One Punch Man King Engine

Boom!

In an instant, a big hole was opened in the wall of the refuge, and a tall figure stood looming in the smoke and dust that floated up.

Kaka!

The figure walked step by step, passing through the dust, revealing its full face. It was an intelligent robot, more than five meters tall, with a metallic luster all over its body. It carried a two-meter-long and half-meter-wide sword on its back. It is carrying two rocket launchers.

"Ah? It's a god-level weirdo—the Terminator, everyone run."

"Help, who can help me."

The citizens who had taken refuge were frightened and scattered, screaming loudly.

Boom!

The rocket launcher on the robot's shoulder fired violently, and a shell bombarded the shelter, the walls collapsed, and flames blazed everywhere.

"Hey, stop!"

A figure walked out in the firelight, his cold voice passed through the sparks, his stern eyes, indifferent expression, and ruthless aura...

"Ah!? It's the king, the S-class hero king."

"So what if the king is here? The opponent is a god-level monster. No matter how strong the king is, he can't beat the opponent. If he comes, he will die in vain. It is better to run away and save his life."

"King, run quickly and save your strength to do more meaningful things."

The citizens who were crushed by the wall screamed.

"Escape?" Wang Feng twitched his lips, and said with a smile: "If the hero escapes, who will fight?" He looked directly at the robot, and the off-screen dubbing "Tudu-Tutu-Tutu-" sounded at the right time.

"This sound is... the Emperor Engine!?"

"King...has entered a fighting state."

"He could obviously escape, why did he stay and die?"

The citizens stared at the tall and straight figure in puzzlement.

"For what? He is for us!" A young man smashed his severely twisted leg with both hands, crying loudly: "King is for us who are incompetent. Even though he knew he would die, he did not hesitate, because he is a hero. He He is the hero who stood in front of us and shielded us from the wind and rain-"

"Hero? Ha, it's just an ant. I can beat him to a pulp with one fist." The robot seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world.

Wang Feng looked at the laughing robot quietly, and said calmly, "Have you laughed enough?"

"Ok?"

The robot gave Wang Feng a vicious look, "Hero shit, go to hell!" He swung his fist and hit Wang Feng.

boom!

Wang Feng flew upside down and crashed into a wall.

"Hey, king, let me finish you."

The robot was in control, kicked its feet, raised its fists high, and quickly approached the fallen Wang Feng.

"King, be careful..."

The survivors screamed in horror.

"As a hero, it's time to tell you what to do when faced with such a thrilling scene."

Wang Feng sat up, grinned suddenly, took out a pack of "Weilong" brand spicy sticks from behind, pointed at the camera and said: "At this time, I will eat a stick of spicy sticks to suppress my shock." He took out a spicy strip and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it a few times, and then swallowed it.

"Full of energy."

Wang Feng's momentum exploded, and he punched the robot.

"King!"

"King!"

The survivors shouted in unison.

Wang Feng held up the "Weilong" brand spicy sticks in front of the camera, "When facing danger, take a spicy stick to calm the shock and replenish high-heat energy. You can be a hero, too."

...

Wang Feng watched the commercial of "Weilong" hot strips on TV at home, and hid his face and dared not watch it again. His fame was ruined by this advertisement. Xiqi told him that the hero advertisement was a passionate advertisement.

Fuck, eating spicy strips is really hot, his blood boils, he sweats profusely, and he gets angry easily,

However, this is not the same as the heroic blood I understand! ?

He wanted to cry but had no tears. If he knew it was this kind of advertisement, he would not shoot it if he was killed. But at that time, he was already on the verge of riding a tiger, so he could only grit his teeth and bite the bullet.

"Well, go out to get some air, you're going to die of depression."

Since he filmed this "Weilong" commercial, he hasn't gone out for several days, afraid of being recognized, he pointed at him and said, "Hey, isn't that Weilong king?"

Young birthday slightly!

He put on the necessary black peaked cap to hide his face, opened the door and went out.

...

boom!

There was an explosion, and Wang Feng, who had just left the house, stared blankly at the collapsed wall in front of him. Outside the damaged wall stood a robot full of gun holes.

"Target found, target locked, incendiary cannon ready..."

The outstretched palm of the robot suddenly sprayed out a large amount of flames. Wang Feng couldn't dodge it, and was burned. A burst of flames passed by, and Wang Feng's clothes were completely burned, leaving only a pair of boxer underwear alone.

"The target still has signs of life, the rocket launcher is ready..."

The robot's data-flashing eyes scanned the flames for a while, and the gun holes all over its body protruded, and a yellow fire light lit up in each gun hole.

Boom boom boom!

Continuously spray more than a dozen rockets.

"Damn it."

Wang Feng crossed his arms together to block his face, and the rockets arrived in the blink of an eye, all bombarding him.

Boom! Boom!

Explosions sounded, and the house was turned into ruins. Wang Feng stood up from the ruins panting, his body was scorched, he stared at the robot coldly, and shouted: "Who the hell are you? Who sent you here? "

"The target is not dead, the nuclear battery self-explosion system is activated..."

"Self-explosion!?"

Wang Feng was startled and was about to dodge, but the robot rushed over and hugged him one step ahead of him, half a second later...

boom! !

Looking from a distance, a mushroom cloud rose into the sky.

"asshole!"

After the gunpowder smoke passed, Wang Feng stood steadily on the ruins and stared at a pile of tattered robots, with a solemn expression. His clothes had been burned away, leaving only a pair of underwear intact after the incendiary cannon, rocket launcher and nuclear explosion. .

At this time, a voice-over came in: "No matter what kind of artillery fire the Ness underwear is under, it is still intact. It is the underwear that heroes can always rely on."

"Nice underwear is durable, breathable and refreshing, really nice (Nice: nice) underwear."

...

what! ?

Wang Feng, who had just opened the door and was about to go out, suddenly heard the advertisement broadcast on the TV with his back turned off. He staggered, and felt hopeless for a moment. According to the two advertisements proposed by the Heroes Association, one is a passionate advertisement, um, the fact It's a Latiao ad, and the other one is a passion ad, huh, isn't the underwear ad passionate enough?

Well, Association of Heroes, Xi Qi, I remember you, don't let me take the opportunity, or you will vomit blood.

He held on to the door, feeling as uncomfortable as eating a dead fly, his liver and gallbladder hurt, and he was vomiting blood madly in his heart.

...

No-man's Street in Z City.

Saitama lay reclined in his bed, staring at the Ness underwear advertisement on TV, seeing that the Ness underwear worn by Wang Feng in the ad was still fine after being bombarded several times, he hung his dead fish eyes and scratched. Scratching his crotch, he said to himself: "That man's underwear is so strong, I really want a pair. I don't know if there is a special sale in the supermarket that sells Nice underwear..."

Saitama met Wang Feng for the first time in his life, and it was from an underwear commercial, which...is a bit embarrassing!