a long morning, it is now lunchtime. The hot rice is on the table in the corner, and the aroma is wafting around. Shen Xiao Shou’s stomach began to rumble, acting this kind of thing is really particularly physical, but also bad to eat, really very very tormented!

“What’s wrong?” The ghost master was brought into the tent by Menada.

“Still the same, coughing blood all the time.” Shen Qian Ling’s voice had a bit of a crying tone in it.

Qin Shao Yu scanned the ghost monkey and saw that he was born with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, does not look like the people of the Mo Bei, but had some southern barbarian appearance.

“This is my Mo Bei ghost master.” Menada introduced him, “He is a famous sorcerer and will be able to cure Gao Gongzi’s illness.”

“Really?” Shen Qian Ling’s eyes were shocked and he rushed to give way to the bedside.

“Naturally, it’s true.” Manada advised Qin Shao Yu, “You just take good care of your health, the king has promised me that he will personally register you as my eighteenth lover in the future.”

Qin Shao Yu’s face is still pale, but his features are rare ice melting, and he smiled faintly at her. Shen Qian Ling immediately hearts an alarm, jealousy overturned that! It is obvious enough to pretend to be cold, why you want to suddenly smile is very annoying, but also smile like a weak lily, simply is the rain with dew I see pity! What if Menada can’t resist jumping over, you are my man!

“What does the ghost master think?” Menada was also laughing at him, so she urged the ghost monkey.

The ghost monkey opened Qin Shao Yu’s eyelids and looked at them, then said, “Nothing serious, drink a few bowls of medicine, and in a few days you will be able to marry him.”

“Really?” Menada was surprised.

“It’s better to delay such a thing as marriage.” Shen Qian Ling muttered, “My sir is obviously very sick and cannot be tired.”

“Huh?” Ghost Monkey stared at him with a grim look on his face, “Are you doubting me?”

“Naturally not.” Shen Qian Ling hurriedly shook his head, “How could I dare.”

“Hmph.” The ghost monkey flicked his sleeve and stood up, calling outside the tent, “Xiaoshan.”

“Master.” A young man stomped in, “You want me.”

“I’ll prescribe a pair of medicine, you should decoct it daily and send it to this gentleman.” The ghost monkey said, “Remember not to miss the princess’ wedding.”

Your sister! Shen Xiao Shou was sticking his finger in his heart! He can only be happy with me!

“Yes.” The young man hurriedly ground the ink, the ghost monkey casually picked up the brush and wrote a recipe, dropped the brush, and asked, “Does the princess have other things?”

“No.” Menada couldn’t help herself, “Thank you, Master Ghost.”

“You are very kind, Princess.” The ghost monkey’s face was expressionless, “If there’s nothing else, I’ll take my leave.”

“I’ll see you off, Master Ghost.” Menada naturally knew that he was not happy, but after all, he was willing to help, so he had to give him some face.

The two of them left the tent together, leaving the young man standing at the table, puffing out his cheeks and blowing on the prescription, trying to make the ink dry quickly.

Shen Qian Ling crouched close to look and saw that the prescription written in a dragonfly, basically do not know a word, so in his heart lamented that doctors are a system of training out, regardless of the ancient and modern writing a professional level of ghost painting talisman.

“Don’t worry, I can send the medicine over right away.” Seeing Shen Qian Ling looking to the side, the teenager only thinks he is anxious, so he spoke out for comfort.

Hearing him speak with a fluent accent, Shen Qian Ling was a little surprised, “You’re not from the West?”

“Yes.” The young man smiled, “I followed my master to the north of the desert, previously I have been in Xi Nan.”

“You are the disciple of Ghost Master?” Shen Qian Ling showed an envious look, “Then you must also know a lot of immortal magic.”

The young man shook his head, “I’m just an errand boy, usually responsible for picking and decocting medicine, there is no opportunity to learn immortal magic.”

Picking medicine? Shen Xiao Shou smiled at him, “What’s your name?”

“Xiaoshan.” Probably because it is rare to meet someone in the barracks who is about the same age as himself, the young man does not reject him and even feels a bit close to him, “And you?”

Shen Qian Ling fluently said, “My name is Tuhao.” It is very comfortable to be a level higher than the rich and handsome.

Qin Shao Yu lying on the bed, vaguely having signs of a laughing scene.

Xiaoshan also laughed out loud, “What kind of weird name is this.”

“I can’t help it, my family is poor, parents want the name to be more dominant.” Shen Qian Ling continued, “How long have you been here?”

“A little over two years.” Xiaoshan said, “Previously I had been with my master in Xi Nan, and then someone invited us to come here together.”

“Then you must be very bored during the day.” Shen Qian Ling said, “There is sand everywhere, and no one to play with.”

“Well, but there’s nothing we can do.” Xiaoshan folded up the prescription and put it in his sleeve, “I’ll go to make the medicine now and come back later.”

“Thank you.” Shen Qian Ling nodded his head and saw him jumping out of the tent.

“Little tycoon.” Qin Shao Yu called from the bed.

“What are you doing?” Shen Qian Ling turned around and was very fierce, “Next time, don’t smile at others!”

“Don’t even smile.” Qin Shao Yu complained, “Madam is getting fiercer and ferocious.”

“Nothing to do why do you want to smile, you are not the village entrance idiot.” Shen Qian Ling grabbed his face, “remember?”

Qin Shao Yu pulled the person into his arms, lowered his head, and kissed him.

“Hey!” Shen Qian Ling pushed him away tightly, “Be careful of being seen.”

“Never mind.” Qin Shao Yu squeezed his hand, “I want to kiss you.”

You can’t just kiss a person even if you want to! What to do if you lose all your efforts. Shen Qian Ling sat on the edge of the bed and asked, “What do you think of that Xiaoshan just now?”

“Not much at all.” Qin Shao Yu is very serious, “compared to Ling-er is far worse, I even do not remember what he looks like.”

Shen Qian Ling slapped him on the face, “Be more serious.”

Qin Shao Yu looked at him with a very innocent look, his face was full of ‘not to give a kiss even if I have to be beaten even to say love words I am very aggrieved’ and so on.

Don’t just learn this kind of expression from your son! Shen Qian Ling’s brain buzzed.

“One kiss.” Qin Shao Yu said the condition.

Shen Qian Ling wanted to grab his face and roar.

But Master Qin is very insistent, the expression is determined to a than that.

Shen Qian Ling only a deep breath, lowered his head to his face quickly kissed, “Now can say?”

Qin Shao Yu’s eyes were confused, “say what?”

……

Shen Qian Ling, who had a desperate attitude toward his man, said breathlessly, “What do you think of Xiaoshan?”

“What do you think?” Qin Shao Yu asked in return.

“He does not seem to be bad.” Shen Qian Ling thought about it, “And also very friendly.”

“Try to talk to him again.” Qin Shao Yu squeezed his hand, “He is not defensive about you, but there is no need to rush, as much as you can ask.”

“Yes.” Shen Qian Ling nodded his head, “I’ll try.”

The two of them were talking when Menada lifted the curtain again and came in. Shen Xiao Shou has now grown to look at her with a headache, but can not clench his fist roar, only silently swallowing the words into his stomach, really very bitter.

“How come the medicine is not ready yet?” Menada frowned, “These useless things.”

Shen Qian Ling in the heart of the little middle finger, do not be so anxious, my man is not going to marry you, you better die early!

“Now rest a little.” Menada sat on the edge of the bed, “I’ve found a tailor and will make some new clothes for you tonight, along with the wedding dress for our wedding.”

Shen Qian Ling opened his eyes wide at that, “When is the princess going to marry my sir?”

Menada said, “Naturally, the sooner the better.”

The sooner the better. Shen Xiao Shou suffers miserable face blood, “but my sir body is too deficient, now anxious to get married, afraid is not in the use.”

Qin Shao Yu: ……

“Nasty.” Menada looked at Shen Qian Ling with a disgusted face, “this kind of thing dares to say in broad daylight.”

Shen Qian Ling speechless choking, you have slept with dozens of men and are not nasty, I just said a talk nasty, still talk about the reason!

“I do not see that, you still know quite a lot.” Menada looked at him, “Who taught you these things? Your master?”

“Naturally not.” Shen Qian Ling hurriedly shook his head, “My sir is very shy, usually look at a girl will blush.” The fluency is very good, especially realistic.

“Really?” Menada was interested, “So he hasn’t touched a woman yet?”

“Of course.” Shen Qian Ling nodded seriously, “My sir does not know anything.”

“That’s okay.” Minada said, “The mother next to me will naturally teach him.”

This female donor, don’t be so oily and salt-proof! Shen Qian Ling took a deep breath in his heart, and then continued to follow the temptation, “Why don’t you wait until the Khan invades the Central Plains before the princess marries my sir? Among us Han people, this is called double happiness. It is the most auspicious thing. It can be encountered but not required… It is simply a great blessing to be blessed by God!”

“Really?” Menada’s eyes loosened a bit.

“Yes!” Shen Qian Ling nodded his head urgently. If you don’t want to get married to my man tomorrow, then everything is negotiable.

“Princess.” A soldier from the north of the country hurriedly said outside the tent, “Sixteen hitchhiker is crying that he wants to hang himself.”

Shen Qian Ling’s face stiffened and he pinched his palm.

Although I do not know how it is, somehow very poke fun at the look.

“Hang himself?” Menada was surprised, “Why?”

The desert soldier said, “He said he had only been here for a few days, the princess has already found a new hitchhiker, there is no point in living.”

“Nonsense.” Menada frowned at the words, turned around, and left the tent.

Listen to the footsteps gradually go away, Shen Qian Ling solemnly looks at Qin Shao Yu, “Look, someone because of your arrival and want to hang.”

“Menada would like to marry me sooner.” Qin Shao Yu said.

Shen Xiao Shou suffers from anger, “Do you want to deliberately emphasize once!”

“I’m talking to you seriously.” Qin Shao Yu sat up and leaned against the bed, “Whether it is to find a ghost master or a tailor, you can see that she is very anxious.”

“And then what?” Shen Qian Ling grunted.

“And then she was persuaded by your proposal of double happiness.” Qin Shao Yu said, “Frankly speaking, your reason sucks.”

Shen Qian Ling: ……

That moment also can not think of a better, do not want to watch you marry her.

Really very annoying.

“If you were Menada, you obviously want to marry me, so under what circumstances would you agree to this proposal, which is not very convincing?” Qin Shao Yu asked.

“Hmm?” Shen Qian Ling frowned slightly, some did not turn around.

“The biggest possibility is that this proposal will not interfere too much with the wedding date.” Qin Shao Yu explained, “In other words, she is sure that Guli Khan will not take long to invade the Central Plains, so she thinks that the double happiness is the icing on the cake.”

“But the war has dragged on for so long, both sides have not made much progress.” Shen Qian Ling did not understand, “Why does Menada suddenly have confidence?”

“This depends on you.” Qin Shao Yu look at him.

Shen Xiao Shou was embarrassed, “I?”

“That young man named Xiaoshan just now is both the disciple of the ghost master and the only one in this army who is willing to chat with us.” Qin Shao Yu said, “Try to be friends with him. If I’m not wrong, Guli Khan should have found a way to attack the city, and something different from the usual must have happened in the army camp recently.”

“Hmm.” Shen Qian Ling nodded his head, “I’ll try my best.”

Qin Shao Yu pinched his nose, “If things go well this time, I’ll give you a reward when I get back.”

What a valuable reward.

“When you said you wanted the spirit stone, I sent many people to find it.” Qin Shao Yu said, “Although the result is very little, really found a piece.”

“Really?” Shen Qian Ling was a bit surprised.

“Naturally.” Qin Shao Yu said, “I have already sent someone to send it to me, so maybe we can see it when we go back this time.”

Shen Qian Ling did not know what to say.

“We now have seven.” Qin Shao Yu shook his hand, “until nine to find all, you tell me why to collect spirit stones, OK?”

In fact, there are already eight, but …… Shen Qian Ling mixed feelings, and nodded haphazardly, “Yes.”

“You said, do not lie to me.” Qin Shao Yu and him against the forehead, “promise count.”

Shen Qian Ling reached out and hugged his waist, “I do not lie to you, I am sincere to you.”

“I naturally know.” Qin Shao Yu’s hand on his back pat, “Ling-er is the best to me, willing to accompany me to adventure, willing to accompany me to jump off the cliff, willing to accompany me to suffer, but also willing to accompany me in all kinds of strange places to intimate.”

“Dreaming.” Shen Xiao Shou is very calm, “the last one I will not agree to.”

Qin Shao Yu sighed from the bottom of his heart.

“Okay, go back to sleep.” Shen Qian Ling pressed him back into the blanket, “I came to think about how to get this done as soon as possible!” The sooner you solve the problem, the sooner you can leave, otherwise, you will have to see Menada every day, and you will definitely grow a needle eye.

The sun was burning at noon, so everyone stayed in the camp tent, the surrounding area was very quiet. Shen Qian Ling also lying on the table is about to drift off to sleep, but the curtain was lifted.

“It’s you.” After seeing who was coming, Shen Qian Ling sighed with relief, thinking it was Menada who came to molest my man again was very scary.

“Well.” Xiaoshan put the medicine bowl on the table, “Let it dry for a while before drinking.”

“Thank you.” Shen Qian Ling pushed a plate of pine nut candy on the table, “Here you go.”

Xiaoshan is not polite, biting in his mouth and crunching, “later you go with me to the pharmacy.”

“I?” Shen Qian Ling was a little surprised.

“Well.” Xiaoshan nodded, “The day after tomorrow I’m going out to the desert, and may take ten days to return.”

“So long?” Shen Qian Ling poured tea for him, “The desert is full of sand and stones, what are you going to do?”

“Picking medicine.” Xiaoshan wiped the sugar crumbs on his hands, “Master ordered me to go, so you’d better learn to decoct the medicine, so as not to delay your sir’s condition.”

“No one else can make it?” Shen Qian Ling looked bitter, “I’m afraid that the decoction is not good.”

“There are people, but they may not listen to you.” Xiaoshan whispered, “Although the princess wants your sir to be a partner, she already has more than a dozen partners, which is not much honourable. The people in the barracks are more fierce than one another, and it’s hard to make use of them, so you’ll have to learn yourself to avoid being angry.”

“So.” Shen Qian Ling sucked his nose, “But it’s normal for people to be fierce, after all, they’ve been fighting here for a year, but there’s not much progress, if it were me, I’d be cranky too.”

“That’s true, but I heard from the master that, should soon be able to finish the war.” Xiaoshan touched another candy to eat, “He said this is the last time I went to the desert to collect medicine.”

“You’ve been there many times?” Shen Qian Ling said.

“Yes.” Xiaoshan nodded, “At least a dozen times, very hard.”

“You are alone?” Shen Qian Ling’s eyes were full of admiration, “That’s amazing, I have trapped in the desert with my sir some time ago, even sleeping at night was scary as hell, not to mention collecting medicine.”

“Actually, it’s not that much.” Xiaoshan touched his head, “Master took me there several times, along the way are marked on the poplar, follow the path will not get lost, there is a water source near the medicinal fields, but also thirst.”

“So.” Shen Qian Ling one hand on the cheek, “that is also very powerful, I can not do anything, only help my sir with laundry and tea.”

“Look at the current situation, the princess is going to keep you in the military camp for a long time.” Xiao Shan said, “If there is a chance in the future, I will ask the master for a favour so that you can also learn some skills.”

“The ghost master can accept me as an apprentice?” Shen Qian Ling was clearly flattered.

“Of course not.” Xiaoshan looked at him with astonishment, “I mean to ask Master’s permission to allow me to take you as an apprentice.”

Shen Qian Ling: ……

In fact, there is no need for this.

“Let’s go, I’ll show you how to decoct the medicine first.” Xiaoshan pulled him to stand up.

Shen Qian Ling’s brain is spinning fast, just wants to find a reason to refuse, but Qin Shao Yu has already covered his mouth coughing, and there is still some blood in his hands.

“Ah!” Xiaoshan was startled.

“Sir.” Shen Qian Ling hurriedly went over to hold him.

Qin Shao Yu’s face was white and he was panting slightly against the bed.

“Do you want me to go find the princess?” Xiaoshan stood by the bed and asked anxiously.

“No, just rest for a while, and will be ok.” Qin Shao Yu waved his hand slightly, “Don’t tell about the princess.”

“My Master is sick with an old disease, nothing serious.” Shen Qian Ling also said, “When he stops coughing, he can have a cup of hot tea and he will be fine.”

“Then you remember to feed him medicine.” Xiaoshan admonished, “I’m going back to the pharmacy, I haven’t finished today’s work, you can come back to me to learn how to decoct medicine.”

“Yes.” Shen Qian Ling nodded his head, “Thank you.”

After Xiaoshan left, Shen Qian Ling slapped Qin Shao Yu, “You are not allowed to vomit blood casually in the future.”

Qin Shao Yu wiped his hands and threw the blood-stained soft cloth in a conspicuous place on the ground, “Keep it for others to see.”

“Or I’ll go to the pharmacy with him?” Shen Qian Ling thought on a whim, “Maybe he will find Wang Guihua.”

“No.” Qin Shao Yu frowned.

“Now they don’t doubt us, there will be no danger.” Shen Qian Ling said, “It’s better to give it a try, I will be careful.”

“Put away your thoughts.” Qin Shao Yu’s face is a little sunken, “not a step away from me, otherwise even if it is a lost cause, I will take you directly to kill out.”

Shen Qian Ling：……

If you don’t allow it, you don’t allow it. Why are you so fierce? I’m just making a suggestion!

“I do all this on the premise of ensuring your safety.” When he didn’t say anything, Qin Shao Yu’s tone slowed down a bit, “There’s always a way, you don’t need to risk it.”

“Yes.” Shen Qian Ling nodded his head and said boringly, “I just want it to be over soon.”

“That’s good enough.” Qin Shao Yu helped him straighten his hair, “I can’t think of any herbs that can grow in the desert other than Wang Guihua. It’s more than ten days away from here, there are marked poplar forests along the way, and there’s a water source near the herb fields, these three messages are enough for us.”

“Then we can go?” Shen Qian Ling’s brain lit up with a small light bulb of hope.

“Or do one more thing by the way?” Qin Shao Yu said.

“What?” Shen Qian Ling did not understand.

“Find out the reason why Guli Khan and the Ghost Master suddenly have the confidence to break through the Chu army’s defences and step into the Central Plains in a short time.” Qin Shao Yu said, “Help people to the end, I also want to finish this battle sooner.”

“Good.” Shen Qian Ling nodded, “Anyway, we have come, then we will earn enough money before going back!”

It’s not a loss at all.

Very good!

In the evening, a few old mothers came with rulers to measure and measure, and red cloth for Qin Shao Yu to choose the style, saying that the princess ordered to use of the best material.

Shen Xiao Shou squatted next to see, simply sour than that.

“Ouch.” An old mother didn’t see Shen Qian Ling, and she almost stepped on it, so she said dissatisfied, “Go to the side and almost caused me to fall and destroy these fabrics. Do you know how expensive it is? You only can buy ten of you in one foot, maybe there will be leftovers.”

Shen Qian Ling：……

Ahhhhh, Lao Tzu is very valuable, okay.

　　It’s really annoying.

—— ฅʕ•̫͡•ʔฅ ——ㄚ

Note:

can buy ten of you in one foot: The 10 slaves’ price money can only be enough to buy one foot of fabric. But leftovers.