One Punch Man King Engine

"Hey, King, we have already arranged the itinerary for the hero promotional event, is it convenient for you to come over these few days?"

"Xiqi, if I'm asked to accept that kind of product advertisement in the future, I'll blow you into ashes. Also, I've been upset these days and I don't have time."

With just a few words, the phone call between Wang Feng and Xi Qi ended immediately.

"Well, if this hero promotional event is some kind of movie promotion or company promotion, I will definitely kick Xi Qi's big nose."

Wang Feng’s commercials for “Weilong” spicy strips and Ness underwear that he filmed two days ago have already become popular in 26 cities. Countless men, women, young and old always carry bags of spicy strips with them when they go to the streets. When weird people appear, they don’t scream or run away. , but to calmly eat spicy sticks to suppress the shock. What's more, some people really believe that Ness underwear is better than bulletproof vests, and they wear Ness underwear all over their bodies to find strange people. Of course, the ending is naturally terrible.

Alas, this is the tragedy of the discrepancy between advertising and products, but there is no advertising law in this world, and no one manages the nonsense advertising industry.

Faced with this situation, Wang Feng went on the M city TV station that night to tell everyone not to believe in the advertisements. The hot strips actually do not have the function of replenishing energy, and Nice is also unable to resist the rockets, so everyone should shop rationally.

Even so, "Weilong" spicy strips and Ness underwear are still popular all over the world, and the sales of the two companies are rising. When other companies see this miraculous situation, they are immediately jealous, and they have come to the Heroes Association to pay and demand. King helped shoot the advertisement.

The Heroes Association wanted to make money, but Wang Feng had already spoken. They didn't dare to challenge Wang Feng's bottom line, so they reluctantly rejected the merchants' offers, and at the same time actively recommended other heroes and asked the merchants for quotations.

Not to mention, quite a few businessmen found other heroes to endorse their products. Although they didn't have the sensational effect of Wang Feng, they still played a certain role and increased a lot of sales.

The professional hero of the Heroes Association has become a brand-new profession, which combines the characteristics of various traditional professions such as celebrities and policemen. Letters are also as well-known as celebrities, and even endorse products, and at the same time, they have the responsibility of the police and soldiers - eliminating monsters and resisting disasters, and have their own characteristics: C-level heroes will actively do good deeds and close the relationship with the public .

In short, heroes have become a new profession that is popular among people, and many young people are eager to become a hero. Unfortunately, the hero assessment of the Hero Association is becoming more and more strict, resulting in the number of heroes being unable to increase. Six examination rooms are opened every half a month The selection of heroes started from the first hero selection exam, and now it has reached the 51st session. More and more people have taken the exam, and the 51st session has reached more than 10,000 people. However, very few people can pass. In each assessment, basically only two or three people can become heroes here and there, and there are even a few of them who are all unqualified.

This assessment system is already very strict, but the Heroes Association thinks it is not enough, and continues to increase the difficulty of the assessment. It is conceivable that those who can pass the assessment in the future will definitely be the elites of human force.

"Cut, I'm so depressed, go out for a walk to get some air."

Before Wang Feng went out, he observed the vaccine human egg, and found that there was still no movement after a few days, and he didn't know if it was a dead egg.

"Supermarket Special, Supermarket Special, Weilong Latiao, everyone come and buy."

"Our Pingyi store has newly added a batch of Nice underwear. Welcome everyone to come and buy."

"Buy a pair of Nice underwear and get a free poster of King wearing only pants. Girls, don't miss it when you pass by. Buy it and kneel and lick it..."

Wang Feng was dumbfounded when he went out on the street. The street was full of people selling Milong spicy sticks and Ness underwear. He knew that his two advertisements had caused a sensation, but he never expected it to become so popular. A phenomenon, um, a phenomenon-level advertisement-King Hot Blood Latiao and King Passionate Underpants.

A young middle schooler on the street chewed spicy strips and shouted loudly: "If the hero escapes, who will fight?"

Wang Feng's plagiarism of Saitama's words has become popular, and it has become the slogan that teenagers must shout before fighting. This sentence, which was originally full of enthusiasm, has become full of breath in the middle two.

"Wow, king is so cool."

A girl came out of the lingerie shop, holding a bag in her hand with the Nice logo "▼" on it, an inverted triangle, and holding a poster showing King standing in the ruins wearing only his underwear, coldly Emoticons are highly sought after by women.

Wang Feng looked at the girl with black lines all over his head, staring at the honey bulge on the king's underwear in the poster with glowing eyes, little sister, where are you looking! ? Uncle, I am also a person who wants face.

"Oh, the world is getting worse..."

He shook his head and sighed pitifully.

"Little sister, give me your panties..."

Just when Wang Feng was about to leave, a rough voice came. He looked back, and saw an enlarged version of the boxer underwear. A face was printed on the underwear, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a wide nose and sausage mouth. Rugged, complete limbs, gloves on both hands, oh no, if you look closely, they are briefs, and you are wearing flip-flops on your feet, hey, what a mess, it’s not flip-flops, but thong (river crab) pants, on your head Wearing a turban hat, er, it seems to be a pair of... boxer briefs, I wipe it, then... the brand symbol is an inverted triangle-Nice! ?

Is this... The Underpants Freak?

"Ah!? Weird..."

The girl who bought the underwear just now let out a high-pitched scream. Immediately, she unfolded the poster and shouted: "Husband king, please protect me..."

Wang Feng: "..." Is there really such a naive person in the world? Do you think his figures can ward off evil spirits? If so, what else is a hero to do? Just put up his portrait in front of everyone's door, then the world will be peaceful.

"Ah, idol~"

However, when the weirdo in underwear saw the portrait of King, his big eyes glared, shining brightly, covering his face with his hands, screaming excitedly and shyly like a star-struck girl.

"..."

Weird things happen every year, especially this year, oh shit, I still have weirdo fans?

Wang Feng touched the tip of his nose, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"Urgent notice, urgent notice, citizens of M City, please pay attention, there is a monster in underwear in the commercial street, and the evaluation level is a wolf. Before the monster is eliminated, please don't approach it, please don't approach it..."

The weirdo siren of the association in M ​​City sent out a notification.

"Ah? The weirdo is coming, run away."

"Have a spicy stick to calm your shock."

"Don't be afraid, I have Ness underwear, his damage won't work on me."

Hearing the announcement from the Heroes Association, the busy commercial street immediately panicked and ran away screaming.

"Since you are also a fan of Master King, I will let you go."

After seeing the poster of King's character, the weirdo in underwear showed mercy and let the girl go.

"Thank you husband for protecting me."

The girl kissed the king's portrait in surprise, it's nothing, the problem is girl, where do you put your mouth? Can you be more serious? Brother is also a person with head and face, if you do this, I don't want to lose face! ?

"Hey, guy in the peaked cap, hand over your panties."

The pedestrians on the street ran away, leaving only Wang Feng who did not move. If it was him before, he would have run away long ago, but now that he holds two two-star cards and one four-star card, he will be afraid of a Wolf monster?

He already has the capital not to run away. Since he came to this world, he always runs away every time he meets a weirdo... It's too shameful, he is also a passionate man, and he also looks forward to a hearty battle. This time...

"Let me have a good fight!"

The corners of Wang Feng's mouth hidden under the peaked cap hooked up, and all the cells in his body became excited. Is the first battle in his life finally coming? Then... which card should we use to end you? panties?

"Lightning strike!"

A loud roar sounded suddenly from behind the weird underpants, and an iron rod with an electric arc slammed into the back of the weird underpants.

"what!?"

The underpants groaned in pain, staggered and fell to the ground, convulsing and numb all over, like a Parkinson's disease attack.

"Hey, KO!"

The attacker triumphantly judged.

Wang Feng glanced at the assailant and the weird underpants who had no combat power, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "I... shit!?" The excitement in his body drifted away lonely with the wind.