What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub

He Ruge was in a strange mood after he realized that he might be a koi spirit. He rejected Eight Arms’s joking invitation to meet him and turned off the penguin with a headache.

Too much information had been exposed. At first, he realized that Eight Arms might be of the same species, so he sent out his demon tattoo without much vigilance.

Eight Arms said that koi spirits were rare because koi spirits had very high Luck Value. A strong koi spirit could even affect the luck of others. Luck was something that could not be seen or touched, but it was very important to every demon.

The requirements for koi spirits to become a koi spirit were very stringent. Eight Arms knew that a koi spirit had once appeared in an ancient temple’s wishing pond. That was because the wishing pond was bathed in the power of faith of the devout believers all year round. It was a blessed place with great merit and could easily nurture spirits.

Due to various coincidences, a koi spirit had appeared.

After that koi spirit came out, it created a huge impact in the demon circle. Everyone had the money to pay and worked hard, hoping to touch the koi spirit’s good fortune.

Later on, that koi spirit disappeared.

Some people said that a big boss demon wanted to complete the medicine of life and death, so he used the koi spirit as a catalyst. Others said that a big boss wanted to defy the heavens and change fate, so he used the koi spirit to sacrifice to the heavens. In short, that koi spirit’s fate was rather miserable.

He Ruge was afraid that his senior would end up in such a miserable state. Although Eight Arms promised that he would not reveal He Ruge’s identity, He Ruge still felt uneasy.

After dinner, he saw that his collection had increased, and he became happy again. After reading the readers’ comments, He Ruge lay down and went to sleep.

He had a dream. He dreamt that he had transmigrated to the world of Little White Tiger at the height of his popularity in this article. Little White Tiger had transformed into Prince Charming in military uniform. He and Prince Charming were in love. Prince Charming was a cat, and he was a fish. Whenever he saw Prince Charming, his legs would go soft. When Prince Charming walked in front of him in a domineering manner, wanting to do something indescribable, the sky suddenly rained down with knives.

The crackling knife stabbed into the ground with a swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh.

Then, a huge pit suddenly appeared on the ground, and a man wielding a blade stood up and asked in a gloomy voice, “Who is Ruge?”

Countless people who fell into the pit gritted their teeth and said, “This author is not a human, he is too eunuch!!!”

“He dug a pit and didn’t fill it, he just killed him.”

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He Ruge was startled awake. As a good Gu Gu who had never stopped writing since he opened the pit, why did he have this strange dream? Sure enough, dreams and reality were the opposite of each other.

He Ruge shivered, and the first thing he did when he got up was to look at his collection happily. Then, he went into the small dark room to write. While he was typing, he felt as if he had forgotten something.

What had he forgotten?

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Xi Guichan waited in the game for an entire day, but there was no sign of He Ruge. Three meals a day were delivered by the staff, but the other party was not the He Ruge that Xi Guichan had been longing for. Was there a bug in this damn game again?

Xi Guichan, who had already treated the game as his daily spiritual food, was very angry. He came out of the gaming cabin unhappily and stared blankly at the strawberry-flavored nutrient solution in his hand.

After Xi Guichan raised his head and drank the nutrient solution, he turned back into his original form and went to the bathroom to take a bath. The effect of the hair growth bath was very quick, and a layer of short hair had already appeared on some parts of his bald body. But this Great White Tiger …

Even uglier.

There was no hair here and there. It was better to be bald and more natural and pleasing to the eye.

The ugly and fierce Great White Tiger soaked in the bathtub and turned on its optical computer to watch the live broadcast. Seventeen stars had completely fallen, and more than half of Sixteen stars had also fallen. The people of the Federation were not optimistic about the future of this war.

The Zerg were too good at fighting. They did not know what had happened, but the Zerg, who were originally simple-minded and mentally retarded in the first Star Wars, suddenly became a lot smarter.

Their combat power had decreased. No, it could not be said that their combat power had decreased. Their physical fitness was still the same as before, but their fighting style was different.

If the original Zerg had a kind of ruthlessness when fighting, it was the ruthlessness of sacrificing everything, including their own lives, to win.

Now, the Zerg had a sense of rationality and propriety. They … began to think about themselves.

This terrifying discovery was reported to the officers of the Federation who were above the rank of general. Although the Federal Army suppressed this information and did not intend to publicize it to the public in order to prevent it from shaking the morale of the soldiers, the soldiers on the frontlines had a direct experience of it.

In the army, a rumor about the Zerg began to spread quietly.

“Walking out of ignorance through slaughter, and gaining new life through slaughter.”

However, these things did not mean much to Xi Guichan. He was not interested in them. Usually, he only watched the live broadcast of the Star Wars frontlines because he was bored, and occasionally watched to pass the time.

Previously, he was indeed a boring person.