The Lame Daoist Priest
屌丝道士
Summary
Author Description:
He almost died electrocuted when he was peeing; he was born with extreme misfortune which forced him to learn the daoist priest teaching. How hilarious would it be when he met a ghost? Read various wonderful stories, completely in The Lame Daoist Priest.
T/N Description:
My old man really had no common sense when he chose my name. He was just watching the movie in television, Li Xiaolong’s Way of the Dragon movie. Dad was suddenly hit with a heavenly revelation and pounded the table: “It’s Li Xiaolong!”. And thus, in such heavenly coincidence, my father named me Xiaolong after Bruce Lee’s name. Since the beginning when I was born, bad luck is always following me and ONLY happening to me, even I almost died electrocuted when I was peeing under the electric pole.
It was until one day:
“Since you were born, no matter how dangerous things happened, you didn’t die right? That was because of the Red Arrow mark. Great misfortune will always follow you until you’re dead. Only by practicing Taoism could you resolve this situation.
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The timid-superstitious unbeliever Xiaolong, reluctantly believed the dying old man, even felt the old swindler was just making a joke out of him. It was until when he was shown what ghost would look like did he start to accept “the reality”. The dying old man eventually died, and his spirit proved to him that he was seeing “the real thing”. He left him a legacy of 50 thousand RMB in cash, and 1.5 millions in papers. But his most important legacies were the Dao teaching compiled in a thick book and his follower, the ancient female high-leveled spirit, Murong Daiyu who became Xiaolong half-master afterward.
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The female spirit said gently: “You are now the successor disciple of 54th Niu Tian Daoist master, as well as the sole candidate for 55th generation head.
“Wait a minute”, I interrupted: “I only heard Celestial Master Zhang Daoling who found The Way of Celestial Masters, never heard about this Bull Celestial Master”…
- 1 Chapter 1
- 2 Chapter 2
- 3 Chapter 3
- 4 Chapter 4
- 5 Chapter 5
- 6 Chapter 6
- 7 Chapter 7
- 8 Chapter 8
- 9 Chapter 9
- 10 Chapter 10
- 11 Chapter 11
- 12 Chapter 12
- 13 Chapter 13
- 14 Chapter 14
- 15 Chapter 15
- 16 Chapter 16
- 17 Chapter 17
- 18 Chapter 18
- 19 Chapter 19
- 20 Chapter 20
- 21 Chapter 21
- 22 Chapter 22
- 23 Chapter 23
- 24 Chapter 24
- 25 Chapter 25
- 26 Chapter 26
- 27 Chapter 27
- 28 Chapter 28
- 29 Chapter 29
- 30 Chapter 30
- 31 Chapter 31
- 32 Chapter 32
- 33 Chapter 33
- 34 Chapter 34
- 35 Chapter 35
- 36 Chapter 36
- 37 Chapter 37
- 38 Chapter 38
- 39 Chapter 39
- 40 Chapter 40
- 41 Chapter 41
- 42 Chapter 42
- 43 Chapter 43
- 44 Chapter 44
- 45 Chapter 45
- 46 Chapter 46
- 47 Chapter 47
- 48 Chapter 48
- 49 Chapter 49
- 50 Chapter 50
- 51 Chapter 51
- 52 Chapter 52
- 53 Chapter 53
- 54 Chapter 54
- 55 Chapter 55
- 56 Chapter 56
- 57 Chapter 57
- 58 Chapter 58
- 59 Chapter 59
- 60 Chapter 60
- 61 Chapter 61
- 62 Chapter 62
- 63 Chapter 63
- 64 Chapter 64
- 65 Chapter 65
- 66 Chapter 66
- 67 Chapter 67
- 68 Chapter 68
- 69 Chapter 69
- 70 Chapter 70
- 71 Chapter 71
- 72 Chapter 72
- 73 Chapter 73
- 74 Chapter 74
- 75 Chapter 75
- 76 Chapter 76
- 77 Chapter 77
- 78 Chapter 78
- 79 Chapter 79
- 80 Chapter 80
- 81 Chapter 81
- 82 Chapter 82
- 83 Chapter 83
- 84 Chapter 84
- 85 Chapter 85
- 86 Chapter 86
- 89 Chapter 89
- 90 Chapter 90
- 91 Chapter 91
- 92 Chapter 92
- 94 Chapter 94
- 95 Chapter 95
- 96 Chapter 96
- 97 Chapter 97
- 98 Chapter 98
- 99 Chapter 99
- 100 Chapter 100
- 101 Chapter 101
- 102 Chapter 102
- 103 Chapter 103
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