MEIWITA Chapter 862: Stupid Dragon ‘Gets Married’

Long Yao was instigated by Bing Ji and Miao Miao to be taken away by a Golden Roc Clan woman, though Lou Mu Yan wasn’t too worried.

The several spirit pets had benefited a lot from the Foreign Battlefield, and they had also advanced to Unification Realm.

Right now, they used her pills to suppress their cultivation base auras at Earth Elemental Realm, so it was very easy to escape.

If Stupid Dragon was currently at Unification Realm, that woman probably wouldn’t even dare covet him.

“Is that girl ugly?” Lou Mu Yan asked Miao Miao with some curiosity.

Miao Miao shook her head: “No, instead she’s quite pretty.”

“Then why’d she like that Stupid Dragon who took the Appearance Altering Pill?” Lou Mu Yan asked, blinking.

Miao Miao thought for a bit and said: “I heard that woman liked men with a cool and cold temperament. She had captured many such boy toys back into her harem, seems that it feels like there’s a sense of conquest.”

“…” Lou Mu Yan twitched the corner of her lips, “Her taste is indeed very strong, and also a pervert, there’ll be enough for Stupid Dragon to bear.”

Not only was there no worry in her words, but there was even a hint of gloating.

Ye Qing Han and the others also chuckled, wondering whether, with Bing Ji and Long Yao’s temperament, they would cause complete chaos in that Golden Roc woman’s mansion.

That night, Xue Xue also snuck back.

“Owner, Owner!”

“Aren’t you with Stupid Dragon and them? Why did you return?” Lou Mu Yan furrowed her brows—could it be that something happened to Stupid Dragon and Bing Ji? Shouldn’t be!

“Owner, that woman’s going to marry Stupid Dragon tomorrow. Bing Ji asked me to return and invite you to watch the ceremony tomorrow.” Xue Xue took out several invitation cards after speaking.

Then he took out another clearance token and handed it over, “Bing Ji already got this, but Long Yao doesn’t know yet.”

Lou Mu Yan raised an eyebrow, “What does that stinky bird want to do? And how’d he get the token?”

“He told that Golden Roc woman that he wanted to go to the next region to take a look, but he was still short of a clearance token. A soon as he gets the token, only then could he safely hand over his eldest brother to her.”

Xue Xue paused, then said: “Bing Ji tells others that Long Yao is his eldest brother.”

“That stinky bird wants to watch Stupid Dragon’s joke tomorrow right.” Lou Mu Yan said without a good attitude: “Nonsense.”

“Half of him wants to watch Long Yao’s joke, and the other half is because the customs clearance token needs to be activated by the Golden Roc woman after she marries Long Yao tomorrow.” Xue Xue’s eyes were filled with interest, obviously wanting to watch the excitement.

Miao Miao hugged Lou Mu Yan’s arm and said: “Owner, let’s go watch the excitement tomorrow. Either way, as soon as the clearance token’s activated, we’ll bring Stupid Dragon to escape.”

“Yeah! It’s not every day you get to see such liveliness.” Na’lan Ge interjected.

“Do you all want to go watch it?” Lou Mu Yan ignored Na’lan Ge and looked at Lou Mu Bai, Ye Qing Han, and the others.

They nodded, “We can go take a look.”

The atmosphere had been a bit depressing recently, so it was fine to go and take a look to relax.

“Alright then, since you all want to see Stupid Dragon’s fun, then I’ll reluctantly go and watch it too.” Lou Mu Yan chuckled.

It was very simple to get rid of that woman from the Golden Roc Clan. At the time of their escape, they could just take another Appearance Altering Pill, and those people definitely wouldn’t be able to find them.

Na’lan Ge rolled his eyes at her, “You’re too shameless.”

“Not bothered with you.” Lou Mu Yan also rolled her eyes in return.

Early the next morning, the group went to the mansion of the Golden Roc woman to watch the fun.

At the same time, the whereabouts of the several people were also reported to the elderly man in the Buddhist Tower.

The Golden Roc woman was the favourite daughter of a wang’ye1 of the Golden Roc Clan, and was also conferred the title of jun’zhu2. Her favourite thing to do in Heavenly Roc Central City was to bully girls and dominate men, but because of her background, few people dared to provoke her.

Each time she returned from snatching a satisfactory boy toy, she would hold a wedding ceremony, then invite many people to watch the ceremony, and this time was no exception.

The other members of the Golden Roc Clan weren’t surprised by the behaviour of the Golden Roc jun’zhu, but they all catered to her and gifted presents.

When Lou Mu Yan and the others arrived, the eyes of the Heavenly Roc Clan guards were practically growing on the top of their heads; very arrogant.

Bing Ji was also dressed in red and stood at the door as a family member to welcome guests. When he saw Lou Mu Yan and her party being looked down by the several guards, he immediately ran over.

“These are the groom’s relatives.” He glanced at the several guards.

Although the guards disdained Bing Ji but seeing that he was the younger brother of the jun’zhu’s newest boy toy, they didn’t say much and just let them go with a few grunts.

The wedding was very lively. Lou Mu Yan and the others were dragged by Bing Ji to sit at a relatively marginal table.

“Aren’t marriages in the demon race a bit to casual?” Lou Mu Yan looked at Mo Yan and asked.

Marriage between a human couple would be as lively as this, but concubines were all carried in a sedan chair straight in—who’d be like this jun’chu making everything so extravagant after just finding a boy toy.

“The demon race’s marriages aren’t as cumbersome as those of the humans. As long as you have strength, both men and women can change their spouses.” Mo Yan paused, then said: “However, there are very few people like this jun’zhu.”

Lou Mu Yan nodded, remembering the tigress that practically molested and almost assaulted Yan Jun, and she had to sigh that female cultivators of the demon race were very strong.

When every table was almost full, Lou Mu Yan looked around and discovered that there were many demon cultivators of the Golden Roc Royal Family sitting at the front, and some of them were at Lower Unification Realm. It seemed that the father behind this jun’zhu had some power.

Soon, when the auspicious time arrived, a beautiful woman in red entered the hall holding a piece of red brocade silk.

On the other end of the red silk was a man who could barely be considered handsome with a cold and indifferent expression.

This was a ceremony that referenced the wedding ceremonies of the human race.

The beautiful jun’zhu looked at Long Yao from time to time, her face stained with a thin layer of red, which made Long Yao’s gaze even colder.

“Are we really going to watch Stupid Dragon go through with the ceremonies and marry?” Lou Mu Yan asked Bing Ji in a whisper.

She noticed that Stupid Dragon was almost reaching the limit of his patience.

But today, Stupid Dragon’s attire sure was rather auspicious.

“No need, we can just toss a smoke ball and run away when the time comes.” Bing Ji replied telepathically.

Although he wanted to watch Stupid Dragon’s joke, but if he really let Stupid Dragon go through with the ceremony, even he wouldn’t be able to pass this emotional hurdle.

Although that woman was pretty good looking, but she was so promiscuous, how could she be worthy of his good brother.

“Mm, don’t overdo it.”

She couldn’t let her spirit pet bully Stupid Dragon too much.

“The auspicious time has arrived, bride and groom please enter to perform the formal bows!” A shout came from the front.

The Jun’zhu pulled Long Yao to the front, and just when Bing Ji was about to toss the smoke ball, Mo Yan stopped him.

“Don’t throw it yet, there’s something wrong with this wedding.”

Then he telepathically spoke Stupid Dragon and told him to be patient for a little longer—there may be some changes after the formal bows.

Long Yao’s face was livid, but he didn’t dare to resist Boss Mo’s order.

“First bow to heaven and earth, second bow to the parents, couples bow to each other!” The matchmaker yelled. The jun’zhu bowed, but Long Yao stood straight with a cold expression.

The jun’zhu and the Golden Roc wang’ye above didn’t force him either, and announced the beginning of the banquet. Pots of spiritual wine were brought up.

Long Yao was dragged by the jun’zhu to toast table to table, although he was still standing with a cold expression, acting very proud.

1wang’ye is often translated to ‘King’ or ‘Duke’. They’re often titles conferred to the brother, cousins, uncles etc. of the current emperor. Not bothered to translate these titles directly to English since it just seems a bit complicated.

2typically the title of the daughter of a crown prince, but depending on the Dynasty in actual Chinese history, can also simply be the daughter of a wang’ye, or it could even be someone who may not necessarily be royalty, but was conferred the title of a jun’zhu (often the betrothed to a prince). It’s sometimes translated as princess, which is correct, I believe, although I consider gong’zhu (公主) as the more accurate equivalent to princess. Maybe there’s no real difference, I’m not too familiar with ancient Chinese royalty titles hahaha.