Unfortunately, Not a Grown Up

Chapter 4 : Game Geek 

Li Xingqiao didn’t even bother to roll his eyes, he cared more about this hidden mission involving millions of players.

The Black Rock Devil’s Cave has been stuck for so long, and the players at the full level are about to explode.

He can’t fight anyway. The benefits of the first pass (the first to clear the customs) are so attractive, the major guilds racked their brains, wanting to be the first in the whole server.

Until the game planners released a clue to the hidden mission. There were not a few bald people1 who stayed up late in the night, but the only person who really received the hidden mission was—— DuWo.

It’s not good luck, rather his strong power that reaches the standard.

As the one and only roommate of the party, Li Xingqiao is fortunate to know the whole picture.

There is only one trigger condition for this hidden mission: the battlefield score should be the first in the entire region.

When Li Xingqiao learned of this condition, he blurted out: “That dog game planners might as well just directly made a namedrop!”

Ranked first in the region with the most battlefield points, who else is there beside DuWo!

When Shen Du took the mission, Li Xingqiao scanned it again, and then blurted out: “This bunch of dog things are deliberately targeting you!

As everyone knows, Heaven’s Cry once changed the statistics2 specially for DuWo. For this reason, programmers were frustrated. After staying up several nights, there are bald people who are so heartbroken about their hair that they put the word “DuWo” on the hair growth solution, always remembering him.

With this previous situation, looking at this hidden mission, it is not difficult for people to have further thoughts

Public revenge!

No matter how rich the reward is, no matter how special the mission is, it doesn’t look like a player can complete it!

The hidden mission that Shen Du took had a total of ten rings. Each of the first nine rings is a nightmare, and all had to be completed alone. Li Xingqiao couldn’t even imagine how Shen Du would achieve the tenth ring, but he did.

If the first nine rings are h**l mode, then the tenth ring is the h**l mode of the nightmares in h**l!

The Black Rock Devil’s Cave is a large dungeon that requires a group of twenty-five people to enter. The system itself limits the entry of a single person, but Shen Du’s tenth ring mission is to escort a crispy NPC equivalent to a level 20 mage to the seventh floor of the Devil’s Cave alone.

Players have to work in a team to reach the seventh floor. It is simply impossible to do it alone.

Dark night assassins do have a variety of skills to conceal their forms, and if they sneak in by themselves, there may be shortcuts to take.

But Shen Du is not alone, his task is to protect a crispy NPC. It is impossible for a level 20 mage to sneak in. And to protect her comprehensively, he can only kill all the way in.

Oh, this d*mn task was f*cking pointing on something——

Once you die, the mission is considered failed and you need to start all over from the first ring.

Don’t blame Li Xingqiao for suspecting the motive of the game planners. If this is not a public revenge, then there is something fishy!

The hidden mission is unique, and the reward after completing it is really amazing, and it is not mandatory…

It barely belongs to the category of Jiang Taigong is fishing, and those who “can” take the bait.3

Li Xingqiao closely followed up from the first ring to the tenth ring. At this moment, he was more nervous than Shen Du: “You’ll be on the seventh floor soon. Is success in sight?”

Shen Du: “Water.”

Li Xingqiao gave him tea and water, only when he was done did he curse: “F*ck, I’m not a eunuch!” Unfortunately, it was too late.

Shen Du held the can. His slender index finger precisely used force and easily opened the ring with one hand. He raised his head slightly, and the swaying cold light on the screen was reflected on his surging Adam’s apple, as cold as sculpted by the cold wind.

Li Xingqiao sighed again: “Your army of fangirls is not here, so it’s no use acting so cool!”

Shen Du put down the can and looked at him: “Huh?”

Li Xingqiao: “…” This person’s popularity makes people angry to death. He even looks handsome just by raising his hand or something, it’s f*cking ridiculous!

Eunuch Li, ah no, Li Xingqiao focused on the business: “As long as you escort this little NPC to the seventh floor, this damn hidden mission will be complete?”

Shen Du: “It’s hard to say.”

Li Xingqiao was silent for a long time, then spoke astonishingly: “You can’t be allowed to fight Fallen God4 alone!”

There were endless high level players who formed countless large groups of 25 people, all to kill the Fallen God. Day and night, for an entire week, they still can’t kill him.

Shen Du is no longer a human being, but it is still impossible to single out the Fallen God!

Li Xingqiao is quite accomplished in his crow’s mouth5—— the game planners are not as good as he said, but they are not much better.

Finally they reached the seventh floor, Shen Du’s tenth ring mission unsurprisingly updated with the follow-up content. Li Xingqiao stared at the screen and read out: “Destroy the wedding of the Fallen God, and kill the bride of the Demon King.”

Wedding? Bride?

Who!

Shen Du’s eyes drooped slightly, and his dark eyes fell on the human girl on the screen.

Li Xingqiao heart thumped.

Who else could there be, who else would there be, there is one and only one girl present.

Good guys…

After escorting her for a long time, and coaxing her with a bunch of “sweet talk”, who do you want to kill again?

Be human6, you dog game planners!

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An hour ago, Ji Pianpian could not believe that she could go from the first floor to the seventh floor of the Black Rock Devil’s Cave.

She’s only at level 20, just a crispy little mage.

And she was was going to complete such a difficult hidden mission——

Ji Pianpian, you are not a game geek!

Ji Pianpian was full of joy, and even watched the high imitation account a lot more pleasing to the eye.

If it wasn’t for this guy saying something strange, she would think that he was the god.

After all, his strength is really strong, and she still doesn’t know how strong he is!

With this hour-long relationship, Ji Pianpian was grateful to him. Towards the end of the mission, she put aside her prejudices and typed two words seriously: “Thank you.”

Unexpectedly, Ji Pianpian pressed the send button, and the first sentence she said changed after falling into the dialog box: “I want to stay here with him.”

Ji Pianyan blinked, she was a little dazed: “What’s this situation?”

She was sure and certain. What she typed down was thank you, but why did this pop out?

Even if she types the wrong character, it is impossible to count the wrong number. There’s a big difference between two words and one sentence!

Ji Pianpian did not give up, and typed: “I just wanted to say thank you.”  After pressing send, the dialog box seemed to have its own thoughts: “Please go back.”

Ji Pianpian: “…”

Is Ji Heyu’s broken laptop infected by a virus?!

The night elf spoke, and the words he typed were still weird. He asked her, “Are you going to marry the Fallen God?”

Ji Pianpian was full of question marks.

The night elf stood coldly before her, and the temperature of the gloomy picture dropped sharply because of his gaze: “You deceived me.”

Ji Pianpian couldn’t help but slander: What is this eight o’clock dog-blood7 conversation? Why is this high imitation account getting more and more weird!

She still has to explain. Although Ji Pianpian also does not know why she plays the game like a scumbag: “I am doing a task, and the task requires me to pretend to be the bride of the Demon King.”

She typed so many words, but there were only three words that pooped up in the dialog box——

“I am sorry.”

Ji Pianpian: “???”

How can she be sorry? She did not say sorry to him!

Then a whooshing sound effects suddenly rang, and the familiar and unfamiliar sharp blade appeared on the screen. Ji Pianpian lightly inhaled, and could not help but hold the mouse tightly.

The dagger that slaughtered half of the Black Rock Devil’s Cave and opened the way for her, pierced her chest.

The green clothed little mage, blinked and fell to the ground with a mournful cry.

System prompt: You were killed by the player ‘DuWo’.

Ji Pianpian is dead. Ah bah, it is you who is dead!

The high imitation account killed her!

At the critical moment when she was about to complete the task, he killed her!

Ji Pianpian was confused for half a second, and found that there was a button under the system prompt—— Resurrect in Place.

She can be resurrected!

Ji Pianpian hurriedly clicked on the Resurrect in Place, and the screen turned from dark to bright, then the green clothed little mage stood up.

Unexpectedly, the night elf’s dagger reappeared, and the level 20 mage couldn’t even hide. She could only watch as he pierced her chest, blood flowed like water.

System prompt: You were killed by the player ‘DuWo’.

Dead again, she’s dead again!

Ji Pianpian exploded and typed with trembling fingers: “You, you dare to kill me again!”

But the dialogue box that popped up was surprisingly: “I just want to marry him!”

System prompt: You were killed by the player ‘DuWo’.

Ji Pianpian: “…”

…

Li Xingqiao tsked: “An unparalleled love! Old Du, you are really worthy of it. What a great wooden stick to beat the mandarin duck!8“

His voice fell, and Shen Du mercilessly killed the poor little NPC.

Li Xingqiao: “The Fallen God is in true love with the little NPC, and does not hesitate to consume his life to constantly resurrect her.”

From here, they can see a more detailed plot. It’s love between a human and a demon. The human girl is willing to live and die for the Demon King, and the Demon King does not hesitate to take his life to resurrect the girl.

The only player here, the terrible adult Master Du, was still beating the mandarin ducks with a stick, not even leaving a way for the people to live.

This hidden mission has enough pitfalls: If you don’t kill the little NPC, you can’t consume the vitality of the Fallen God, and if you don’t consume the life of the Fallen God, you can’t clear the Black Rock Devil’s Cave.

But what did the little NPC do wrong!

Li Xingqiao: “Fortunately, it’s just an NPC. If this is a player, If this is a player, she will definitely find you to have an offline PK every minute!”

The crow’s mouth did not brag, what Li Xingqiao is a prophecy.

…

Ji Pianpian, who had died countless times, became numb.

Resurrected and killed.

Resurrect and be killed again.

The thing she hates most in her life, besides hard-boiled eggs, is night elves!

She didn’t know how many times she had died, Ji Pianpian had already finished a pack of melon seeds, and finally there was no resurrection button on the screen. And at the same time, a full server announcement sounded——

Congratulations to the player ‘Pianpian XX’9 for successfully stealing the dragon’s heart, for successfully stealing the dragon’s heart. The Fallen God has lost the protection of the dragon!

As soon as this announcement came out, the game was shaken by an earthquake, and the World Channel exploded.

[F*ck, who is Pianpian XX? Where is this big boss? He even cleared the hidden mission!]

[Dragon Heart, it turns out to be the Immortal Dragon Heart! No wonder why this old thief, Fallen God can’t be killed!]

[Does losing the protection of the dragon clan mean that the Fallen God can be killed?]

[I have entered the team, and the first to pass the Black Rock Devil’s Cave will be this Laozi!]

Ji Pianpian’s melon seeds fell to the ground: “Eh!” Mission accomplished?

Li Xingqiao: “???”

The system announcement will hide part of the player’s ID, but who is Pianpian XX?

Who else could Pianpian XX be!

Li Xingqiao looked stiffly at the level 20 little mage on the screen. The girl’s green clothes were covered in blood, and the four-character ID dangling above her head—— Its you Pianpain.10

Li Xingqiao burst into a swear word: “She she she…”

Shen Du: “…”

Li Xingqiao: “She is a player!”

A player who was treated as a task NPC by Shen Du and killed thousands of times.

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The author has something to say:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Du-shen did a great job!【went berserk 】

Continue to send red envelopes~~~ The babies who leave messages are all, mua~!

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Sunnyshies: I forgot to mention, ML’s name is 沈度. The character 沈– could be read as /shěn/, /chén/ It’s not the same as the shen- meaning god, in Du-shen.

Also, Pianpian’s ID– I made a mistake there, so I changed the “me” to “you” in Its. hahaha…

Ji Pianpian’s game ID is 偏偏是你 – /piānpiān shì nǐ./ 你- is you. Its you Pianpian

So the “Its me Pianpian” 偏偏是我 – /Piānpiān shì wǒ/ Is Ji Pianpian’s username in QQ.