This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill

Ding!

-[The activation mission has been completed. Heavenly Suicide System has been officially activated!]-

-[The novice gift package has been issued, please check and collect it yourself.]-

...

Hiding in his own room, Shinomiya Aoba, who did not dare to make any movements, was looking at the system in his mind.

Although he was very happy that the system was successfully activated, wasn't this system name a bit too... what was it?

However, when he carefully recalled the first mission he had done, it was really f*ckingHeavenly Suicide!

The name of this shitty system was not wrong!

After thinking about the system's name, Aoba started to complain about the system interface.

According to what he knew, those systems should all be high-level. How did it become a graveyard in his system interface?

And there was a tombstone in the middle.

Looking carefully, what was written was his name!

This young master hasn't died yet. How could he have even set up a tombstone?

"Oy, System! Dog System, come out! Let's have a good chat!" Aoba howled in his mind.

In the end, a few big words appeared in front of his eyes.

-[The system is dead. If there is something, burn the paper.]-

'F*ck you!'

Having such a stupid system, Aoba was so angry that his whole body trembled.

'Heart as clear as ice, heart as clear as ice, heart as clear as ice, heart as clear as ice….'

'It's okay… this shitty system is not shocking. This young master will not lower himself to the same level as this dog system.

'Let's forget it and take a look.'

Then, with a thought, he touched his own tombstone… 'Why was it so awkward!'

With a whoosh, the distance pulled closer to the scenery. The tombstone was magnified many times, and the small characters on it could all be seen clearly.

[Body]: Shinomiya Aoba

[Achievements Before Life]: Unreliable Child

[Funeral Product]: Novice Gift x1

[Body Qualification]: A trashy fighter, recommended to be buried on the spot.

…...

Shivering...

After Shinomiya Aoba finished reading these things, not only was he trembling with anger, but his face was also ashen, and his teeth were about to break!

"Dog System! System! I will never forgive you!"

Aoba opened the column of [Funeral Goods]again, and then took a deep breath to open the novice gift package.

If Obito wanted to kill him, this novice gift bag was probably the only thing he could rely on to make a comeback. Therefore, in the process of opening it, he was so nervous that he forgot about being repeatedly humiliated by the dog system for a moment.

-[The novice gift bag has been opened…]-

-[Randomly obtaining three[Funeral Goods]]-

-[ I wish you a happy death. When you reach the bottom, remember to give five stars a good review!]-

Ding!

-[Congratulations, you have obtained [Poor Quality Self Healing Body], [Halo Thorns], and [Hardening].]-

Aoba quickly checked these three items!

First, The [Poor Quality Self Healing Body]could consume physical strength to speed up the healing of wounds, but a Level-0 Poor Quality Self-Healing Body could only speed up the healing speed by one fold.

What's the point of increasing it by one fold!

The injuries that were originally healed in two weeks would heal in a week...

Alright, it was better than nothing.

The second was the LV-0 [Halo Thorns], which was activated.

The effect is to reflect 10 of the enemy's physical attacks in close combat.

It seems... okay?

My ass!

Perhaps this thing will be useful in the future, but it will be of no help to his current situation at all!

If Obito slashed at him, and he died… then what was the difference?

There was also the last one, [Hardening].

The effect was to consume physical strength to increase the hardness of the body.

It was a very ordinary ability.

Take a look at these three drawn Funeral Goods...

Self-healing, counter-injury, defense, all of them were alive!

This encouraged him to walk further and further down the road to death!

However, no matter what, this [hardening] is quite practical. It can save your life at a critical moment!

"Hu..."

After feeling a little more at ease (about the size of a strand of hair), Aoba studied the system again and finally confirmed that he no longer had any other trump cards. Then, he fell into a deep sleep.

......

The next day, when Aoba opened his eyes in a daze, he was immediately shocked!

This was because Obito was holding Madara's sickle and standing beside his bed with a lifeless look as if he could send him to hell at any time!

Aoba could not see through what Obito was thinking at this time, and he swallowed hard.

For a moment, neither of them spoke first, and the air began to gradually stagnate.

"Am I... going to die?"

After thinking about it, Aoba gritted his teeth and broke the silence first. He was afraid that if this stalemate continued, he would really be cut down.

Looking at his frightened appearance, Obito lowered his eyelids and slowly said, "Although Madara said it's fine to kill you, I want to give you a chance to choose."

"The first choice, I will seal your brain to prevent the information from leaking out. Then I will let White Zetsu send you out of here. Whether you live or die afterward has nothing to do with me."

"The second choice is to work for me, but you may die faster."

"Now, choose."

After listening to these two choices, Aoba immediately breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the efforts he had made before were not in vain. Although Obito had turned black, he still decided to let him go for the sake of his previous feelings.

As for which path to choose, was there a need to think about it? Of course, it was first...

Ding!

[The death-seeking mission has been released!]

[Mission name: I want to be a bad person]

[Description: Choose to help Obito —-In the face of a friend's request, how can you shrink back?]

[Quest reward: Tattered Wooden Treasure Chest x1]

[Quest failure: System self-destruct —-Ah, I want to die!]

[Second phase:??? (Not yet opened)]

..................

'F*ck me…'

Looking at the suicide mission that suddenly popped up, Aoba almost spat out a mouthful of blood!

This made him unable to live!

The first thing he did was to go against Uchiha Madara and then the blackened Uchiha Obito. The surname Uchiha was simply poisonous!

Looking at his uncertain expression, a trace of doubt flashed through Obito's heart. Logically speaking, he should not hesitate. He should just directly choose the first one.

This was also the only thing he could do for him

However, a few seconds later.

"I choose the second one!"

When Aoba gritted his teeth and shouted out this decision, Obito was obviously stunned for a moment.

'No, why do you have to do this!'

'Living well, doesn't it sound good?'

"Have you thought it over? If you choose this path, you may not live until tomorrow."

Obito pulled a long face and almost pointed his finger at his nose to let this guy choose the first one.

As for Aoba himself, he wanted to cry but had no tears.

'I know, I know!'

'But the more you emphasize the danger, the more I have no choice!'

'I beg you, don't say anymore!'