My Patients Fall in Love with Me

Arc 1: Teacher, I want to Sleep with You (xii)

Pei Lu closed his eyes and pretended to sleep. As a result, not long after, he actually fell asleep. When Li Jun saw that he was asleep, he turned him gently around so that he was facing him.

Pei Lu fed himself very well, not only did his weight keep up, but his face shape had also kept up. Meng Xiaoyue’s pointed melon face was rounded and moist and both his cheeks were bulging with meat. Li Jun reached out and poked it a little causing a shallow pit to form. It felt especially soft to the touch. 

Pei Lu became impatient with his poking. He frowned and muttered a few times before burying his face into his chest. As the warm breath sprayed against his chest, Li Jun felt his chest fluttering softly. If he wasn’t still holding Pei Lu in his arms, he would have wanted to head downstairs and run a dozen laps. 

Gently caressing the back of the person in his arms, the corners of Li Jun’s mouth curved up into a light smile as he entered the dreamland with him……. 

Pei Lu slept until the afternoon.

The warm yellow sunset hung on the horizon, debating on whether it should set or not. The city’s neon lights have lit up and the boundary between day and night became blurred. The entire sky was now an ambiguous twilight.

Pei Lu had spent too much energy. After waking up from his sleep, his stomach immediately began to rumble. The spot beside him was cool, indicating that Li Jun should have gotten up long ago.

“666, what time is it?” After sleeping for so long and getting up with a groggy brain, Pei Lu gently pressed his temples to ease the discomfort in his head.

“It’s half-past six.” 666 sounded in high spirits, “Dear~ Let me tell you some good news……”

“I don’t want to hear.” Pei Lu quickly refused.

“……” 666 choked a little and also felt a little bit emotional, “The progress bar has gone up to 70%. Maybe if you offer yourself up a few more times, the task will be completed :)” 

Pei Lu: ……Could we even have proper communication?

Obviously, he couldn’t because 666 had huffed in anger and changed his status to busy. This time though, he even added an updated signature: ‘Pei Lu and dog, do not disturb.‘

Pei Lu: ……………………

666 was upset. Pei Lu had originally wanted to apologize in order to coax him, but 666 was obviously particularly angry this time!

Because he had put Pei Lu on the black list = =

Pei Lu had to get up resentfully to find food.

The living room was not lit and the natural lighting was dim. Pei Lu slipped on his slippers and went to the kitchen to find something to eat.

The rice cooker in the kitchen was set to ‘keep warm.’ Pei Lu uncovered the lid and the fragrance of millet porridge came out. Pei Lu’s stomach grumbled hungrily and he could care less about burning his mouth. He immediately served a bowl of porridge and gulped it down, finally appeasing his rebelling stomach.

He served himself another bowl of porridge and held it in his hand, ready to go to the living room to drink it slowly. However, when he turned around, he saw Li Jun standing at the kitchen door, looking at him tenderly.

“You’re hungry, right? I also stewed chicken soup, I’ll make you some noodles.”

“……” Pei Lu puffed out his face. He always felt that this sentence was strange. He turned his face sideways with an attitude, pretending to be cold, “No, not very hungry.”

(t/n: for those who are just joining us, please refer to “The author has something to say” in Chapter 3. I explained the double entendre behind his words uwu)

“Grumble~”

His stomach, that had screamed so loudly, betrayed him and Pei Lu’s face turned red with embarrassment. Just after pretending to be haughty, he immediately smacked himself in the face. It could be said that it was very humiliating.

Li Jun had a smile in his eyes and it was difficult for him to hold back his laughter. The corners of his mouth did not turn up as he calmly cooperated with Pei Lu, “Mnn, I am the one who’s hungry. Why don’t you accompany me later for some food?”

Pei Lu, who failed at pretending to be haughty, could not be more embarrassed, and with a red face, he answered “okay,” before running away with the porridge.

Li Jun just couldn’t hold back his laughter and his dark eyes were soon full of laughter. His thin lips were curved up and he looked just like a real eighteen-year-old.

The chicken soup had been stewed for a long time ago and when Li Jun uncovered the lid of the earthenware pot, the fragrance sealed in the pot immediately gushed out, quickly filling the entire kitchen and floating towards the living room.

Pei Lu craned his neck to take in this fragrance, which caused his stomach to grumble a few times. In the end, he could only stare at the kitchen with bated breath.

The soup was ready to serve and the noodles quickly cooked. Taking into account Pei Lu’s injured “small mouth,” what Li Jun made was light and easy to digest. Even the layer of chicken oil on the chicken soup was skimmed clean.

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Li Jun came out with two bowls of noodles. The big bowl was placed in front of Pei Lu and he himself held the small bowl, “Eat, it’s made according to the recipe. Tell me how it tastes.” 

After finishing his words, he didn’t bother to look at Pei Lu anymore. He picked up his bowl and started eating his noodles with a slurp. 

Pei Lu felt awkward in his heart. However, his stomach was honestly shouting ‘hungry.’ He stared at the bowl in front of him for a while, but finally could not resist the temptation. He picked up his chopsticks and ate the noodles slowly.

Li Jun glanced at his action and the corner of his mouth calmly twitched a little bit. 

After being forced to do exercises all night and sleeping all day, Pei Lu was really hungry and did not even raise his head when he was eating the bowl of noodles. In the end, he did not see the doting gaze that Li Jun was throwing at him.

Finishing a bowl of noodles in a hurry, Pei Lu breathed out a sigh of satisfaction and touched his bulging belly.

He even wanted to burp~

But Li Jun was still there, so he had to close his mouth and muffled his burp~ a little

Li Jun cleaned up the coffee table, put the dishes into the kitchen, and sat down next to him with a plate of big golden bananas.

“Are the noodles I made good?” Li Jun asked as he peeled the banana.

“……” This conversation and the scene were too strange. Pei Lu scratched his face, but the word “delicious” never came out of his mouth.

“Eat a banana.” Li Jun moved the peeled banana to his mouth, warmly and softly, “Bananas help with digestion.”

Pei Lu stared at the hand holding the banana for a while before he frowned and took the banana himself, “I’ll eat it myself.”

Li Jun regrettably withdrew his hand and his eyes fixedly watched as Pei Lu ate the banana. Under his burning gaze, Pei Lu put the banana into his mouth. If it wasn’t really just a banana in his hand, just based on Li Jun’s gaze, he would have thought he was eating something else.

After finishing one banana, his burning gaze still did not move away. Pei Lu asked coldly, “Do I look that good?” 

“……Very good.” Li Jun’s voice was raspy with a heavy trailing tone

Pei Lu reflexively lowered his head to look at him.

“……” Do you have any shame? 

 Li Jun did not have any intention to cover up and allowed Pei Lu to look at it openly. Instead, Pei Lu was the one who became embarrassed after looking at it and his pale face was tinged with scarlet and shyness: “Can you not be so shameless?” 

Was it that prideful to have a bigger one? 

Alright, it was indeed something you could be proud of, but to display it so openly, did he have no public morality? Didn’t he know that if someone were to stare at it for too long, they would grow a stye? 

Li Jun calmly moved a little closer to him. His hand gently grabbed onto the hem of his clothes as he said with a bit of a petulant tone, “Teacher, I want it.”

“……” The blood on Pei Lu’s face filled up to his neck and his whole body turned red to the point of steaming. He was a great magician and had never experienced these situations. Dazed and dizzy, he was coaxed by Li Jun to extend his hand……

Pei Lu felt the temperature of the palm of his hand before he finally reacted. He jumped up and placed his hand behind his back, bluffing with a false bravado against Li Jun, “You, you pervert!”

Li Jun was breathing heavily. His eyes ambiguously swept him up and down. Pei Lu felt his goosebumps rise when he looked at him so he had to flee back to the bedroom in a mess.

In the living room, Li Jun did not conceal his actions as he heavily gasped out……

With only a wall apart, Pei Lu, who had been listening, felt his face and ears turn red with heat. He felt like a cooked shrimp that had curled into a ball.

……

Pei Lu had thoroughly seen Li Jun’s shamelessness. Not daring to reason with him again, he had to awkwardly avoid him. But who was Li Jun? No matter where Pei Lu hid and no matter how much he tried to plan and avoid Li Jun in order to escape home, the final result was that he got blocked by Li Jun halfway. 

Then he was pressed into an unoccupied corner and kissed hard!

Once again, Pei Lu failed at hide and seek and was precisely cornered in the grove behind the apartment building.

The grove was connected to the back door of the apartment and the place was considered hidden. Residents who were not familiar with the area would not be able to find that road. Pei Lu was cautious all the way before he finally found the grove, but in the end, he was still caught in the act. 

It was evening and many nearby residents had came down for a walk. From time to time, people would pass by the path outside the grove. 

Pei Lu was panting as he was pressed against a tree and kissed by Li Jun. On the one hand, he had to deal with Li Jun’s fierce plundering, and on the other hand, he had to worry about other people catching them. Pei Lu’s chest was beating fiercely and his heart was almost about to pop out.

After Li Jun was satisfied, he let go of him and his fingers pinched his soft ear. He didn’t look angry and very much enjoyed it when Pei Lu, from time to time, would play the game of ‘you hide I chase.’ 

“Teacher, are you still going to hide?”

Pei Lu widened his eyes and he shook his head. It had almost been a month and no matter where he hid, he would always be blocked by Li Jun. If not for the fact that 666 had said that there was nothing on him, he would have suspected that Li Jun had sneakily attached a tracker on him. 

Li Jun revealed a look of regret, “We’re really not playing anymore? Maybe next time, in that corner at the back of the building……”

“!!!” Pei Lu quickly pounced up to cover his mouth. Because of the shame and anger, even his eyes were watery and moist. 

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The author has something to say:

Pei Lu: Disdain for the big bird, hmph╭(╯^╰)╮