I Teleport when I Laughed

 1. I really don't want to teleport

"Hello, interviewer, my surname is Lin, and my given name is Zihua."

    

"Zihua from literature and poetry spirit. My parents hope that I can read poetry and literature to the fullest, and when I grow up, I will be a talented and useful person to society."

    

"I also hope that even if I am in the dark, I can turn on the light and show my brilliance." 

In the bright office, Lin Zihua introduced himself with a 'flat face'

    

Twenty-three years old, with a handsome face and a well-proportioned figure, anyone who sees him will call him a handsome guy.

    

It's just that his expression was cold.

    

Even beyond the limit of high cold, closer to facial paralysis.

    

On the opposite side, the female HR in her thirties put down his resume, looked at Lin Zihua, and thought to herself, "What a pity, why such a handsome guy have a 'facial palsy'?"

 

"If you smile, how handsome would you be"

Shaking her head while putting aside the distracting thoughts in her heart, she asked with a smile, "I take the liberty to ask, have you met your parents' expectations?"

"..."

    

Silent.

    

After a while, with still cold expression he said, "As the saying goes, it is better to read ten thousand volumes of books than to travel ten thousand miles."

    

"I have been to many places, my footprints are in seven continents and almost all provinces and cities."

    

"If it is calculated like this, it should be able regarded as an achievement."

"You are so funny."

    

"However, for this vacant position, face.. sorry, your personality may be a little inappropriate. " 

"Understood"

Lin Zihua got up and said, "Farewell, but I don't have a facial paralysis."

    

HR woman was stunned for a moment, then shook her head and chuckled: "Goodbye."

    

Lin Zihua nodded, turned around, and left without saying any more.

 

His face was cold from the start till the end, far colder than Gao Leng's, no different from facial paralysis.

***

Lin Zihua finally showed a slightly different expression after leaving.

Disappointed, helpless, and even a trace of despair.

    

"Sure enough."

    

"Heh."

    

He laughed at himself... well, he didn't laugh, only self-deprecation.

    

"I already guessed this ending, however, if I don't find a job or have a stable income within two or three months, I will be in trouble."

    

"This superpower is really disgusting."

    

Facial paralysis?

    

Not really!

    

But there is no other way, when getting along with others, he has to be stoic and colder, otherwise, he would get into trouble easily.

    

For example, if he laughed, in the next second, he would appear on the top of the highest snow-capped mountain in the world with his frozen buttocks.

    

Or, he appeared in someone else's home and being caught by the police station as a thief.

    

He even appeared in the women's bathhouse, being chased and beaten as a hooligan.

    

For as long as he can remember, these things are child's play

He doesn't know how many times it has happened.

    

Because of this, he must be stoic and cold when he gets along with others.

   

Because he has a superpower.

    

A garbage superpower that he didn't know has any substantial effect so far, named - teleported with a smile.

    

As long as it's not a fake smile.

    

At the moment he laughed, he will teleport.

    

Moreover teleport randomly.

    

Position, distance...

 

Completely random!

    

From inside to outside the house, to another city, someone else's house, bathhouse, police station, on the top of the mountain, on the roof...

    

He can't control it at all.

    

Fortunately, it will not teleport him into the sea.

    

But it doesn't make any difference. With such a bullshit superpower, Lin Zihua suffered a lot and wanted to 'lose' this superpower countless times. Unfortunately, he couldn't do it.

   

He was distressed when he sees some topics and posts on the Internet, such as: what would happen if you had superpowers.

    

Do you still need to ask?

    

No need to assume, I can tell you right now. I don't want it!

    

However, the goose and the sky do not fulfill people's wishes.

    

He walked home while rubbing his hands.

During the interview, he really didn't lie.

    

He has been to most of seven continents: Qin, Qi, Chu, Yan, Han, Zhao, Wei, Qin, as well as the many cities under them.

    

Since holding back his laughter was not an easy task.

    

Especially when he was a child.

    

Laughing either on his way home or on his way home.

    

How old is he when he 'awakened' this superpower?

    

Lin Zihua didn't know. He had it for as long as could remember. At that time, he had a tag on his neck with his home address and his parents' phone number written on it—it was convenient for him to go home or have someone sent him back.

    

Fortunately, he heard from his parents that he would not teleport too far when he was a child. Just when he was older then he would run around the world. Otherwise, he'd already been dead a long time ago.

    

Over time, Lin Zihua gradually gained more experience in holding back his laughter. In recent years, the number of teleportation he did has become less and less.

Coupled with the death of his parents, left him grieving.

After that, whenever he sensed the possibility of laughing, he will use this stunt: "I miss my deceased parents, it makes me feel hella sad."

    

In the past six months, he did not teleported.

    

In other words, he hasn't laughed for half a year.

 

As long as he can remember, he hasn't really laughed happily.

    

In front of strangers, Lin Zihua had a stoic face.

    

In front of acquaintances, he was outrageously cold.

    

But only he himself knows, why doesn't he want to be a cheerful and carefree comedian every day? But he can't do it!

    

Only he knows this feeling of pain and helplessness.

    

"Speaking of which, Mom and Dad, you are too miserable."

    

"Not to mention that you died young. After you leave, you also are treated as a 'tool man' by me. When I want to laugh, I will think of missing you... ·"

    

"Alas."

    

***

However, Lin Zihua didn't know that at the moment he left the company.

    

In the dark, a sanitation worker whispered: "The target is out."

    

"There is no accident."

    

"Please give instruction."

    

"Yes!"

    

"Understood, I will keep staring."

    

At the same time.

    

There are such 'characters' in the corner who are always watching Lin Zihua.

   

***

In his home.

    

Lin Zihua first put an incense stick on his father and mother, and said with a hint of mischief: "I have mastered the divine skill of thinking about daf and mom now, so you don't have to worry."

    

"But as embarrassing as it is, I have to ask you to be a 'tool man' again. I hope you can bless me to find a job as soon as possible.

    

"As you know. The money I have spent over the years just to go back is already an unimaginable number for ordinary people."

    

"If I can't make any money within three months, once I graduate, those creditors will come to our door, and by then, I am afraid I can not keep our house anymore." 

His house is not big, just a standard residential room that has two rooms and one living room, 

And it's placed in the old district decades ago.

    

Even though it is in an embarrassing location, the demolition plan is still about a few decades away.

    

Lin Zihua was about to graduate three months later. If he didn't have the money by then, trouble would come.

As for the term 'tool man', Lin Zihua actually heard it from his dad.

His dad said that most of the parents in the world are actually tools. Taking care of their children and grandchildren when they are older, even if they die, they have to bury a feng shui treasure to bless their descendants...

    

Lin Zihua felt that makes sense.

    

And he was sure that even if he thinks that, his parents would not be angry.

    

***

After eating a box of instant noodles, Lin Zihua lay on the sofa and muttered softly, "Fortunately, my abilities have not been discovered over the years."

    

"Otherwise, I would have been arrested by now... to Abnormal Human Research Center?"

    

Are there any other superhumans in this world?

    

Lin Zihua didn't know, but the world not only had a bright side.

    

He was not suspected by others after teleported so many times. Occasionally, he disappeared in a blink of an eye in front of outsiders. Most of them thought of him as a ghost.

Cough.

    

As night gradually fell, Lin Zihua fell asleep in a daze.

    

In his dream, he got what he wanted, completely throwing away this superpower that he hated so much. After throwing it far away, he can finally laugh!

And then...

"Hahaha."

 

A 'giggle' came out.

 

Immediately after, Lin Zihua who was asleep on the sofa disappeared instantly.