The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

C46 – You’re a Man?

“Stinky uncle?” When these words reached the squad leader’s ears, it felt like a blow to the core of his being.

I’m only twenty-five this year, who is this little girl calling me a smelly uncle?

However, the squad leader was different. He wasn’t swayed by Xu Yangyi’s appearance in the slightest. Perhaps this was an example of being a team leader!

“Or what? Do you want me to address you as ‘Uncle Smelly’?” Xu Yangyi cast a bored glance at him before walking away. At first, he seemed unbothered, but then Xu Yangyi added in a low voice, “He looks like a guy in his thirties. Why don’t you call him that?”

As Xu Yangyi’s voice wasn’t particularly soft, all the soldiers heard it. They covered their mouths and chuckled. And what about the squad leader? It felt as though a lightning bolt had struck him, reducing him to nothingness.

What he despised the most was being told that he looked mature because it often led to mockery. It was true that he didn’t appear to be twenty-five and instead resembled someone much older. Perhaps it was due to being exposed to the sun every day during training! His complexion had turned as dark as charcoal, concealing his true age.

“You, little girl, stop right there!” The captain shouted loudly, his eyes brimming with anger, as he blocked Xu Yangyi’s path.

What about Xu Yangyi? Initially, he didn’t have the inclination to argue with the team leader, but when this guy referred to him as a little girl, he instantly stepped into his electric zone.

Xu Yangyi’s eyes brimmed with danger as he reached out to grab the captain’s collar. “What did you say? Do you want to fight, you stinky uncle?” His anger surged to the surface.

The team leader was taken aback by Xu Yangyi’s unexpected rudeness and violence, considering how adorable he appeared. But how could a soldier be challenged by others? The team leader glanced at Xu Yangyi, then down at him, and retorted, “Don’t cry later, little girl.”

But in truth, she was also a damn little girl… Xu Yangyi’s mouth twitched uncontrollably, and he could no longer contain his anger. “Who’s the little girl? I’m a man!” With those words, he flung the squad leader aside like a bolt of lightning. To top it off, he even rolled up his sleeves, seemingly ready to go all out against the squad leader.

The soldiers exclaimed once more. Witnessing their captain being ruthlessly slammed into the ground, their hearts ached.

Yet, the bewildered squad leader, who had become the object of Xu Yangyi’s wrath, mumbled, “Male? Are you really a man?” His mouth hung open wide enough to fit an egg, and the shock they all experienced was beyond words. The memory of being thrown to the ground by Xu Yangyi was completely forgotten.

“Of course it’s a man! Are you fucking blind?” Xu Yangyi grew even angrier as he witnessed the captain’s expression of shock.

The nearby soldiers exclaimed loudly and then collectively gazed at Xu Yangyi.

“A male? Are you serious? It clearly looks like a girl.”

“Damn, just look at this, he doesn’t even have a chest!”

“Haven’t they said that generally cute people are weaklings? I thought so.”

“But listen to that voice, it’s definitely a boy’s voice!”

“No, no, I’m confused, it’s obviously a woman! How can there be such an adorable boy in the world?”

……

The soldiers were in disarray! Xu Yangyi’s appearance was simply unlike that of a man. How could such an astonishing level of cuteness belong to a boy? That was their perspective, as the soldiers in the army were all tough men, so it was natural for them to be taken aback.