Why Don’t You Coax Me?

Chapter 48 – Status: In Love

After dinner, Ran Shu sat on the sofa alone, and muttered to Tan Yan: “They say I’m a Youbao man.”

Tan Yan was still gnawing on Lu Yiran’s grilled lamb chops when he raised his head, and asked earnestly, “Why did they say that?”

Ran Shu was still flipping through his own chat when he complained: “My new reality show is on the air, and I won by relying on brother Yu. That is why, they all accused me of being a Youbao man.”

“That… is indeed a bit suiting, though.” After Tan Yan finished speaking, he continued to eat the lamb chops seriously.

Ran Shu was ten thousand unconvinced and ran to reason with the fans: [I raised Brother Yu since childhood, so he was able to give me strength today. And it is also due to my guidance from the side. After 20 years of hard work, I was able to reap the rewards. What is so wrong about that?]

The fans quickly replied to him: [How come that Brother Yu is so strong while you’re so weak?]

Ran Shu typed quickly to reply: [Some people are naturally suitable for training, and some people are naturally suitable for training others. Not everyone is a good coach, but I am a good coach! I cultivated Brother Yu’s physique and tempered his will.]

Fan: [Indeed, for Brother Yu, you are indeed a test.]

After reading it, Ran Shu was so angry that he threw his phone away. He paced around the sofa and screamed angrily: “Who can learn how to be so poor?! No wonder they can’t find a boyfriend!”

Tan Yan looked at Ran Shu with some doubts and asked Lu Yiran: “He was plausible when he scolded people before. Why can’t he do it now?”

Lu Yiran didn’t take it seriously and replied: “It is because, he was on the reasonable side earlier that is why he is confident. But now, he is on the other side of the spectrum.”

Tan Yan laughed for a long time after listening to “hehehe”, and it turned out that he knew his opponent best.

Ran Shu yelled angrily, “Eat your lamb chops quietly!”

Tan Yan didn’t quarrel with Ran Shu either. Although he was a rapper, he was sure he couldn’t quarrel with Ran Shu. After all, Ran Shu was improvised.

At night, the three of them lie down on the terrace and watch the night sky together.

Lu Yiran closed his eyes and rested his mind, falling into the state of emptying himself again.

Tan Yan was a little annoyed. He seemed to be a little overwhelmed, should he lie on his back or on his side now? Pregnant women seem to lie on their sides…

So Tan Yan turned around.

Ran Shu suddenly exclaimed: “Oh! I thought of how to refute them.”

Then he took out his phone to type quickly and continued to play against the fans.

Lu Yiran let out a long and imperceptible sigh.

*……….

This time the recording of the reality show went quite smoothly. Aside from Ran Shu cursing, which is the most exhausting part of the whole process, the others were enjoying life quietly.

They have to say that Lu Yiran’s life is really healthy.

Ran Shu couldn’t bring other people into his life, after all, his life was a kidney-burning activity.

When sending off Ran Shu, Lu Yiran picked up the new guest who had just arrived.

While Tan Yan will stay at Lu Yiran’s house for another four days.

After saying goodbye to them, Ran Shu sat in the car and quickly took out his mobile phone to send a message to Sang Xian: [Your big baby is back after making money again!]

Nasty, nasty [shit]: [Well, that is awesome.]

RS: [So can I see my brother today?]

Nasty, nasty [shit]: [I’ll see you. I will go to your place today.]

RS: [Alright. See you soon.]

When Ran Shu returned home from the high-speed rail station, Sang Xian was already at his house, still playing with his cat.

Ran Shu quickly entered the door, flung his shoes away, and rushed forward a few steps. He threw himself into Sang Xian’s arms: “Let me take a couple of bites.”

Sang Xian supported Ran Shu’s waist and let Ran Shu toss about. He was then kissed several times “bobobobo”.

Ran Shu asked him after a long time, “Have you eaten yet?”

“No, I’m waiting for us to be together.”

Ran Shu regained his energy immediately and walked quickly towards the kitchen: “I’ll make it for you, I’ve learned it this time.”

“Wait a minute…” Sang Xian remembered something, and hurriedly followed, only to see that Ran Shu was already rummaging in the kitchen.

“Strange, where is my pot…”

Sang Xian coughed lightly and explained: “I don’t think those pots are safe, so I threw them away. I will replace them for you later.”

Ran Shu stopped searching. His looked back at Sang Xian, his eyes becoming sharper: “You simply don’t like my cooking, do you?”

“No, after all, cooking was so dangerous last time, I’m worried about your safety.”

“Sang Xian, do you think I’m stupid?”

“Um.”

Ran Shu was silent for a while before reacting and asking: “What does um mean? So you think I’m stupid?”

“I don’t care. You are cute and silly.”

Ran Shu got up quickly. He started a fight with Sang Xian and kept pushing Sang Xian: “When I went out to work and filmed reality shows, I always wanted to learn how to cook for you, but you threw my pot here! You are ungrateful. Instead of thanking me for being so kind to you, you blame me! Do you not think you may not be worthy of me?”

“Okay, don’t learn it anymore, I will learn it later.”

“No! You look down on me, so I have to prove it to you!”

Sang Xian could only sigh and finally took out the pot he had hidden.

Ran Shu took the pot to clean it, very displeased. He then showed what he learned to Sang Xian: “Did you see that? I’ll wait until all the water is gone before pouring oil.”

“Yeah.” Sang Xian nodded along and then praised him casually, “My big baby is really good while pouring oil.”

“That’s it!” Ran Shu enthusiastically put in the dishes, and the pot exploded again.

There was also water on the washed dishes.

When Ran Shu panicked, Sang Xian had already brought a shield at some point and stood in front of him.

Ran Shu took a look at Sang Xian and calmed down a little: “The cooperation is good.”

“Well, thank you for the leader’s approval.”

Holding the spatula, Ran Shu worked hard to stir fry again like a swordsman lifting a sword, and at the same time directed Sang Xian: “Don’t block my sight. You have to think about my height of 178, I can’t see the pot anymore. Help me bring the salt. Tell me, is this enough? I don’t want it to be salty this time.”

“It should be about the same. Let’s think about it first, and we will add it later.”

“Good idea.”