Neechan no Shinyuu ni Kokuhaku Sareta Ore ha, Neechan ni Satsu sa re Sou ni Natte Iru

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How am I going to be eaten? 

What are you even talking about anee-chan? 

[TL: yes it changes… nee-chan to anee-chan.]

You’re definitely not talking about normal ‘eating’, right? Like eating an edible food in a normal sense, you don’t mean that type of eating… or are you…

It’s foolish to think about it now. I already know about her intentions at this point of time. I’m about to get attacked. Moreover, by my own anee. 

I am also unable to escape this room. 

I can’t get out of this room in any way. There was nothing I could do about it any more. 

I don’t have the courage to jump out of the window. Then what should I do? I don’t know but I must protect myself from being attacked.

It’s a ‘must’.

For the moment, let’s divert her attention by talking about matters that previously happened. 

Thinking that way, I asked my ane-chan the follows:

“Say, aanee-chan, is Hoshino-san and Mai-san doing fine?”

“Nn? Hoshino and Mai? Yeah, I guess they are alright, but… why? Do you like them? You must like them if you are asking about them, right? Which one of them do you like? Which one?”

This is bad. The situation is again turning in the way where my anee-chan will again lose control of herself. For the time being, I must calm her down without further ado. 

“I don’t like either of them.”

“Is it true, is it? You know what will happen to them if it isn’t, you know right?”

“…”

“What will happen then… My anee-chan might seriously go for the kill. I decided to change the subject yet again.

“Well, if my anee-chan overwrites it then my mom and dad will definitely be disappointed.”

If I were to talk about this matter to my parents, even my anee-chan would be forced to…

“If they want to get disappointed then let them be. I am going to climb that wall like it’s normal.”

My anee-chan said so. Is there no way to stop her now?

“A~ah really, because of Sorata starting so many unnecessary chit-chats, see how much time got wasted before overwriting you. Well, on the contrary I’ll just make it feel even better to encompass the lost time ♥️.”

I guess it’s over…

“We’re home, Sorata and Yuuna. Your mom and dad have returned.”

Just as I had made up my mind, I heard their voices from the first floor. 

Mom. Dad. Please save me. I remembered that my sister had told me earlier that she had sound-proofed her room, probably for moments like these. The only time she had mentioned it to me about her room being sound-proof was before the incident that happened with Hoshino-san and Mai-san. From that time on, my anee-chan… 

“Oh, Sorata, Yuuna, why are you not answering me? You guys must be embarrassed because you’re in your adolescence right~. Even though you don’t need to feel so nervous. I’ll come to both of you then.”

My mother said that loudly in a long monologue. 

It was because our mother is a natural airhead. I hear mother climbing up the stairs, the sound of her footsteps getting close. 

When I glanced at my anee-chan once again, she looked impatient and fidgety. What happened to all those bravery she had earlier on. I guess even if it’s my anee-chan, she is still unable to beat our mother. 

*Gacha (door opening)

My anee-chan and I turned towards the door at the same time.

“Huh? Sorata is not here? Why is he not here when I came home already?”

My mother opened the door of my room it seems. The room next to mine is my anee-chan’s room. The room in which we both are presently in.

*Click*

“I’m home, Yuuna.”

My mother opened the door and faced us. She looked around the room for a while and quickly closed the door. Wait mom! Stop her! Rather, how were you even able to open the door!? 

My head was totally in confusion. 

“Ku~ I should have modified the handle of the door so that it couldn’t be unlocked from outside.”

My anee-chan muttered in a small voice.