Everywhere in Jianghu is Wonderful

When they suddenly heard the paper-thin word “concubine” from the simple auntie’s mouth, Shen Qian Ling and little phoenix were both stunned.

“It’s decided!” The auntie was very crisp, happily walking back, “I’ll find a date to bring her here.”

Hey, what do you mean, it’s decided! Shen Qian Ling hurriedly pulled her back, “I really can’t.” I was in tears!

“Why?” The auntie said in bewilderment, “I heard them say that the sons of big families can marry several wives.”

Shen Qian Ling was embarrassed, why on earth should we learn about this kind of evil spirit, monogamy is good!

“My girl is particularly quiet.” The auntie was still working tirelessly on her introduction.

“That’s not good either.” Shen Qian Ling lowered his voice and said solemnly, “My wife is very fierce.”

“You’re talking nonsense again.” The auntie was clearly not convinced, “Gongzi is so good-tempered, how could his wife be fierce?”

“It’s true.” Shen Qian Ling gave full play to his acting skills and said with a face of humiliation, “Not only is he a strong martial artist, but he is also a fierce and jealous man. If he finds out that I am taking a concubine behind his back, he will definitely tear down the house!” It was horrible.

[TN: In Chinese ” he & she is the same pronunciation. 她 (Tā). So Shen Qian Ling just simply used Tā and the Ahjuma thought his Ta is a woman.]

“Goodness.” The auntie’s eyes were suddenly filled with sympathy, “How could a man like you, who looks like an immortal coming out of a painting, marry a spiteful woman?”

“Parents’ orders and matchmakers’ words, you can’t change them even if you want to.” Shen Qian Ling made a sour expression, “Please don’t mention this matter again in the future, Auntie Tian.”

“…… What about Gongzi’s brother?” The auntie was undeterred.

Shen Xiao Shou was immediately alerted, my man is not to be coveted, he already has me!

“How is it?” The auntie’s eyes were full of anticipation, obviously eager to introduce the girl in her hand!

Shen Qian Ling shook his head firmly, “No, I can’t either.”

“Why?” The auntie was disappointed, “Is his wife fierce too?”

“That’s not.” Shen Qian Ling blurted out, “His wife is particularly good, with a good temper, good character, good looks, and very capable.” I have to give him a positive nod!

“Then why not?” The auntie was clearly puzzled.

“It’s because he’s so good that my elder brother loves him to death, he’s simply a fairy couple.” Shen Qian Ling said, “Other girls don’t catch my brother’s eye.”

Auntie: ……

“Even if he marries another girl, my elder brother will definitely not give her a second glance.” Shen Qian Ling said, “So even if one married, one would still be a widow, so what’s the trouble.” A marriage without sex is not a happy one!

The auntie felt sorry for her.

“It’s going to rain soon, so Auntie Tian should hurry back.” Shen Qian Ling helped her out, “There are so many young men in this village, you can choose for the girl.”

“Chirp!” When Shen Qian Ling left the door, the little phoenix immediately turned around, twisted and darted into the bedroom, and flung itself into the arms of Palace Master Qin – hungry!

Qin Shao Yu smiled and used a needle to stab his index finger, a round red bead of blood immediately appeared on the tip of his finger.

Shen Qian Ling pushed in the door.

“Chirp!” The little phoenix instantly let go of its paws and napped on the blanket as a fur ball, so alert it was!

Qin Shao Yu calmly pressed the wound on his finger as if nothing had just happened.

The father-son team worked so well together that a small red flower had to be issued.

“You’re not asleep?” Shen Qian Ling was a little surprised to see him sitting on the bed.

“Yes.” The corner of Qin Shao Yu’s mouth rose to look at him.

Shen Qian Ling: ……

Don’t make that face, I’m a bit weak!

“Come here.” Qin Shao Yu reached out to call him.

“What did you hear?” Shen Qian Ling desperately hoped that he would say something like “I just woke up and didn’t hear anything”!

But the reality was often harsher, Qin Shao Yu said, “I heard you call me a shrew.”

……

Shen Qian Ling decided to turn his head and walk out, “I’ll come back when you forget about it, young chivalrous.” Shame on you!

Qin Shao Yu laughed out loud.

“What a laugh!” Shen Xiao Shou became furious, believe it or not, I will divorce you in a minute!

“No more fooling around.” Qin Shao Yu called him, “Come here and give me a hug.”

Shen Qian Ling sat down on the edge of the bed, even if he heard you, don’t say it out loud, it’s really annoying to boast for once!

“Jo.” The little phoenix sneaked out of bed, twisting and turning and thinking it was very stealthy to slip out of the door.

“What are you doing behind my back again?” Shen Xiao Shou narrowed his eyes, his sixth sense was so accurate that he was angry with the gods.

Qin Shao Yu took him into his arms and said gently, “You’ve lost weight.”

Shen Qian Ling: ……

Why did he suddenly change the subject?

“When I get well, I’ll definitely raise you back.” Qin Shao Yu pinched his pointy chin.

“What’s wrong with being skinny.” Shen Qian Ling grunted, “You always thought I was fat before!”

“How could I dislike you?” Qin Shao Yu said, “I like you more than that.”

Love words are really good at stirring up the atmosphere!

So Shen Xiao Shou sat still and let him touch his belly.

Qin Shao Yu kissed his cheeks, “Your belly is almost gone.”

“That’s a good thing.” Shen Qian Ling was very serious.

“Let’s raise it back together later.” Qin Shao Yu whispered in his ear.

Don’t come back to this kind of thing! Shen Qian Ling protested in his mind, then sat up straight, “Do you want to go for a walk? It’s a beautiful day.”

Qin Shao Yu nodded and let him slowly help him out of the house.

In the courtyard, there was a large lounger on which the little phoenix was lying in the sun.

Shen Xiao Shou squeezed it and put it on the shelf.

“Chirp!” The little phoenix protested angrily and then went back to sleep with its buttocks facing him.

The vegetable garden was lush, with small green onions and cabbages, a few loofahs were hanging, clothes and quilts were drying on the poles, and the yard was swept clean.

Qin Shao Yu leaned back on the recliner, his face was no longer pale and his spirits had returned. Shen Qian Ling helped him cover his legs with a blanket and washed some peaches.

The two big phoenixes came down from the sky and landed on the wooden shelf in the courtyard and cried out to the sky.

The little phoenix looked angry and spread its little fleshy wings to fly into Qin Shao Yu’s arms.

Do you have anything to do when you come to other people’s homes all the time? What a nuisance!

Shen Qian Ling brought out two bowls of corn in a familiar way, and the two big birds immediately started to eat them seriously.

“At least it’s a sacred bird, why are you feeding it like a chicken?” Qin Shao Yu laughed.

“What can we do, we don’t have a lot of meat either.” Shen Qian Ling helped the big phoenix fix the plumes on its body, “Besides, they are much better than you, and they are not picky eaters.”

Qin Shao Yu: ……

“It’s the hardest thing to raise!” Shen Xiao Shou pointed angrily at the fur ball, “No meat or no rice!”

“Chirp!” The little phoenix lay in Qin Shao Yu’s arms and pretended to be dead.

“Little Gongzi.” A villager carried a bamboo basket into the small courtyard.

“Uncle Shui.” Shen Qian Ling rushed to greet him.

“A nest of chicks has just hatched.” The villager said matter-of-factly, “The village chief asked me to bring them here.”

” Why should I accept that?” Shen Qian Ling shook his head and refused.

“What is there to be ashamed of? It’s just a few chicks.” The villagers said, “And it’s their good fortune to follow the sacred birds!”

Shen Qian Ling: ……

In fact, the God-Bird is not that godly.

“Chirp!” The little phoenix jumped onto the edge of the bamboo basket and looked down at the chicks in it, feeling particularly monarchical and dominant!

“Kiri!” A group of chicks tilted their heads to look at him.

The little phoenix kicked its legs and turned around to fly away proudly, but due to its round size, it lost its weight and fell into the basket.

“Chirp ！！！！”

……

Qin Shao Yu laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

Shen Qian Ling was helpless to hold his forehead, don’t be so embarrassed in front of outsiders!

“Kiri!” The little chickens were friendly to the fur ball.

“Chirp!” The little phoenix fluttered out in grief and anger, feeling that the bird’s life was in darkness.

The villager sighed in approval, “The sacred bird really does look special.”

It is particularly stupid,…… Shen Qian Ling had a headache and took it by the neck and put it on a wooden stand, only to have it turn around just in time for the big phoenix to eat and sweep the fur ball into the water tank with a tail.

“Jo……” the little phoenix was breathless.

Shen Qian Ling hurriedly took it out.

The wet fur ball squatted in the corner without saying a word, obviously in deep depression.

“I’ll leave now, then.” Uncle said, “If you still want more, there will be another nest in a few days.”

“No need, no need.” Shen Qian Ling waved his hand repeatedly, “Any more would be too embarrassing.”

“Anyway, if you have anything to do, just come to me.” The uncle was very quick and went out with an empty flatten.

The little chicks ran around the yard, and the big phoenix took a cold look at them and skipped out with his head tilted high.

“I’m also going out for a while, I asked the elder lady to help us mend our clothes the other day, I’m going to get them today.” Shen Qian Ling picked a blue fresh vegetable, “You have a good time in the sun, I’ll be back soon.”

Qin Shao Yu nodded and watched him leave the courtyard.

The big phoenix followed Shen Qian Ling, rubbing his head against him every now and then.

Shen Xiao Sohu took out a cucumber from the basket, “I’m giving this to someone else, so I’ll give you the last one.”

But the big phoenix didn’t take it, instead, it bit his belt.

“Don’t make a fuss.” Shen Qian Ling patted it, “It’s late, you should go back too.”

The big bird tugged at him and swung him around, and Shen Xiao Shou immediately flopped onto the back of another phoenix.

“Hey!” Shen Qian Ling was startled and was just about to climb down when the phoenix had already spread its wings and flew up towards the sky.

“Put me down now!!!” Shen Qian Ling was shocked and dismayed.

Another phoenix flew beside him and rubbed its head against him.

“It is impossible to be adorable!” Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the ground, Shen Qian Ling’s knees went weak – although he was no longer afraid of heights after the last time he fell off the cliff, any normal person would have a breakdown when he encountered such a situation, right? Not peeing in fear is already very brave!

“Wow!” The villagers who were working in the fields were about to go home when the sun was suddenly blotted out and they looked up to see the young master flying on a phoenix, and they were all stunned, saying that he was really something else!

The sun was setting, the sky was filled with red sunset, and the sky was filled with flaming clouds. The man in white is flying towards the sunset on a golden bird, a scene straight out of a fairy tale!

So everyone clapped enthusiastically!

But in fact, Shen Gongzi was on the verge of fainting from fear at this moment!

Where the hell are you taking me ……

　　I couldn’t help but cry!

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