Insectoids: The Job of the Males

Chapter 69.1

As Expected of Grade S

Translated by boilpoil
Edited by boilpoil

Well, if he thinks about it, he does know Xiao Ji and He Huaijian, and the males in this school were all heavily scrutinised and vouched for. They are mentally well, so Cheng Zhaoci would not have to worry about his brothers ending up with bad insectoids.

Though it would be quite jarring for him to just produce his two older brothers out here. He asks, “when the President reveals the composition of the First Research Institute, that would probably include this school, too. I don’t think you’ll be able to avoid potential cijun-suitors then,” and he can even imagine shemales and demis camping outside the schools for a chance.

“Really?” The senior seems relieved, “that’s great.”

… So he’s actually worried he won’t get a partner?

“I don’t really have much of an obsession over this, you see, and some of the classmates already have cijun too. It was really your comic – with the demi reporter, and with that one who turns back time, you know,” the senior was reading them to learn more about the grade S male before he Awakened, to see what he thinks and writes.

Only to become more and more lovesick of a hypothetical cijun, “I was this close to ditching school and heading to the local news station for a reporter.”

This certainly reminds Cheng Zhaoci of how he picked up one starving Bai Jun on the Capital planet before. Hey, looks like these shy males aren’t alone, after all.

Speaking of, Bai Jun just sent him a message.

[BaiJun: Can I borrow your resources?]

Cheng Zhaoci “?”

[BaiJun: More blind dates. I can’t take it anymore. I need to recruit eligible singles] Usually, his father is extremely busy. But these days, Bai Jiawen has been more relieved than anything at favourable developments in his plans – lulls in his job means he’s now worrying about Bai Jun’s marriage again. When his father brings it up, his dad and uncles would all enter annoying mode too.

[BaiJun: Even my brothers are having talks with me. I can’t take it anymore, stop!]

And it’s not like he doesn’t want to meet people either.

Cheng Zhaoci wouldn’t mind helping him announce it. Bai Jun is above average in appearance, and his family background is top-notch. So instead of refusing him, he asks Bai Jun if he has a preference in mind.

[BaiJun: Someone like your dad? Strong, kind and caring]

Cheng Zhaoci “…”

Really? Reeeeally?! Are they all mad? He still remembers when the dumbo Zhou Xiaobao first saw his dad and told him that he was his ideal type, and it caused so much fuss.

[BaiJun: I’m clarifying, I’m not after your dad! I mean someone like Cheng Jin, who’s responsible and good-looking. Age-wise, I’m also just in his generation. So I want one like him]

Oh, right. Cheng Zhaoci almost forgot Bai Jun is even older than his dad if he doesn’t mention it.

Luckily, he didn’t tell him about He Huaijian just yet. He’s too young compared to Bai Jun – barely an adult. It’d almost feel creepily like grooming.
Hmm, if he thinks about it, neither of his brothers would have been a good match, really?

Regardless, Cheng Zhaoci agrees to help when he’s free. As it’s his first day at school today, he is only expected to familiarise himself with the place and his teachers. His classes don’t begin until tomorrow.

Home early, he gets Bai Jun’s photos and what information isn’t classified about him – height, age, personality, etc. – and makes a short summary.

Now, should he send it out as a status update?
Sounds weird. A status update that is basically a ‘Suitors Wanted’ message? What would his comments even be like? And, if the suitors ended up on bad terms with Bai Jun, would he be to blame?

So Cheng Zhaoci decides to do it another way. Instead of posting it online on his status updates, he takes a page out of his own readers’ playbook and buys up the advertisement space in the busy CBD of the Capital planet to put Bai Jun’s information up there a whole day. Then he posts a photograph of that advertisement on his status update, thanking his readers for their wisdom.

It was quite well received, because grade A males are exceedingly rare! And Bai Jun is not bad in appearance at all; everyone is surprised to learn this excellent male hasn’t a cijun.

[IHaveNoMouth: damned author, how many more single friends do you even have?! please show us all, we can take it!]

Bai Jun, meanwhile, opens his mouth in surprise. Holy moly! How didn’t he think of that before? Advertisement space is extremely effective at getting his information out!

And, like, while he might not be as rich as some males with cijun and concubines contributing all their wages to their personal wealth, but his pay as a researcher isn’t shabby at all. With nowhere to spend it on, he has quite the savings saved up.

Therefore, Bai Jun has decided to also take a sizeable portion out of his immense wealth to get his lifelong partner business resolved once and for all.

Billboards? Electronics display? If it’s available for rent, Bai Jun is taking it. Even ones beyond the Capital planet.