Unlucky Radish Occupied the Seat Again

Chu Ci was silent in an instant, and then asked quietly in his mind, “System, are you have program error?”

There was system in the computer that he played. He knew from Xuan Lin that the system program error would happen sometime cause unable to comprehend the thing. The system’s situation now was a bit similar to that.

“I’m fine!” Then the system said in a tone of hate iron for not become steel, “Why don’t you understand my intention?”

Chu Ci pretended to feel guilty as he lowered his head and poked the food in the bowl, while retorted to the system in his mind, “Think carefully about what you just said. Don’t tell me you forget that I’m currently together with the Little Wild-flower Xuan Lin. Although I’m just recently became human, but I have been a radish for a long time, I also know that if you like someone, you have to be single-minded. Now you want me to together with the Little White-flower, don’t you clearly forces me to the road of death? No need to wait until the target die, my future is hopeless.”

The system felt unhappy, he said confidently, “That is not necessary.”

Chu Ci was very helpless with the system’s persist, as his entire face wrinkled up.

His expression was seen by the Little White-flower.

The Little White-flower suddenly said, “Why do you care so much about my affairs?”

The Little White-flower’s voice immediately made Chu Ci returned to his senses from the conversation with the system. He raised his head and looked at the person opposite him.

“Just say you like him, say you like him!” The system encouraged when Chu Ci still didn’t think about what good to say.

Chu Ci shouted in his heart: ‘Your matter is related to my life and death. If I don’t care about you, who do I care about?’ But he couldn’t say that, and he also ignored the system’s idea, he said, “We are friends, and you are very good to me, so I hope you can be happy.”

The Little White-flower looked at Chu Ci meaningfully and said, “Actually, I’m very good now. I don’t care about it. It’s not bad to be like this for a lifetime.”

Chu Ci’s face was crumpled up again, ‘if you don’t care, then I’ll be finished!’

At this time, the system once again schadenfreude in the side, and said, “If you don’t listen to my words, you’ll suffer a loss. I will tell you that if you tell him that you like him, you can hook him up in minutes. The Little White-flower could be not pure like his name called.”

Chu Ci said helplessly, “If this could settle my problem, you think I don’t want to do it? But I’m afraid that the Little Wild-flower wouldn’t let it pass.”

The system encouraged, “You don’t really have to tell him that you like him, it’s okay as long as you made him like you. Don’t forget that your mission is to let the target together with the person he likes. As long as he likes you, with his special condition, is the next thing still a problem?”

Chu Ci wavered, after thought for a moment, he suddenly asked in concern, “Doesn’t the Little White-flower likes girl? Is it possible to change his preferences to the same gender?”

The system said, “Other people couldn’t do it, but you maybe capable.”

“What theory is this?” Chu Ci thought about it, and still felt it was the best if the Little White-flower liked others. It would be very dangerous to take the stage himself again. Moreover, he chose two girls yesterday. He should let the Little White-flower went to meet the other girl.

Enlightenment was still necessary before they met.

Chu Ci looked at the Little White-flower with sincere eyes and encouraged, “Go try to like a new person. What kind of couple did you and Yu Shuyao before, neither kissed nor do it. The couple should be like me and him. I guarantee you will never regret it if you personally experience it.”

The system suddenly interjected, “What you said is very dangerous.”

“Don’t disturb me!” Chu Ci said to the system before continued to enlighten the Little White-flower.

When he saw the Little White-flower’s face has obvious hesitation, Chu Ci felt the opportunity came and quickly said, “Go to meet another girl tomorrow, I guarantee it would definitely close to your expect!”

The Little White-flower still quietly looked at Chu Ci, and listened to his long speech. He admitted that he was persuaded.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly said, “If I’m really going to like someone, then I hope that person is you.”

After said this sentence, the Little White-flower’s face started to habitually red up.

Chu Ci blinked his eyes as he looked at the Little White-flower. He began to shout at the system in his mind, “What the hell is going on? The feelings I just said are nonsense?”

The system said happily, “The Little White-flower is fall for you. You are the best person to him besides Yu Shuyao and the housekeeper.”

“Is it?” Chu Ci thought about it and retorted, “No, I’m just taking care of a patient!”

“The key is the Little White-flower only knows so few people, and you get together with the Little Wild-flower, it’s no surprise that he would like you.”

“How I should reply to him? I really wants to agree directly! How can I reply without refusing and agreeing? What about the Little Wild-flower?”

Chu Ci felt vexed and had incoherent speech. He hoped that the time would stop at this second to let him thought about how to answer and then start again. But it was obviously impossible.

At this time, the Little White-flower suddenly stood up, and pulled Chu Ci out of the restaurant with red face, and the two men very quickly reached the parking lot.

Then, the Little White-flower pressed Chu Ci on his car and kissed him.

“I’m about to faint!” Chu Ci and the Little Wild-flower had been kisses for many times, so now he let the Little White-flower kissed him, while shouted at the system in his mind.

“What am I going to do? Would it be troubled when the Little Wild-flower come out?”

The system was serious this time.

The system said, “I think it’s very likely not, the Little White-flower is special. To be honest, they are just one person. Maybe his split personality could be cured if his both personalities likes you.”

Chu Ci said in half doubt, “This powerful?”

“I didn’t expect that his blind date to be counterproductive!”

Xuan Lin suddenly backed away, he wiped his mouth and said fiercely.

From his tone, Chu Ci knew the Little Wild-flower came out.

Chu Ci quickly recovered, and his heart thumped. He couldn’t blame the Little Wild-flower or the Little White-flower, and could only scold the system, “What a broken mission! Such cheater! You said that even if there are two personalities, he still has one body. Even there is one body, he still has memory interoperability. Then, didn’t I can only two-timing openly? How I should continue this mission!”

The system knew that he was in the wrong. He kept silent very timely, and let Chu Ci scolded.

Xuan Lin stared at Chu Ci gloomily and said, “You actually don’t refuse him? You really only looks at our face.”

Chu Ci applauded in his heart: This sentence is so right! I likes his face.

But in fact, he could only pretend to say docilely, “I’m a little surprised when he suddenly do that, so I didn’t react.”

Xuan Lin frowned and said, “He likes you also good, so that he wouldn’t be fooled again. I’m angry when I sees his suffer in silence’s look for the sake of that woman! No matter what, we are the same person. I most hate when Yu Shuyao that woman think I love her badly.”

Chu Ci was stunned as he looked at Xuan Lin.

“He unexpectedly...so easy to talk?”

Xuan Lin was right, if the Little White-flower didn’t like Yu Shuyao anymore, not only the Little Wild-flower was happy, he was also happy. He would feel a kind of relief. It was especially good to think that the Little White-flower would never be sad and broken-hearted for this woman again!

Xuan Lin lightly snorted and said, “This time he has good taste, but he actually hasn’t been able to guard against it for so long!”

Chu Ci said strangely: “Guard against what?”

“It’s nothing!”

Chu Ci still felt a little uneasy, “Are you not angry?”

Xuan Lin hugged Chu Ci and whispered, “It’s useless to be angry. He likes you must be influenced by me. It’s my careless. Just let him likes, and that person’s like is also only a thing like that, there is no threat.”

“What does he mean? Why don’t I understand it a little bit?” Chu Ci didn’t understand Xuan Lin’s meaning at all, and could only ask the system for help.

“Maybe he thinks that the Little White-flower is also a part of him, so it doesn’t matter. Our people have also analyzed his circumstances. It’s not an authentic split personality. The authentic split personality wouldn’t share each other’s memories and feelings. His split personality looks as if there are existence of two people, but he actually the same as normal people. It’s almost similar to the situation where you are angry and not angry, except that the personality gap between the two cases is enlarged. Therefore, it’s much easier for the target to accept another personality. That’s why I wants you to hook up with both personalities.” The system paused for a moment, before said, “In addition, he feels that the Little White-flower wouldn’t sleep with you, so he doesn’t care.”

Chu Ci felt it was also right after thought about it. With the Little White-flower’s shy personality, who had never in bed with Yu Shuyao after so many years, and all shy after kissed. How could it be possible for them to develop to that stage after only such a little time with him.

Thinking of he only need to holding hands and talking with the Little White-flower, Chu Ci mood was inexplicably good.

Chu Ci: “Does this mean that I have gotten both of them settle?”

System: “I feel it’s about the same.”

****

At night.

Chu Ci was sitting on Xuan Lin’s body while doing exercise with him. His butts felt sore.

He has been said that he can’t do it anymore many times, but the Little Wild-flower still refused to stop, saying that he would also used the Little White-flower’s share on his behalf.

Chu Ci’s tears could only be swallowed into his stomach. While the words that the Little Wild-flower said so good, all was deceptive! The radish that has been living for thousands of years was still blinded by flowery speech!

He was a bit worried about whether he would shed his anus. This word was found in An Hong’s memory, it could not be more suitable to describe his current situation.

****

The next day, Chu Ci shrank in the quilt, doesn’t want to get up. The physical overdraft and lack of sleep at night, the power of his primordial spirit was not strong enough to make up for it and would take a while for his body to return normal.

“Are you all right?”

Why did the Little White-flower come out early in the morning?

Chu Ci immediately sobered up, as he looked at Xuan Lin with surprise. The other party sat naked beside him, and although he looked at him red-faced, there was worry in his eyes.

The Little White-flower softly complained, “How could he even use my share!”

Since the Little White-flower got up, then he would also get up and took advantage when the Little Wild-flower was not present to hurriedly stabilize the Little White-flower’s feelings.

Chu Ci sat up on the bed, he pretended to be at ease, and said, “I’m all right. Let’s go to have breakfast together, I’m also hungry.”

The Little White-flower blushed and nodded his head.

Chu Ci skillfully jumped out of bed. After dressed up, he brought the clothes to the Little White-flower, and then habitually turned his head to let him dressed without be seen.

“You don’t have to turn around.” The Little White-flower’s voice faintly came from behind.

See or don’t see?

Chu Ci thought about it, and then turned back. Look, the person has invited, it would be his lose to not see.