Unfortunately, Not a Grown Up

Sunnyshies: Chao chao! Its been a while! Btw, I’ve changed the title! I wanted to stubbornly include “pianpian” in the title even though it’s not fl’s name, so I was confused for a long time. And the ugly title disturbed me so much that it affected my desire to tl the series. But not it was fixed! I’ll try to update regularly now…Well, I’ll try!

That’s it! Happy reading!

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Translator: Sunnyshies

Editor: Ryuubii

Chapter 17: Being discarded after having made use of1

The words that were said, the water that was spilled, Ji Pianpian can’t take it back.

That’s all…

Appointment and blind dates, rounding it up, it, is, not, too, far, off!

Ji Pianpian didn’t dare to see the high imitation account’s reply and hurriedly clicked to quit the game.

Shen Du stared at the game dialog box with a worried expression.

“Old Du, ah!” Li Xingqiao, who was restless about whether he would live or die tomorrow, was pacing back and forth in the room.

No one paid him any attention, nor prevented him from talking to himself:

“If you’re done with your speech, give me a cue.”

“If I could leave the amusement park alive, you should smile at me.”

“If I die, remember to collect my body.”

“Don’t worry, my will has already been written. The unfinished credits, the unwritten thesis, and the unsatisfactory defense are all inherited by my good brother, that is, you. Don’t be moved, we’re all brothers…”

He beeped for a long time, but no one told him to get out. Li Xingqiao was quite uncomfortable.

“What’s the matter?” Li Xingqiao came over, “It’s your Brother Li, who’s going under the guillotine. Why are you being a Shen Du-du with a cold face?”

If he didn’t see it, he would not have known. One look and he was shocked.

In the big game dialog box, the little mage’s words hit the nail on the head——

Jiejie is going on a blind date tomorrow.

Blind, Date!

The little ancestor is going on a blind date?!

The girl he had been pursuing for half a month has flown?

Li Xingqiao: “Ah, this…”

After taking a quick retreat, Brother Li changed into Little brother Li in seconds. He was terrified and quickly transformed under the cold air.

Worthy of being a little ancestor.

As expected of the strange woman, who pigeoned Du-shen for a week, she saw Du-shen as nothing!

In the face of the half-month-long “pursuit” of the number one god in the region, it’s not enough to remain unmoved, she can still go on a blind date calmly…

Heartbreaking, Ancestor!

Is DuWo chasing this unlucky little mage?

It may not be in the eyes of others.

But in the eyes of Li Xingqiao, it is already a passionate pursuit!

People who knew Shen Du all know how uncomfortable he is with women.

Don’t mention anything before high school, Li Xingqiao did not know him yet. Since he came to N University, as the school grass’2 roommate, Li Xingqiao witnessed what is called queuing to confess, and what is called cold and ruthless.

S**y, glamorous, cute, playful…

Mature senior, childish junior…

The big jiejie who graduated, the little girl in the roadside milk tea shop…

In short, there was no type that Li Xingqiao couldn’t think of, only the countless girls that Shen Du had rejected.

Don’t talk about rumors, Li Xingqiao once doubted his roommate’s sexual orientation.

Later, seeing that he had no sexual interest in such a bright, cheerful, handsome, and humorous roommate, Li Xingqiao was relieved.

It’s not that he has no preference for men, but he really has no preferences.

This man, there is no such thing as love in his mind at all!

With these summaries as premise, and comparing them with Shen Du’s attitude towards this unlucky Little ancestor, it’s not just a passionate pursuit, it’s a lifelong decision.

Waiting for a week in agony.

Double mount, setting off fireworks, checking in on Lover’s Island.

In the end, in order to make the little girl happy, he even took out an hour every day to play his most hated milk dad occupation3.

Rounding up…

Are they going to grow old together?

However, God is so fair.

Du-shen, who has rejected countless girls, was finally forced to tumble.

He pursued for half a month, only to pursue loneliness.

The little ancestor is going on a blind date.

Li Xingqiao thought about himself, then looked at Shen Du again, and said with a lot of melancholy: “We are really… brothers in the same boat4.”

Shen Du: “…”

Li Xingqiao has endured the hardships of age: “Being older and younger won’t do anymore, ah.”

His Mumu is a minor, he is really going to die; while old Du’s little ancestor, although she’s already an adult, she’s going to have a blind date, so he’s still dead.

What’s wrong with this world?

Love doesn’t care about gender, how come age has become their roadblock now!

Shen Du sneered: “She is a senior at most.”

Li Xingqiao: “?”

Shen Du finally took his eyes off the word “blind date” and said slowly: “High school students can’t use computers every day, and she’s too childish to work. If she’s a freshman or a sophomore, she will not be so busy during winter vacation. Also, it’s only a senior who is busy with either postgraduate entrance examinations or busy with an internship program.”

So straightforward.

So justified.

So logical.

Li Xingqiao cried with envy: “Wow, I really hope my baby is also a senior college girl, ah…”

Shen Du ignored him and fixed his eyes on the game.

The little mage who threw down this sentence was already offline. This grayed-out name is really what you called cold and ruthless.

Is Shen Du really, as Li Xingqiao thought, pursuing this unlucky little mage?

Not really.

This was due to a misunderstanding, and as it turned out, Shen Du owed the little girl an apology.

Apologizing doesn’t just end with just talking. He killed her more than 30 times and made her lose interest in the game, which is his biggest fault.

Shen Du coaxed her to be happy, took her to level up, and did more to make up for it.

Of course, he didn’t force himself.

In the past week or so, Shen Du felt relaxed and comfortable, and even felt expectations.

An hour of each night passed without him realizing it, and when the little mage went offline, he wished to continue more.

Shen Du looked at the sentence in the dialog box and saw those two words——

Blind date.

There’s no way she’s going on a blind date.

But…

Very upset.

Shen Du quit his trumpet and logged on to his full-level Dark Night Assassin.

Li Xingqiao has no interest in playing games and is just hitch-watching, but he is not clear on what Shen Du is going to do.

Then he saw the man manipulate the night elf to go to the warehouse, and rummaged through a large pile of divine equipment and artifacts for a long time.

Li Xingqiao: “…you still kept it, ah.”

Shen Du: “En.”

Li Xingqiao watched Shen Du put a title card in the mailbox. Although he vaguely guessed what he was going to do, he was still full of disbelief.

Will this work?

This, will, work!

Shen Du sent Its you Pianpian a title card. This is the result of an earlier event. There is no special effect, it’s just for fun.

This one that Shen Du kept is especially fun, but Its you Pianpian can’t receive it now. She can only open her mailbox after level 20. And once she clicks on this title card, she then…

The little mage will immediately gain a title that resounds throughout the full server——

Being discarded after having made use of DuWo

These four words5 “Being discarded after having made use of” were even accompanied by lightning, it’s so cool.

Thinking of that scene, Li Xingqiao was speechless: As expected of you, the dark night thief with full marks for operations!

After quitting the game, Ji Pianpian’s mind is full of blind dates…

Ah pei, this amusement park thing.

Jiang Muxue elbowed her: “What about the promise of not falling in love early?”

Ji Pianpian stubbornly said: “It’s not early for Senior Shen, and I’m not in love.”

Jiang Muxue looked at her and smiled.

Ji Pianpian pretended to inadvertently ask her: “You can go to the amusement park with Senior Li, so why are you… um, taking me with you.”

Jiang Muxue: “Shen Du wants to date you.”

Ji Pianpian: “…”

Jiang Mu Xue looked at her cheeks with thin powder. Her hands felt itchy, so she went to get a handful of a pinch: “Little fool, Senior Shen is interested in you.”

Ji Pianpian’s heart jumped, and she blurted out: “How is that possible!”

Jiang Muxue looked at the girl in front of her:

Wide velvet pajamas covered her delicate and slender body, but it made her neck slender and her face small and lustrous;

On her white translucent skin, her lips are not bright but tender. The bridge of her nose is not so straight, but the tip of her nose is small and pretty, and the eyes are big and round;

Her eyelashes are distinct, the side of her eyes are hooked down, and the tail of her eyes are slightly raised. Her slightly drooping eyelids and translucent black pupils showed intelligence and agility.

“Be confident!” Jiang Muxue patted her shoulder, “As your sister had said earlier, you can let him taste the pain of love!”

“This is not a matter of self-confidence.” Ji Pianpian is very self-aware, “This is narcissism, arrogance, and conceit!”

Jiang Muxue smiled and collapsed in front of the wardrobe: “As expected, you’re writing small compositions every day. Your vocabulary is really rich.”

Ji Pianpian’s heart couldn’t help it.

She isn’t think much of it……

Really, not!

Blind date is an accident, sigh!

Last time when they ate together, Shen Du gave her a clear attitude. Although he poked her heart in all directions, there was no doubt that Shen Du was not interested in her, and he didn’t even leave any room for ambiguity.

It is reasonable to say that the two should have no chance to wish each other good wishes, so why go to the amusement park together again?

Du-shen is not someone who is obsessed with amusement parks!

Ji Pianpian couldn’t figure it out, but she couldn’t help but think.

Thinking wildly, thinking in a mess, thinking like chickens flying and dogs jumping6, but she didn’t dare to think about herself.

In 2008, although the second-generation ID card was popularized, it was far from the “one-card pass” that was more than ten years later.

At this time, real-name registration is not required in the amusement park. It is normal for one person to buy four tickets.

You don’t need an ID card to get a ticket, just a phone number.

As for student ID cards, Jiang Muxue and Ji Pianpin both have them.

This is thanks to F University. Although they all came to study their majors, because they live on campus, they will have their IDs checked when entering and leaving, so they are ready on the first day of “admission”.

If they are students of F University, they can see at a glance that their IDs were temporary, which are different from those of current students

But neither Li Xingqiao nor Shen had an intersection with FU, and it’s normal for them not to recognize it.

Besides, Jiang Muxue would not give Li Xingqiao a chance to identify it carefully.

As soon as his little girlfriend acted like a spoiled child, Li Xingqiao, who had been “pretending to be asleep” to some extent, was even more confused, so how could he see it clearly?

So it needs one to be sober to capture the truth!

For tomorrow’s date, Jiang Muxue is carefully choosing clothes.

Ji Pianpian looked at her: “Put on more clothes, it’s very cold.”

The amusement park is not like going to the mall to eat, it can accidentally freeze people into popsicles.

Jiang Muxue giggled: “It’s really cold, but it’s not cold if you have a boyfriend!”

Ji Pianpian：“……”

“Besides,” Jiang Muxue said sweetly: “It’s better to be cold, because only when it’s cold can I get a hug from Brother Xingqiao!”

Ji Pianpain’s teeth hurt: “I suspect you are abusing dogs7 and have the evidence!”

Jiang Muxue looked at her wardrobe and gave her some advice: “You should also wear fewer clothes, don’t wrap yourself like a small zongzi8!”

Ji Pianpian remembered the last time she froze into a dog and she shook her head rationally and calmly: “As a single dog, you must be conscious of taking care of yourself.”

On Saturday, as Ji Pianpian thought, it was freezing cold that it made people shiver.

Jiang Muxue wanted appearance but not warmth. She wore a short wool skirt with over-the-knee boots, showing a small section of her fair thighs. She wore a short coat with a fluffy collar, lining it with her delicate face, it looks beautiful… but cold.

Ji Pianpian was different. Heavy snow boots, a solid thick sweater, and a long down jacket wrapped around the calf, except for her small face that is fair and delicate, there’s no place for air to penetrate.

She’s wrapped more than a zongzi?

She’s basically a ball!

Jiang Muxue shouted that she hated iron for not becoming steel9.

Li Xingqiao and Shen Du made a special trip to meet them at F University, and Jiang Muxue saw them at a glance.

Jiang Muxue took a deep breath and whispered to Ji Pianpian: “Tell me, aren’t I and Brother Xingqiao in true love.”

Ji Pianpian：“?”

Jiang Muxue muttered: “If it’s not true love, how can I resist the temptation of his roommate!”

Ji Pianpian was silent: “…how did he tempt you?”

Jiang Muxue said confidently: “Even if this man just stands still, it’s already a dxmn temptation!”

Ji Pianpian：“………………”

She looked up and saw Shen Du.

En……

Jiang Mumu was right.

She, Ji Pianpian, couldn’t refute!