The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

C41 – Cartoonist

When he woke up the following morning, Xu Yangyi opened his drowsy eyes and rubbed them. Then he sat upright and surveyed the neat room.

After a quick look around, Xu Yangyi weakly slumped back onto the bed, “So I’m not dreaming! I actually married a man, and he’s even in the army’s ‘enclosure.'”

Xu Yangyi rolled over in bed, seething with anger. Annoyed, he covered his head and cursed before getting up and heading into the bathroom.

Standing in front of the wardrobe after freshening up, Xu Yangyi didn’t hold much hope. Could he possibly just wrap a towel around himself? However, when he opened the closet, his mouth involuntarily twitched as he noticed all of his clothes neatly arranged inside.

Xu Yangyi had another ominous feeling. He glanced at the nearby desk and found his laptop, school bag, and summer homework all there. His phone still had plenty of battery left.

This time, Xu Yangyi’s mouth twitched with confusion. Unsure how to respond, he hastily made his way to his phone and called his father, Xu Jing.

“You rotten dad, explain to me right now why my things are with Hee Jingyan.” As soon as the call connected, Xu Yangyi exploded in anger.

Xu Jing knew that once Xu Yangyi woke up, he would have to endure his scolding, so he braced himself. However, when he heard Xu Yangyi’s angry voice, he left the room and uttered in despair, “Yangyi! Dad is also having a hard time. Your partner left early in the morning!”

“Who the hell is my partner!” Xu Yangyi immediately retorted the moment Xu Jing mentioned “partner.”

The corner of Xu Jing’s mouth twitched. “Just because he called you his wife affectionately, I thought something happened! Besides, Hee Jingyan knows you’re a man, so he doesn’t mind. He told me to trust you with him.” Xu Jing was also suffering!

“Eat, eat, eat… What the hell was he eating? Who the hell was he eating in front of that treacherous man!? What is there to trust! If you dare to agree, I’ll kick you to death.” Upon hearing Xu Jing’s mention of being eaten by Hee Jingyan and how casually he said it, Xu Yangyi’s mind immediately raced with thoughts about what Hee Jingyan wanted him to do. However, he swiftly warned Xu Jing as well. Yet, Xu Jing thought to himself that it was already too late.

Xu Jing sighed helplessly and said, “Oh, Yangyi! Are you finding it so difficult to speak properly right now? He couldn’t have possibly eaten you! Although dad is fine with two men being together, being the bottom is tough. You have to endure the pain…”

Xu Jing continued rambling, but before he could finish, Xu Yangyi let out a loud scream and bellowed, “Do you want to die, old man!? Who wants to be with another man!? Shut your mouth.”

“Why should I be with a man? Am I out of my mind?” Xu Yangyi felt an overwhelming anger, wishing to slap Xu Jing to death. His face turned green from the fury.

The reason Xu Jing could analyze men so calmly was due to his occupational disease. Being a male cartoonist and having some fame in the world of male comics, Xu Jing made Xu Yangyi wear a wedding dress as a replacement for Xu Nuannuan. “Only a father with an enormous ego would treat his son like this!”

“I need to get out of this place. Hurry up and come up with a plan to help me escape, or you’ll be in serious trouble.” It seemed that regardless of the target, Xu Yangyi liked to use threats.

Upon hearing this, Xu Jing’s face darkened. Earlier in the morning, when Hee Jingyan came to help Xu Yangyi carry the luggage, Xu Jing had “kindly” warned him not to have any wicked intentions, or else the consequences would be severe.

“Yangyi! It’s not that your dad doesn’t want to help you, but your husband is just too terrifying. Dad can’t handle it, so just pray for yourself!”

This was a show where he was selling out his own son.