Insectoids: The Job of the Males

Chapter 61.1

Oh, Shit

Translated by boilpoil
Edited by boilpoil

Cheng Zhaoci already has enough fans among the insectoids to count of a comic artist of phenomenal importance.

At least, that’s what the President thinks. So he gets into contact with him, asking if he doesn’t mind revealing his male identity after his Awakening.

Cheng Zhaoci doesn’t mind, as it’s nothing to be ashamed of. He can also show those males up that the insectoid they’ve been shamelessly flirting with every day is actually also a male like them. Also, grade S, to boot.

For shame! For shame, indeed!

The President has also told him about the dangers of a delayed awakening. Cheng Zhaoci can’t do anything about it, though, his Awakening being outside his control and everything.

Cheng Zhaoci doesn’t think he’s particularly dull or dense, but the President also said that records show he would feel more anxious or stressed when he’s about to Awaken, and then turn temperamental and irritable. Cheng Zhaoci is quite content now, though. He’s got his good hubby for a nuclear family… Uh, he hasn’t any children yet, but you know.

Better than what he had in his past life.

“So you haven’t actually got a plan for finishing off Wei Zhuo once and for all?” Sun Wushe is watching Jin Yue lying on his back in the command room, staring off blankly into space daydreaming.

Jin Yue doesn’t appear to have heard, not even twitching at all. Sun Wushe shakes his hand in front of his eyes, “oi, talk to me, what’s your plan?”

He hasn’t said a single word about it after saying he’s going to kill Wei Zhuo for good last time, like he’s forgotten.

“Huh? Plan? What plan?” The madman Jin Yue is finally reacting.

Then he takes some time recalling what Sun Wushe was saying, “I’m clearly still thinking about it! What, you think it’s easy to kill him?” He scratches his blond hair into a mess.

“But there’s a problem I just thought of. Would the little ugly thing want to kill us if Wei Zhuo died?” Not that Jin Yue is afraid of the retaliation, given his physical aptitude. Unless the male can pilot a mecha to kill him somehow.

Still, just imagining the little ugly thing glare at him hatefully is making him uncomfortable, “say, should we first try to sabotage their relationship? Only do something after their relationship falls apart?”

“Did you seriously only think of that now? Where did your brain go?” Sun Wushe expresses disappointment in Jin Yue’s mind. He’s a good commander, but everything else puts his mental illness on full display.

Seeing Jin Yue now seriously wondering how to go about destroying a relationship, Sun Wushe mercilessly puts a stop to it, “how? Find Cheng Zhaoci, and badmouth Wei Zhuo to him? You think he’d even trust you, the space buccaneer who kidnapped him on a landfill planet?”
“You know you don’t have the brains for it ever since you knocked yourself on the head. Even if you haven’t, why do you even think you could succeed?” They’re only shemales, not even demis, for that matter.

Jin Yue looks even more irritated, his hair ruffled to the point of forming knots. Sun Wushe sighs, “I thought you’ve already got everything planned out when you said you were going to kill Wei Zhuo off.”

“I didn’t,” Jin Yue did not. In fact, the fact that Wei Zhuo is Jin Yue’s cijun hasn’t even registered in him, until he was resting later that day, that the little ugly thing is married, and he was always close to Wei Zhuo, which makes it likely his cijun is Wei Zhuo.

That’s why the matter turned into a mess.

“Don’t tell me, you’re going to give up on Wei Zhuo because of that,” Sun Wushe’s face sours. If Jin Yue dares to even say ‘yes,’ Sun Wushe doesn’t look like he’ll hesitate planting a fist into the blond fuzzy head, even if Jin Yue would win 10/10 in the end.

“Why’d I give up?” Jin Yue wonders, “he ought to die; don’t tell me you don’t feel like going through with it?”

Sun Wushe does not understand how it’s now him who isn’t going through with it. It’s really tiring to talk to Jin Yue, who is actually mentally incapacitated in some areas. His logic is incomprehensible to normal, sane insectoids.

“He must die, but the little ugly thing, he could just get another one. Not like there’s a shortage of shemales nowadays,” Jin Yue doesn’t believe a male would ever have much geniune affection for other shemales, not even after learning that a male committed what was practically an assisted suicide by angered pirates, after he learned his cijun and concubines are dead in their hands.

Is that geniune love? No. Jin Yue disagrees. It’s not just one or two of his cijun and concubines who are dead; the male has lost his entire income stream following the death of everyone financially supporting him. That is why he killed himself.

It’s delusional to fantasise males feeling any affection for shemales.

The little ugly thing and Wei Zhuo? Of course! Wei Zhuo is a grade S shemale with a Grand Marshal behind him, he’s perfect marriage material. Who wouldn’t love him?

Cheng Zhaoci might be sad for a while, and then move on and restart, he thinks.

And in fact, it’s not just Jin Yue, but Sun Wushe also thinks the same.

“It’s really troublesome to deal with Wei Zhuo. He’s just a battle maniac, he can fight on equal ground with a dozen of us,” Jin Yue complains, “but if he dies, and the Federation fails to keep his death under wraps, it’d cause great impact to the entire society.”

The war has pushed the grade S shemale soldier Wei Zhuo to the forefront of popularity, becoming known to even males who generally eschew news about wars. They now know that there is such a grade S shemale among them insectoids.

Most importantly, Wei Zhuo’s appearance is memorable. He’s basically that strongest shemale of BombIn’s first comic of the little zombie king, after a little plastic surgery!

Even that scar is almost in the exact same place.

It won’t be difficult to expose this to the Federation’s public; a few alts with the complete video of the moment they kill Wei Zhuo, or even a few livestreams, put them on a rotation, overwhelm the trash Mainframe of the Internet so it couldn’t shut them down.

Now, the problem is, how are they supposed to actually kill Wei Zhuo?