I’m the Villain’s Constellation but I’m Broke

Chapter 59. News (1)

[Title: Who the hell is this?

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Author: Hidden Fried Rice

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After Beom fought with the criminals in the department store, he came back through the entrance politely and I thought he’d finally changed, but someone was with him

Who is this????

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[Is he from the Hansung Guild?]

[I can’t see it well, the picture is so blurry]

[I don’t know who he is, but I know the handsome one, and the handsome one is really sticking close to the other person, damn it…]

[Oh don’t cry and just tell me]

[Isn’t this just a photo of a normal person? Delete this]

[How can a person who goes around with Baek Tae-beom be a normal person?]

[That’s true, but it’s so… lololololol the two of them look so comfortable, don’t they??]

[I feel so suffocated even though I am within 1km of Baek Tae-beom]

[Looks too weak for a person from the Hansung Guild, and he seems like an actual ordinary person]

[Didn’t he just film a normal person walking by? Attention seeker…]

[For real. It looks like an illegal pic. they keep posting these because of Baek Tae-beom’s popularity, I wish I could do something about it ;;;;]

[Title: I’m the person who just posted about the sightings of Beom in the department store

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Author: Hidden Fried Rice

Did I just see the Beom bastard laugh?

Have you ever seen that person bend his back and listen to the person next to him?

I literally just saw it

Is this a surprise camera????]

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[God… No, constellation… Here’s some money… Please save me…]

[Ah, Fuck. I’m serious. He just laughed and talked to the person next to him]

[Wow, are you sure this is real???? Are you okay?????]

[I’ll teach you some basic common sense

Things that won’t happen

-Nyarlathotep O

-You getting S-Class on the grading tool O

-Newton not getting hit by an apple on his head O

-Baek Tae-beom laughing and speaking kindly O]

[Isn’t that too much for Baek Tae-beom lololololol]

[No, no matter how you look at it the second one is too much lololololol]

[Even if you couldn’t take a video you should have tried to do it to the best of your ability, you bastards]

[Why are you so angry lolololololol]

[No, in the first place you wouldn’t even be able to take a video lolololol Baek Tae-beom smiling would be a show in itself hahahaha]

[It would be a miracle if he doesn’t break the camera of the person taking the pictures]

[222222 Baek Tae-beom who smiles at others while he is in front of the camera? That’s a bit… creepy… gave me a little instinctive rejection…]

[Directed VS. fabricated VS. Author who wrote this]

[The author is spiraling]

[spiral properly]

[I did a headstand, banged my head, and spiraled]

[Wow, that’s really scary….. Who knew people could spiral like this…]

[222 Me too… I should live an honest life…]

[Title: A different person from the person who witnessed the above post

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Author: Painful Kiwi

I think it’s true

I heard from a friend of mine who is an employee that two people went up to the 4th floor and were sweeping up the items for sale

And I heard he said ‘Hyung’????? Is he finally speaking respectfully?????]

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[Looks like the earth is spinning in the wrong direction]

[What?? What more is going on here?]

[<Breaking News> Shocking….. Baek Tae-beom, who broke even the Hansung Guild Leader, calls a man who looks like an ordinary person ‘Hyung’.]

[One person calls it a surprise camera, one person calls it a broadcast program, and another person calls it a dream]

[Now that it’s like this, I wonder how the Guild Master’s hair will turn out.]

[Isn’t it this just scripted? How can that Beom bastard call a person Hyung? He’s dragging it with his Aegyo]

[I know right. It’s as if he switches to Aegyo with his friends, he must struggle since it’s like playing house lol]

[Baek Tae-beom’s tough personality isn’t human, he can’t speak Confucianism at all]

[Example of Confucian language: Hyung]

[I agree lolololololololololololol]

[That example is so mean lolololololol]

[Constellations say he’s a machine, not a human]

[Someone who talks nonsense strangely?]

[But… that’s a bit suspicious. Isn’t he a Tin Woodman? He has no heart]

[Don’t talk bullshit and let Hyung oil your body~]

[But if he really said Hyung, who is that person?? Baek Tae-beom’s hidden Hyung?]

[In that case, I don’t think they look alike seeing the previous photo. Their eyes are different colors]

[Baek Tae-beom’s is golden because he’s an Awakened.]

[Who are you talking about?]

[I reported you]

[Title: <Breaking News> Baek Tae-beom’s visit to the association

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Author: Regolas

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The picture quality came out blurry, but please forgive me;

I was visiting when I saw Baek Tae-beom with ‘him’ who’s burning up in here right now

When I heard their conversation with the receptionist, it seemed that ‘he’ was trying to measure his class.

It’s Friday, so it’s a day you can’t get your class measured, but because Baek Tae-beom was staring at him, so the receptionist gave permission;

So this is an S-Class’s life ;’(

But who is he really?]